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    Women... are they even worth it?

    I might take 4 months off from the game


    It’s just one big hassle, planning meeting ups, getting to know them, dealing with games/flakes, spending money, having conversations with them..., spending time with them, driving to them, dealing with dangers of stds, price of condoms...


    I mean is at all even worth it?


    might just go into the lab for like 4 months and cape games and watch games/ study film

    come back out around christmas time and start fukking again

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    well maybe if they can do this...



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    answer that question again after watching this video.....




    and if that doesn't clear your head, watch this as well:


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    I never really fantasized about being a drop of pool water until I watched this in slo motion:

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    it's in the eyes..... the I wanna ride your kahk all night long eyes of a babe like this:


    [/video]


    lucky guy shootin' that vid......

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    Donk to post that video clip of a horny dolphin sniffing a women's vagina in 3, 2, 1....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Da Manster! View Post
    Donk to post that video clip of a horny dolphin sniffing a women's vagina in 3, 2, 1....

    Dolphins don't sniff vag.

    They use their sonar to vibrate.

    The more you know~

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sanity Check View Post
    Dolphins don't sniff vag.

    They use their sonar to vibrate.

    The more you know~
    try telling that to this guy!...he's even sportin' some major wood!


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    Have you never had a beautiful woman riding you while her bright pink nipples are bouncing around in ur face?

    Yes, they're worth it

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    All depends, my dude. Skanks that blow you for 40, nah. Beautiful women, yes.

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    It's the age-old question, is the juice worth the squeeze?

    6 to 5 and Kickin

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sanity Check View Post
    Dolphins don't sniff vag.

    They use their sonar to vibrate.

    The more you know~
    sorry, but that horny dolphin vid that dolph, who I used to call AutoDolph, is sniffin' that tuna smellin' snatch, sportin' wood, and ready to cross-species breed that bitch....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Da Manster! View Post
    well maybe if they can do this...


    whatever happened to Holly?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Bear View Post
    price of condoms...


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    porn is cheaper

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    Quote Originally Posted by rake922 View Post
    it’s like $7.99 for a 3 pack at CVS

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThaTopMoron View Post
    whatever happened to Holly?
    looks like she retired briefly and then got back into porn again according to her interview from 2016...apparently she said yes to some lucky dude who proposed to her!...here's a good read and link:


    https://interviews.adultdvdtalk.com/holly-michaels/

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    Let the woman approach you. If it doesn't happen, just be alone and don't approach her, ever. If all men did this, women would have to change their behavior. (i'm really only referring to those women who pretend to be 'strong' but really are not, aka all white, western women)

    Too many really pathetic men these days. No wonder women act the way they do, because they know they can, and there is an unlimited supply of brain dead, desperate men to please them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tommir99 View Post
    Let the woman approach you. If it doesn't happen, just be alone and don't approach her, ever. If all men did this, women would have to change their behavior. (i'm really only referring to those women who pretend to be 'strong' but really are not, aka all white, western women)

    Too many really pathetic men these days. No wonder women act the way they do, because they know they can, and there is an unlimited supply of brain dead, desperate men to please them.
    I agree with everything you're saying except for the part about not approaching them, I think approaching them shows initiative, but you have to do it in a playful confident way or else you just come off as creepy and desperate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tommir99 View Post
    Let the woman approach you. If it doesn't happen, just be alone and don't approach her, ever. If all men did this, women would have to change their behavior. (i'm really only referring to those women who pretend to be 'strong' but really are not, aka all white, western women)

    Too many really pathetic men these days. No wonder women act the way they do, because they know they can, and there is an unlimited supply of brain dead, desperate men to please them.
    Q. Can a man ever hope to break even with a
    female?
    A. No. In the end, the female will always dis-
    appoint him. The slot machine rule applies at
    all times.
    Q. What is the slot machine rule?
    A. An extension of the principle that there is
    no such thing as a free lunch, the slot machine
    rule states that dealing with a woman on a
    personal level is like playing with a slot
    machine. It's fun to watch, to play with, and
    it gives rewards. But the odds are against you.
    The longer you play the same machine, the
    more it will cost. It will periodically pay off in
    small amounts, teasers, but you will invari-
    ably end up in the red.
    Q. And a date is like feeding in the first
    quarter?
    A. Yes, and you might hit a jackpot. But
    sooner or later the slot takes it all back with
    interest.
    Q. What if you just quit?
    A. Before you are even out of sight, the
    machine is being cranked by another sucker.
    Indeed, he was probably cranking surrepti-
    tiously before your departure.

