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    Big Bear
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    A buddy of mine ran into Brock Landers at Palace Station

    Brock was supposedly eating raw oysters and sipping a Mai Tai. Anyway long story short Brock is very confident the Bears will win the Super Bowl.

    The friend asked who he has coming out of the AFC he says the Colts.

    me personally I am planning a trip to Nassau Bahamas to drop some serious cash on the Bears. Brock is due and defense wins championships.

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    Nobody cares



    Well
    Except SAM ODOM


    He will jizz

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    btw my boy who is ran into Brock is none other than Benny Big Nuts.

    Benny said to tell yall hi, he says he is on a hiatus from sports gambling until October.

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    My friend jimmy cracks.corn and we don’t care.

    You ain’t flying anywhere to bet shit on the beers, why you gotta be on some story time bs bear??? Tell ya what I’ll give you and the idiot homer that picked them 5t to 1 better than you can find anywhere. Whatevs you wanna drop big timer. When trubisky beats out all the other good nfc teams then out duels the afc qb who prob mvp of league in SB I’ll be thrilled to pay every freaking dime!!! Even more thrilled when they out by divisional round!!
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    Fake saloon and delete

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    Would it kill you to act genuine every once in awhile? The real you cant possibly be less llikable than make belueve story bear!! It just can’t be possible!

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    Brock a top notch gambler

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    Brock drives a truck now. Fake news

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    Quote Originally Posted by romecloneout View Post
    Brock drives a truck now. Fake news
    No way that midget can operate a semi

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    My friend jimmycrackscorn!!! JFC Banker.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Brock a top notch gambler
    Brick is a fuckstick to the highest fukkin degree but he also crazy for a little guy and has pissed everything away at least as many times as me!! Unlike a lot of degens I don’t think he has the 1sr clue on how to cap a game which makes him even more dangerous to himself and those around him. God bless

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    I love a good bedtime story
    Thanks
    Goodnight
    Sleep tight

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    bears 4-12 this year then
    Last edited by lonegambler23; 08-18-19 at 08:49 PM.

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    Bear still making up stories....idiot

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    Quote Originally Posted by badboybrown View Post
    Bear still making up stories....idiot
    Low self esteem.

    Bear you good enough
    I guess smart enough
    And gosh darn it if you were yourself ppl might like you,
    if not so what cause we don’t like story version either!!

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    Brock at the Flying J pumping in quarters into the pay TV sweating out his $40 bet on Vikings ML while consuming a basket of chicken wings and 44 oz. fountain soda.

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    I'll take a shit in the street if the Bears make the Super Bowl; I'll eat it if they win it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by firedawg View Post
    No way that midget can operate a semi
    its probably a napa parts truck, little S 10

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    brocks buried in a gutter somewhere, who are we kidding?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrunkHorseplayer View Post
    I'll take a shit in the street if the Bears make the Super Bowl; I'll eat it if they win it.
    As a Bears fan, I hope you eat shit.

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    Who cares what Broke Lenders likes. Focus on the posters who post here. And pony up $100 to become a pro. It is embarrassing for a long time poster to be broke.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pablo222 View Post
    As a Bears fan, I hope you eat shit.
    lol

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    I've been on the beach in Galveston Texas all day moron

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brock Landers View Post
    I've been on the beach in Galveston Texas all day moron
    Sukkin dikk

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brock Landers View Post
    I've been on the beach in Galveston Texas all day moron
    trucker salary rising heavy

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    You all can thank Dane Blazer for this

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    Quote Originally Posted by firedawg View Post
    Nobody cares



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    Except SAM ODOM


    He will jizz
    How about them tasty Wolfpack pics you got coming big guy?

    I'm about to jizz just thinking about them

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Bear View Post
    Brock was supposedly eating raw oysters and sipping a Mai Tai. Anyway long story short Brock is very confident the Bears will win the Super Bowl.

    The friend asked who he has coming out of the AFC he says the Colts.

    me personally I am planning a trip to Nassau Bahamas to drop some serious cash on the Bears. Brock is due and defense wins championships.
    Why the f*** would you fly to the Bahamas to bet a game?

    Dude this is SBR forum you literally have 5 of the best books in the world at your disposal.

    When you go to Nassau the only thing you should be worried about is banging Brown pussy and sniffing white cocaine.

    ...... and drinking shitty rum

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    Quote Originally Posted by firedawg View Post
    Nobody cares



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    He will jizz

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    Quote Originally Posted by Emily_Haines View Post
    Brock at the Flying J pumping in quarters into the pay TV sweating out his $40 bet on Vikings ML while consuming a basket of chicken wings and 44 oz. fountain soda.
    That’s a sad picture you painted about the trucker.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
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    Sorry Jaker. Didn’t realize it would be like this

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    Quote Originally Posted by daneblazer View Post
    Sorry Jaker. Didn’t realize it would be like this
    Dane you got me unbanned?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Bear View Post
    Brock was supposedly eating raw oysters and sipping a Mai Tai. Anyway long story short Brock is very confident the Bears will win the Super Bowl.

    The friend asked who he has coming out of the AFC he says the Colts.

    me personally I am planning a trip to Nassau Bahamas to drop some serious cash on the Bears. Brock is due and defense wins championships.
    He knew Tribs was their QB right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Bear View Post
    Brock was supposedly eating raw oysters and sipping a Mai Tai. Anyway long story short Brock is very confident the Bears will win the Super Bowl.

    The friend asked who he has coming out of the AFC he says the Colts.

    me personally I am planning a trip to Nassau Bahamas to drop some serious cash on the Bears. Brock is due and defense wins championships.
    No need to fly to the Bahamas, just wire bookmaker whenever you want to get down. Simple

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    Quote Originally Posted by BrickJames View Post
    No need to fly to the Bahamas, just wire bookmaker whenever you want to get down. Simple
    yeah but then you might have to sweat the pay out

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