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    daneblazer
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    Alex Morgan knocked up

    https://www.espn.com/soccer/united-s...th-first-child

    We’re going to have a baby autodonk running around

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    Otters27
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    Kid should be a stud athlete

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    random gene selection just as probable

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    Lol

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    Except for JJ
    His genes aren’t able to replicate any speed

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    With her aztec husband. Way to flush away thousands of years of white euro genetics.

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    Mistake babies never fun

    Lol
    Guy
    Buried

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    She’s ugly!!!!!

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    Having a daughter would be horrible. Everything you invest in her is just So some other guy can enjoy nutting on her when she grows up.

    All that time, money, and effort raising her, just so a higher quality man will phuck her and agree to marry her.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Redlily5150 View Post
    She’s ugly!!!!!
    If you think she's ugly, I'd love to see what you think is pretty...

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    Quote Originally Posted by spro23 View Post
    Having a daughter would be horrible. Everything you invest in her is just So some other guy can enjoy nutting on her when she grows up.

    All that time, money, and effort raising her, just so a higher quality man will phuck her and agree to marry her.
    LOL love SBR

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    Quote Originally Posted by Redlily5150 View Post
    She’s ugly!!!!!

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    King Mayan
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    Quote Originally Posted by spro23 View Post
    Having a daughter would be horrible. Everything you invest in her is just So some other guy can enjoy nutting on her when she grows up.

    All that time, money, and effort raising her, just so a higher quality man will phuck her and agree to marry her.
    you incel motherfukker

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