1. 10-13-19 06:25 AM #1
    Big Bear
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    How do I get out of this beach trip with this girl

    Okay so at one time I wanted to take this girl to the beach

    but she gets way too drunk and causes drama

    she smokes cigs (major turn off)

    also I told her I just wanted to be friends b/c I’m just not attracted to her like that

    and I’m expected to pay for the hotel and it’s supposed to rain

    I really cant afford to go, I lost all my money gambling this weekend

    what should I say/do?

    her last text was “ehhh I hope it doesnt rain the whole time”
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  2. 10-13-19 06:31 AM #2
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    should I just send a text I dont think we should go if it’s raining and I’m broke anyway?

    and then block her number?
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  3. 10-13-19 06:49 AM #3
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    Need pic before decision can be made.
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  4. 10-13-19 06:55 AM #4
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    Yeah can't really help ya w/ out a pic

    If they smoke they poke- you may prefer rain
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  5. 10-13-19 07:01 AM #5
    Big Bear
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    but fellas she is annoying

    and she is crazy and we will end up hooking up and she is possessive

    she is from Florida if that tells you anything

    and I’m broke I already tried to cancel twice but she kept blowing up my phone

    just need an excuse to get out of it
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  6. 10-13-19 07:11 AM #6
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    Tell her you have sphyillis
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  7. 10-13-19 07:28 AM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by MinnesotaFats View Post
    Tell her you have sphyillis
    might as well thanks
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  8. 10-13-19 10:05 AM #8
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    Just tell her, after some thought, i've realized this just won't work out. and wish her luck in her travels through life...If all you want to do is bang her, jstfu and put up with her ashtray breath...
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  9. 10-13-19 10:09 AM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by HockeyRocks View Post
    Just tell her, after some thought, i've realized this just won't work out. and wish her luck in her travels through life...If all you want to do is bang her, jstfu and put up with her ashtray breath...
    I like this
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  10. 10-13-19 12:00 PM #10
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    Tell her your grandmother died and you have to help make funeral arrangements and be at the funeral.

    Also tell her you wouldn't be much fun anyways because you'll be mourning
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  11. 10-13-19 12:08 PM #11
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    Tell her the fire risk is high today and you dont wanna go hang out with someone that might burn down half the country
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  12. 10-13-19 05:57 PM #12
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    Tell her you're suffering from a severe hemorrhoid flare up. It's a bleeding mess.
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  13. 10-13-19 06:45 PM #13
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    Just deflate her, Bear.


    Quote Originally Posted by mpaschal34 View Post
    Need pic before decision can be made.

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  14. 10-13-19 06:48 PM #14
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    Don't lie man....the truth is always the best policy. Tell her you're a homo and have a tiny dick anyway
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  15. 10-13-19 07:00 PM #15
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    Just tell your mom you rather spend all day posting on sbr. You can't disappoint her any more than you have already.
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  16. 10-13-19 08:22 PM #16
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    Tell her your herpes is acting up and you won't have to worry about her anymore.
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  17. 10-13-19 10:16 PM #17
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    I told her I was broke

    she didn’t reply back
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  18. 10-14-19 12:18 AM #18
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    Next time just be honest and tell her you’re on your period
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  19. 10-14-19 02:04 AM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by MinnesotaFats View Post
    Tell her you have sphyillis
    I was about to create the same post, but with "The Herpes"....
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  20. 10-14-19 02:07 AM #20
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    or, send her some bbc porn..... she'll drop you like a bad habit after viewing some real dik, instead of a whiteboy "pee pee".....
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  21. 10-14-19 06:53 AM #21
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    I believe it's called a menage a troix
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  22. 10-14-19 07:15 AM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Bear View Post
    but fellas she is annoying
    Sounds like a match made in heaven
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