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    ChalkyDog
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    You are a better bettor when your life is shit.

    Got my life figured out a couple years ago, which is the last time I won two bets in a row. Gotta be a degenerate to stay in this game.

    If you're on a losing streak, bring a crack whore home for the weekend and feed the beast.

    Basketball season is about to start and I intend to hit over 54% this year. Stocking up on baking soda, Oxy and bourbon.
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    Bostongambler
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    Ok thanks

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    I'll take your advice

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    Cuse0323
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    That’s the spirit! Crack is always the answer.

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    Crack is bad...mmmkay

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    thechaoz
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChalkyDog View Post
    Got my life figured out a couple years ago, which is the last time I won two bets in a row. Gotta be a degenerate to stay in this game.

    If you're on a losing streak, bring a crack whore home for the weekend and feed the beast.

    Basketball season is about to start and I intend to hit over 54% this year. Stocking up on baking soda, Oxy and bourbon.
    What's the baking soda for?

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    BeatTheJerk
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    Crack gave me crack dick. Never again

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    Bostongambler
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    Ok thanks

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    Da Manster!
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    good to see you back, Chalky!...haven't seen you post in a long time...you still at Arizona ST?...when all else fails, just buy the ticket, take the ride!...

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    Big Bear
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    great thread

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChalkyDog View Post
    Got my life figured out a couple years ago, which is the last time I won two bets in a row. Gotta be a degenerate to stay in this game.

    If you're on a losing streak, bring a crack whore home for the weekend and feed the beast.

    Basketball season is about to start and I intend to hit over 54% this year.
    Stocking up on baking soda, Oxy and bourbon.
    I got you bud...

    Money Money COME TO ChalkyDog.
    As I will so mote it be!!!

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    thechaoz
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    Quote Originally Posted by BeatTheJerk View Post
    Crack gave me crack dick. Never again
    What's crack dick? Limp or hard or semi or does it just go away and shrivel up and die?

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