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    Missus is pregnant went for the big scan today was able to see it was a boy. First child incoming any parenting tips ? I presume my napping during the day is gone and my money lol.

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    Start saving and hiding assets NOW. Once she becomes "unhappy" you're dead.

    That's the best advice anyone will give you

    Minny Fats is good with money, maybe he can chime in on specific strategies for that.

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    Congrats! And the crying is just the kid exercising their lungs. You'll get use to it.

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    When they get to sports age don't be Psycho sports dad

    Congratulations

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    Congratulations.👍👍👍

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    Name him LeBron.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Otters27 View Post
    When they get to sports age don't be Psycho sports dad

    Congratulations
    This...

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    Way to go!! Congrats man.Time to bet 20 team parlays to pay for all the diapers and child care!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by thechaoz View Post
    Start saving and hiding assets NOW. Once she becomes "unhappy" you're dead.

    That's the best advice anyone will give you

    Minny Fats is good with money, maybe he can chime in on specific strategies for that.
    He can also tell you about the pitfalls of having an unhappy wife, I remember him telling a story about losing damn near everything to some money-grubbing whore

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    Quote Originally Posted by thechaoz View Post
    Start saving and hiding assets NOW. Once she becomes "unhappy" you're dead.

    That's the best advice anyone will give you

    Minny Fats is good with money, maybe he can chime in on specific strategies for that.
    You are such a little hypocrite dude. I thought you were mr. Democratic Party? Mr. Every chick should have a dick? Mister I don't care if you lick buttholes as long as you clean my pool?

    But now you come at us with this misogynistic bullshit?

    The Democratic party that you love and praise would ostracize you for the words that you speak.

    You are not a Democrat Son. You are Republican. Once you get a little bit of money you will understand.

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    any man that brings a child into a dying nation has to have nothing but faith in God
    or be a fukking idiot

    I give every man the benefit doubt until he gives me reason not to, so, you got this!

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    Weird reply as always and expected.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bostongambler View Post
    Weird reply as always and expected.
    fukk off asshole, B in your avatar obviously mean BITCH and Bully

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    PP, fukk off you fruitcake! Go talk to one of your other 22 personalities.

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    1. make sure he/she is yours

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    awesome news, congrats

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bostongambler View Post
    PP, fukk off you fruitcake! Go talk to one of your other 22 personalities.

    keep it coming kunt

    your personality is that of hate

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    Look in the mirror you loser

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    Your fame doesn't really matter
    Your wealth is just wealth
    The mark you leave on this world is your children raise them well
    Read him books from day one when he comes running with his favorite book to read for the 100th time READ IT!!!!
    I never hit my kids I really never had to we just talked.

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    Do me a favor and get lost PP. Your relentless babble about sex trafficking is troubling to say the least.

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    Never mentioned sex trafficking, kuntface.

    I already beat your ass, keep it coming.

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    Of course you did, over & over again , kuntface.

    Do me a favor and don’t get back to me and I won’t get back to you. Deal?

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    Congrats and also congrats on not having one of those gay gender reveal parties.

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    Congratulations

    Having a child will be all at once the most rewarding and challenging event to happen in your life

    Try to live in the moment when your children are young and try not to sweat the small stuff (lack of sleep and crying)

    Before you know it your children will be teenagers and you’ll wish you could have a few moments with them as toddlers again when all they want is your love and attention.

    Invest in a college fund (529) right away.

    You (and your son) will be glad you did 18 years from now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bostongambler View Post
    Of course you did, over & over again , kuntface.

    Do me a favor and don’t get back to me and I won’t get back to you. Deal?
    that was "HUMAN" Trafficking asshole, dumbfukk and you are the psycho fukker that is stalking and starting with me


    you backed out months ago when I offered to drive to your turf
    for lunch

    you are a coward kunt

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheLock View Post
    Congratulations

    Having a child will be all at once the most rewarding and challenging event to happen in your life

    Try to live in the moment when your children are young and try not to sweat the small stuff (lack of sleep and crying)

    Before you know it your children will be teenagers and you’ll wish you could have a few moments with them as toddlers again when all they want is your love and attention.

    Invest in a college fund (529) right away.

    You (and your son) will be glad you did 18 years from now.
    Now THAT'S a post.

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    this suggests that after generation "Z" there might be a double "AA" or some shit

    I doubt it

    most of you still trust your gov`t/are afraid to die/have no faith in God

    OP obviously has faith






    Quote Originally Posted by TheLock View Post
    Congratulations

    Having a child will be all at once the most rewarding and challenging event to happen in your life

    Try to live in the moment when your children are young and try not to sweat the small stuff (lack of sleep and crying)

    Before you know it your children will be teenagers and you’ll wish you could have a few moments with them as toddlers again when all they want is your love and attention.

    Invest in a college fund (529) right away.

    You (and your son) will be glad you did 18 years from now.
    Last edited by PittsburghPlayer; 12-06-19 at 04:21 PM.

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    Name him daggles

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    Quote Originally Posted by PittsburghPlayer View Post
    that was "HUMAN" Trafficking asshole, dumbfukk and you are the psycho fukker that is stalking and starting with me


    you backed out months ago when I offered to drive to your turf
    for lunch

    you are a coward kunt
    Human trafficking/ sex trafficking, whatever. Why you would bring that to a gambling forum is beyond weird.

    Yeah, screwball why on God’s green earth would I ever want to meet you for lunch. By reading your posts you remind me of Charles Manson.

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    Pittsburghplayer vs BG easily the stupidest retard fight I can remember, but one has to admit that PP put him in his place pretty decisively.

    Hate to say it as they're both worthless, but he wins here.

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    Pedo, was that you on “To catch a predator “ last night?

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    PP destroyed him.

    And I'm not sure PP isn't on crack 24/7.


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    Quote Originally Posted by pittsburghplayer View Post
    that was "human" trafficking asshole, dumbfukk and you are the psycho fukker that is stalking and starting with me


    you backed out months ago when i offered to drive to your turf
    for lunch

    you are a coward kunt
    boom.

    Ballgame!

    (PP drops the mic)

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    Pedo , who lives out of slophouses, which he calls hotels. Hahaha... Networth=$14.27 cents

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