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    Big Bear
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    I’m supposed to meet this girl tonight and she said to me twice NO HOOKUPS

    So I called her to set the date and I was like what do you want to do?

    she replies “I’m down for whatever”

    I said oh cool you’re down for whatever...

    She said well, anything but hooking up

    and then she said later... guys just want me for my body, but I’m not looking to hook up

    Could this be a sign she wants to hook up tonight?

    I mean maybe she has hook up on the brain...no?

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    BrickJames
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    Tell her you have never had a one night stand in your life, tell her you have no intention of hooking up. Get her shitfaced, fukk her like you just got out of jail then ghost that dumb hoe!

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    Gotta pay to play.

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    Big Bear
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    man that date was truly awful

    this girl told me she was about to become a cop

    I’m like what da fuk?????


    she’s like yeah my dad is a cop too

    her personality was just straight trash too she was so fukkin loud how she talked to. I know she was annoying the fukk out of the people sitting near us

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    cincinnatikid513
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    no means no

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    she definitely wants to hook up

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    Big Bear
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    Quote Originally Posted by SBR_Guest_Pro View Post
    she definitely wants to hook up
    nah penetrate her I NEXTED her

    actually about to take a break from women

    I can’t afford to keep dating.. need to build a bankroll for NFL and just jerk off

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    feeling like a trend-setter the last couple days
    I mentioned rock recently in a thread, me and a couple posters grabbed a 1/16th last night

    mentioned jerking loads, now men are swearing off women

    if I could `cap a game, we would be rich



    probably coincidence

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    There goes another 100 dollars & no pussy. Dating can suck ....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Bear View Post
    So I called her to set the date and I was like what do you want to do?

    she replies “I’m down for whatever”

    I said oh cool you’re down for whatever...

    She said well, anything but hooking up

    and then she said later... guys just want me for my body, but I’m not looking to hook up

    Could this be a sign she wants to hook up tonight?

    I mean maybe she has hook up on the brain...no?

    Are you sure it's even a girl?

    Remember there is no such thing as Chicks with Dicks, those are Fukking Guys with Tits!

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    JMobile
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    You're the only poster here who never posts pics to go along with your story time threads.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BeatTheJerk View Post
    There goes another 100 dollars & no pussy. Dating can suck ....
    Hahahahaha bruh! 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

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    Quote Originally Posted by BeatTheJerk View Post
    There goes another 100 dollars & no pussy. Dating can suck ....
    Hence why sometimes it's better to send that money to a book instead of using it on a date; at least you have a chance of seeing it again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrpapageorgio View Post
    Hence why sometimes it's better to send that money to a book instead of using it on a date; at least you have a chance of seeing it again.
    Egg zact lee

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