1. 11-18-19 07:50 PM #1
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    What would you do if your going down on a chick and she rips a big fart?

    Would you continue?

    call her out?

    pretend you didn’t hear it?


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  2. 11-18-19 08:24 PM #2
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    Nothing wrong with a hot lady with a nice ass
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  3. 11-18-19 08:42 PM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by slayer14 View Post
    Nothing wrong with a hot lady with a nice ass
    true
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  4. 11-18-19 08:43 PM #4
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    Bear....what kind of women are you around?

    Sheesh!
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  5. 11-18-19 09:00 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by mpaschal34 View Post
    Bear....what kind of women are you around?

    Sheesh!
    this chick thought it was funny too pulled the sheets over my head and boxed me in couldn’t breathe

    next time she gives me head I’m going to return the favor
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  6. 11-18-19 09:17 PM #6
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    You should have pushed that fart back in her ass with your cawk man.
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  7. 11-18-19 11:07 PM #7
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    You need to get out.

    I'd probably punch her in the face
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  8. 11-18-19 11:08 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Bear View Post
    this chick thought it was funny too pulled the sheets over my head and boxed me in couldn’t breathe

    next time she gives me head I’m going to return the favor
    There's no way she isn't fat

    That's the most white trash I've ever heard of
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  9. 11-18-19 11:17 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Bear View Post
    Would you continue?

    call her out?

    pretend you didn’t hear it?


    99% will continue. Most will sniff that bad boy up until the last gas particle.

    Obviously you aren't aware people do piss and shit sex...a fart is nothing.
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  10. 11-18-19 11:19 PM #10
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    Eat her azz out. Put your tongue to work boy.
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  11. 11-19-19 12:38 AM #11
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    dutch oven her back. love is war
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  12. 11-19-19 06:54 AM #12
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    Next time find yourself a Lady and not a whore....
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  13. 11-19-19 10:12 AM #13
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    breath it in..... take it all in....

    enjoy the moment.....

    then take the gas she just blasted you with, raise up, with it still inside you, and make out with her, passing it back to her so she can relish the stench herself.......

    then give her the ass fukkin' of a lifetime, and make her suck the chocostick.........
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  14. 11-19-19 11:35 AM #14
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    if she did it cause you two are cool around each other it's one thing. to just do it while you are down there without warning and not that type of "cool" relationship can be a mood killer. only thing that would savor if she then says, "punish my ass for doing that".
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  15. 11-19-19 12:08 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    breath it in..... take it all in....

    enjoy the moment.....

    then take the gas she just blasted you with, raise up, with it still inside you, and make out with her, passing it back to her so she can relish the stench herself.......

    then give her the ass fukkin' of a lifetime, and make her suck the chocostick.........
    lol
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  16. 11-19-19 12:10 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by pologq View Post
    if she did it cause you two are cool around each other it's one thing. to just do it while you are down there without warning and not that type of "cool" relationship can be a mood killer. only thing that would savor if she then says, "punish my ass for doing that".
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  17. 11-19-19 07:04 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by mpaschal34 View Post
    Bear....what kind of women are you around?

    Sheesh!
    Eaglesfan
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  18. 03-21-20 06:42 AM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMetsSuck View Post
    dutch oven her back. love is war
    Love is a battlefield

    great song
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  19. 03-21-20 11:17 AM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMetsSuck View Post
    dutch oven her back. love is war
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtC7TAqSgGE
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  20. 03-21-20 11:57 AM #20
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    i'd call it a night and get back to Netflix
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  21. 03-21-20 01:13 PM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Bear View Post
    this chick thought it was funny too pulled the sheets over my head and boxed me in couldn’t breathe

    next time she gives me head I’m going to return the favor
    I'll take things that never happened for $600, Alex.


    Not that a girl wouldn't do something like that, it's the notion a girl wanted to get in bed with you that has me skeptical.
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  22. 03-21-20 05:15 PM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Bear View Post
    this chick thought it was funny too pulled the sheets over my head and boxed me in couldn’t breathe

    next time she gives me head I’m going to return the favor

    Was it a latina who got you with their: "mexican gas chamber".
    Asking for a friend.
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  23. 03-21-20 08:15 PM #23
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  24. 03-21-20 09:21 PM #24
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    Finish it quickly and decide what to do with her later lol
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  25. 03-21-20 09:51 PM #25
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    They say if you can get by the smell you got it licked...
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  26. 03-21-20 09:58 PM #26
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    some of you fukkers are sick, but for me Chaoz comes closest and then Donk to the correct answer(s)

    a fart to the face is assault
    felony assault at that
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  27. 03-22-20 07:33 AM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by PittsburghPlayer View Post
    some of you fukkers are sick, but for me Chaoz comes closest and then Donk to the correct answer(s)

    a fart to the face is assault
    felony assault at that
    yeah right bro

    most farts don’t even smell

    it’s just being playful
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  28. 03-22-20 07:35 AM #28
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    Bearman, I was being playful too mange.

    Not trying to start e-battle w/ choo
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  29. 03-22-20 07:44 AM #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by PittsburghPlayer View Post
    Bearman, I was being playful too mange.

    Not trying to start e-battle w/ choo
    respek
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  30. 03-23-20 03:43 PM #30
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    Women fart a lot, even more than men. They are just more discreet about it.
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  31. 03-23-20 03:50 PM #31
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    get a butt plug for her...

    oh w8, got one right here..
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  32. 03-23-20 04:17 PM #32
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    just do like this song says.....





    even tho it some jagoff singing in the background, the vid features two lezzies/bi babes who apparently get off blasting queefs into each others faces.....

    works for me....

    didn't watch much of it, it looked pretty f'n gay (literally), but I couldn't find will farrel in anchorman yelling "BREATHE IT IN" like I wanted, so this is what you get..... who knows, by now will farrell probably said some other shit like "take it in" and I'm being mandella effected again.....
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