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    Fellas I think I’m done dating hot women, I only want average women

    Find yourself an average looking chick man

    nothing special

    they are much easier to get along with

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    I know the perfect babe for you.....


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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    I know the perfect babe for you.....

    man I said average

    she is well below average

    yall ever date a girl you didn’t really like that much for a long time?

    like maybe yall got along well and the sex was good but you never felt like you were in love?

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    hey, that bitch is "far above average" if you factor in the number of fence posts she can set with that triple header gut she's sporting......
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Bear View Post
    man I said average

    she is well below average...
    Well Bear, if that's how you feel just put a bag over her head and you'll never be able to tell her from your other chicks.

    Good Luck Bear!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    hey, that bitch is "far above average" if you factor in the number of fence posts she can set with that triple header gut she's sporting......

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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
    Well Bear, if that's how you feel just put a bag over her head and you'll never be able to tell her from your other chicks.

    Good Luck Bear!

    one thing I won’t tolerate is a stinky pussy

    aint no way she is able to air that bad boy out

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    hey, that bitch is "far above average" if you factor in the number of fence posts she can set with that triple header gut she's sporting......
    Not gunna lie, AD and I couldn't be more different politically, but he's on fire lately.

    Tearing up the Saloon right now.

    Keep them dice rolling.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Bear View Post
    one thing I won’t tolerate is a stinky pussy

    aint no way she is able to air that bad boy out
    They can't. Fortunately and oddly enough, I've never had a hot woman who also had a stink pussy. Not sure the correlation.

    I think diet is everything. Fatties eating fast food, drinking regular soda, chowing on treats.

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    Post some pics of you with some hot woman or it never happened. Even then we be doubtful it true.

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    Oh man, I LOVE a stinky pussy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    hey, that bitch is "far above average" if you factor in the number of fence posts she can set with that triple header gut she's sporting......

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    I spoke to many hot women, average women and below average women and one thing they all have in common.....none of them want to fuc.k with big bear. Imagine them having to explain to a 20 or 30 year old dimwit that milk doesn’t always come out of and the workings of the vagina.

    Bear stick to scissoring with jj.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grits n' Gravy View Post
    I spoke to many hot women, average women and below average women and one thing they all have in common.....none of them want to fuc.k with big bear. Imagine them having to explain to a 20 or 30 year old dimwit that milk doesn’t always come out of and the workings of the vagina.

    Bear stick to scissoring with jj.
    We have a winner. Close thread

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grits n' Gravy View Post
    I spoke to many hot women, average women and below average women and one thing they all have in common.....none of them want to fuc.k with big bear. Imagine them having to explain to a 20 or 30 year old dimwit that milk doesn’t always come out of and the workings of the vagina.

    Bear stick to scissoring with jj.
    Quote Originally Posted by 2daBank View Post

    We have a winner. Close thread


    the last/only vagina big bear got near was Eaglesfan when in her Uber

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    Quote Originally Posted by Booya711 View Post


    the last/only vagina big bear got near was Eaglesfan when in her Uber
    Does jj’s micro-clit count?

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    Looks like a pussy to me.....


    grabbin' his tiny clit.....

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