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    rake922
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    Anybody consider going homeless?

    Sounds like it could be the way to go... If you get hungry just kill a deer

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    Homelessness starts at home. No four truer words have ever been written. Always remember that.
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    Rake has clearly jumped the shark

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    cant believe this wasnt started by big bear


    met a homeless lady once said she had been living in the woods for 3 years

    she smelled bad
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    pretty sure there's no choice on this issue.... at least when it initially starts....

    and yah, i know there are people who prefer the freedom of the streets and leave shelters, low rent housing, etc, and "prefer" the streets, but most of those fukkers are insane.....

    the rest of the "homeless" sure as fuk didn't choose to be there.....

    although, after seeing that homeless porn bitch in the tunnels of vegas, I may go to vegas and forego my comps at venetian, aria, cosmo, bally's, the rio, etc, and go underground for a weekend to tap that ass....

    as you know, I've always loved laying the pipe to porn hos.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by cincinnatikid513 View Post
    cant believe this wasnt started by big bear


    met a homeless lady once said she had been living in the woods for 3 years

    she smelled bad
    bro chill

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post

    although, after seeing that homeless porn bitch in the tunnels of vegas, I may go to vegas and forego my comps at venetian, aria, cosmo, bally's, the rio, etc, and go underground for a weekend to tap that ass....

    as you know, I've always loved laying the pipe to porn hos.....

    What is this person talking about... You have always loved laying pipe to porn hos? what the penetrate

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    If you have a lonley life it might not really be the worst solution.

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    It's becoming lucrative and attractive to go homeless in LA.

    They are passing out free tents, free food, and giving free money out to the homeless in LA. The law makers just keep throwing more money at it and it just attracts more homeless. It's where happy homeless dreams are made and realized!!

    Gotta watch out for the giant sized monster rats now chewing thru your tent though.

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    If you can survive the disease and crime that is running rampant in L.A. going homeless may be an option.

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    panhandlers make an average of $50,000 - $75,000 a year tax free money...think about that for a second next time you see someone on the street corner holding up those "homeless" signs.

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    I don’t give “sign people” any money. I offer them bottled water and packs of cookies I keep in my car. Sometimes the reasons for money get very inventive.
    “I have a job offer at a restaurant but I need to buy two black pants and some white shirts”.
    “I have an interview for this great job but I need cab fare to get over there”.
    “I can get a job with this plumber but he said I need to buy a few tools if I wanted to work with him”.

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    ^^Pan handlers annoy me but I give some of them cash if they look really down and out.

    Still It's annoying though as there are so many begging every where in LA. Freeway on ramps, corner lights, in front of stores, etc. Always asking you for some spare change. I know they'll just use that money I give them to buy a crack rock and or bottle of booze though. I still give at times.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheGoldenGoose View Post
    I don’t give “sign people” any money. I offer them bottled water and packs of cookies I keep in my car.
    Quote Originally Posted by JIBBBY View Post
    ^^Pan handlers annoy me but I give some of them cash if they look really down and out.
    I know they'll just use that money I give them to buy a crack rock and or bottle of booze though. I still give at times.
    TheGoldenGoose has the right idea. If you give them cash you can never be sure they won't spend it on booze or drugs. If you give them food or water, even if they're not genuinely in need the worst that can happen is they get something free to eat/drink.





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    You must not live around the homeless LOL.....give them a free Entrée----ITS NOW FOR SALE ! If you give them anything-just make it drugs or booze-otherwise they sell WHATEVER YUO GIVE THEM for booze and drugs LOL...
    Quote Originally Posted by Baraldsson View Post
    TheGoldenGoose has the right idea. If you give them cash you can never be sure they won't spend it on booze or drugs. If you give them food or water, even if they're not genuinely in need the worst that can happen is they get something free to eat/drink.




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    I will go to McD's or some place i can buy some food coupons. I hand those out instead of cash to the homeless...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Da Manster! View Post
    panhandlers make an average of $50,000 - $75,000 a year tax free money...think about that for a second next time you see someone on the street corner holding up those "homeless" signs.
    Manster, look at these poor homeless people with their Starbucks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Manster, look at these poor homeless people with their Starbucks.

    I know, right?......on a personal sidenote, I would solicit that chick...damn, I belched!...
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    Quote Originally Posted by rake922 View Post
    Sounds like it could be the way to go... If you get hungry just kill a deer
    how would you cook it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Bear View Post
    how would you cook it?
    Trashcan fire

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    I usually keep half-pints in my car to save them the hassel of going to the liquor store.

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    Lots of people starting to live in their vans/cars, especially in cities like LA, SF, NYC, etc.

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    I'm too much of a hobophobe to go homeless, but I am jealous of the carefree lifestyle. You know sleeping under rays while your teeth are crumbling away. Doing shit just for laughs, and having everyone leaving me alone.

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    i miss air conditioning too much

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    Quote Originally Posted by Da Manster! View Post
    I know, right?......on a personal sidenote, I would solicit that chick...damn, I belched!...
    Manster, how much would you pay for that?

    What if her homeboy wanted to join?

    Like let's say for example he wants to lick your butthole while you bang her?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Manster, how much would you pay for that?

    What if her homeboy wanted to join?

    Like let's say for example he wants to lick your butthole while you bang her?

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    If you have a job and are poor. How much food stamps and govt housing assistance can you get?
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    Why not I saw that pornstarlets are living under bridges with you these days if you're homeless

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    Quote Originally Posted by dlowilly View Post
    Why not I saw that pornstarlets are living under bridges with you these days if you're homeless
    Left or Right?








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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Left or Right?







    Yeah well I bet it's still the same where it counts, eh diggity?

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    Quote Originally Posted by dlowilly View Post
    Yeah well I bet it's still the same where it counts, eh diggity?
    Damn right, Willy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Manster, how much would you pay for that?

    What if her homeboy wanted to join?

    Like let's say for example he wants to lick your butthole while you bang her?
    two Andrew Jackson's and if both she and he do a great job, an Alexander Hamilton for a tip!...
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