1. 11-16-19 12:33 PM #1
    Auto Donk
    Diggity man the fort, I'm outta here!
    Auto Donk's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 09-03-13
    Posts: 43,564
    Betpoints: 48

    worst thing you can tell a woman.... (a random thought from Roatan, Honduras)

    no, not call her a kunt.....

    no, not call her fat....

    tell her she has a pussy like a spider monkey....

    (sleeve of wizard has nothing on a spider monkey's pussy)..... thang hangs far lower than JJ Gold's twig and berries.....
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  2. 11-16-19 12:38 PM #2
    Auto Donk
    Diggity man the fort, I'm outta here!
    Auto Donk's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 09-03-13
    Posts: 43,564
    Betpoints: 48

    ps.... will have a "photograghic" tour of the private tour we received of roatan via a babe that can best be called "ass of flo jo in tight blue tights".....

    cannot imagine having better luck on this cruise than to just happen to book an island wide six hour tour with the hottest babe on the island.....

    photos to follow in a separate thread of all the awesome sites, uh, I mean, uh "sights," from this "private tour" (once the wife and I are off the ship, as I suspect she suspected I was taking illicit photos of our tour babe's ass from a variety of different angles).... every where I went with our guide, the locals first gawked at this hump of a camel's ass she was sporting in her skin-tight tights, then gave me the smile and thumbs up signal, as most presumed I'd hired her a whore/tour guide.....
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  3. 11-16-19 12:49 PM #3
    SBR_Guest_Pro
    SBR Intern
    SBR_Guest_Pro's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 02-10-15
    Posts: 3,958
    Betpoints: 2939

    I got a private driver in roatan once. His name was King and he also had a big ass
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  4. 11-16-19 12:53 PM #4
    Auto Donk
    Diggity man the fort, I'm outta here!
    Auto Donk's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 09-03-13
    Posts: 43,564
    Betpoints: 48

    Quote Originally Posted by SBR_Guest_Pro View Post
    I got a private driver in roatan once. His name was King and he also had a big ass
    wow, were you able to sit down for a week or two? our little sweetie was only 20, had never smoked weed (until 3:15 pm on the day of our tour, and had never been with a white guy or done a threesome).....
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  5. 11-16-19 01:43 PM #5
    BeatTheJerk
    BeatTheJerk's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 08-19-07
    Posts: 31,798
    Betpoints: 84

    Show the pics of the girls ass from all those different angles.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  6. 11-16-19 07:42 PM #6
    Auto Donk
    Diggity man the fort, I'm outta here!
    Auto Donk's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 09-03-13
    Posts: 43,564
    Betpoints: 48

    Quote Originally Posted by BeatTheJerk View Post
    Show the pics of the girls ass from all those different angles.
    like me, they will be coming soon.......
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  7. 11-18-19 10:30 AM #7
    NBAtanker
    NBAtanker's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 11-09-19
    Posts: 288
    Betpoints: 13

    I know a girl who has 8 kids, say it’s like throwing a sausage down a hallway by now
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  8. 11-18-19 10:41 AM #8
    CappinTerp
    CappinTerp's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 11-26-09
    Posts: 9,648
    Betpoints: 1679

    ...no dont promise you will not shoot it in the mouth...
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  9. 11-18-19 02:30 PM #9
    Auto Donk
    Diggity man the fort, I'm outta here!
    Auto Donk's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 09-03-13
    Posts: 43,564
    Betpoints: 48

    Quote Originally Posted by BeatTheJerk View Post
    Show the pics of the girls ass from all those different angles.
    they are officially up in my thread on the "scenery" of Roatan, Honduras...........
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  10. 11-19-19 09:31 PM #10
    Okieirish
    Okieirish's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 09-03-19
    Posts: 879
    Betpoints: 2970

    One time we were at an Oklahoma State game. There was a pretty hot chick there with another gal that looked older. She did not dress like a college girl. I asked the hot girl if the other girl was her mom. It was her friend ! I felt terrible about that ! I was pretty liquored up. I thought those gals were going to kill me !
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
Top
« Previous Thread | The Saloon | Next Thread »