1. 10-09-19 02:08 AM #1
    warbux
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    Told some women I'm a professional handicapper I need a 100% LOCK so I can get laid.

    Hello SBR,

    I quit gambling years ago. My life was going great no longer in debt and actually enjoy watching the games for what they are. I met a very attractive mid 40's blonde, blue eyed, long legs, triple D, with a tight ass Sunday Night. Conversation was going well until she asked what I do for a living. I'm currently unemployed but told her I'm a professional sports gambler. She wants me to prove it and pick her a 5 team parlay for the NFL. If you guys can bless me with 5 locks so that my liquid cialis rooster can see some action I would be forever thankful.
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  2. 10-09-19 07:29 AM #2
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    astros game 5
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  3. 10-09-19 08:17 AM #3
    Booya711
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    sounds like you need "5" `100% locks....it wont happen so just buy her
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  4. 10-09-19 09:04 AM #4
    Harry N. Lloyd
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    Tell her even pros don't hit (or bet) 5 team parlays, then tell her to take the Pats on Thursday night.
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  5. 10-09-19 09:18 AM #5
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    tell her "get them mother fukkin' panties off, you ain't no nun"....

    credit kendrick lamar for the notch on your bedpost once you bang her
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  6. 10-09-19 10:57 AM #6
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    Go SBR pro, then you technically didn't lie.
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  7. 10-09-19 11:01 AM #7
    Chili_Powder
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    Quote Originally Posted by juicername View Post
    Go SBR pro, then you technically didn't lie.
    some funny shite right there
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  8. 10-09-19 11:27 AM #8
    Snowball
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    This is too easy.

    You tell her Pros never bet 5 team parlays.

    DUHHHH
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  9. 10-09-19 12:54 PM #9
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    Cleveland Browns 100% lock
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  10. 10-09-19 03:05 PM #10
    captrobey
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    I agree with everyone else here even a Pro would have it hard to hit a 5 team Parlay. And even if you get extremely lucky and hit that does not mean you will get what you want. Hell if someone can hit say 1 out of 5 of those they would still be ahead nicely . Of course you can up your odds by betting really heavy favorites she never really specified what games.
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