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    Pump and dump.

    Don't live or pay for a bioch.


    Amateurs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tommir99 View Post
    Let the woman approach you. If it doesn't happen, just be alone and don't approach her, ever. If all men did this, women would have to change their behavior. (i'm really only referring to those women who pretend to be 'strong' but really are not, aka all white, western women)

    Too many really pathetic men these days. No wonder women act the way they do, because they know they can, and there is an unlimited supply of brain dead, desperate men to please them.
    I disagree with this strategy because:

    1)Goes against every evolutionary biological instinct a human male has to pursue and impress a potential mate

    2)All men would never do this. While you're trying to use your biologically contrarian strategy 20 other guys will seize the opportunity

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    Quote Originally Posted by BrickJames View Post
    I agree with everything you're saying except for the part about not approaching them, I think approaching them shows initiative, but you have to do it in a playful confident way or else you just come off as creepy and desperate.

    Come off as creepy and desperate... in whose opinion? The woman wants to shame you into compliance!! Why does some random woman's word matter so much to men these days?

    Creepy and desperate. ROTFL! I bet if you have a lot of money, and you show the lady that you are willing to spend money on her, she will quickly change her opinion about you. You suddenly are not creepy or desperate anymore. She likes you now!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by dlowilly View Post
    I disagree with this strategy because:

    1)Goes against every evolutionary biological instinct a human male has to pursue and impress a potential mate

    2)All men would never do this. While you're trying to use your biologically contrarian strategy 20 other guys will seize the opportunity
    I agree with the number 2 point. Unfortunately, very true. So, women will continue to act like self entitled rude oysters, because they are fully aware they can get away with it, and because there is a lot of men who would lower themselves to very sad low levels, in order to get a little attention from a random woman.

    It's really sad. I would like to type 'penetrating sad' but I'm not sure if curse words are allowed here.
    Last edited by tommir99; 08-17-19 at 02:39 AM. Reason: rotfl... ok, I can see they don't allow curse words... penetrating and oysters. OK!

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    Yes... they are worth it... they have a box.... everyone needs to stick a log into a box.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMoneyShot View Post
    Yes... they are worth it... they have a box.... everyone needs to stick a log into a box.
    If you think about it, that really is all life boils down to.

    Women make a man content. Everything we do is essentially to fukk a woman.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BrickJames View Post
    If you think about it, that really is all life boils down to.

    Women make a man content. Everything we do is essentially to fukk a woman.
    My sentiments exactly, Brick James!...I totally agree 100%...which is why I get pissed off at the double standards and hypocrisy in this country...Prostitution and fukking hookers is illegal and a crime but marriage is ok!...what is the goddamn difference?...the main reason why women get married is for financial security...the man is usually the breadwinner and brings home the bacon, pays the bills, rent, mortgage, utilities, etc, etc. and in return he gets some pu$$y from his significant other...so, Marriage = legalized prostitution!...

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    Dick wants pussy. It is biological. Can't fight it. More likely to go insane incel like some of those nutcases than to just go for it and get the pie even if it is a pain

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    Quote Originally Posted by thechaoz View Post
    Pump and dump.

    Don't live or pay for a bioch.


    Amateurs.
    How's that working out for you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMoneyShot View Post
    Yes... they are worth it... they have a box.... everyone needs to stick a log into a box.
    so long as it's not this type of BOX:



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    Not American/Western women unless you have a niche/hit the woman lotto. They are raised poorly, career and feminism a death blow with anti male laws cinch it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by StackinGreen View Post
    Not American/Western women unless you have a niche/hit the woman lotto. They are raised poorly, career and feminism a death blow with anti male laws cinch it.
    I ant bangin no third world scuzzy snatch with a low IQ and no job prospects.

    Give me a hot twenty year old blonde with firm perky and a vag that tastes like candy.

    Can't win if you don't play.

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    Yeah, that doesnt happen in the West

    Paying for it doesn't count. Sorry.

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    Quote Originally Posted by StackinGreen View Post
    Yeah, that doesnt happen in the West

    Paying for it doesn't count. Sorry.
    Ahhh, it definitely does.

    Just because your dick is chafed from beating off every morning doesn't mean that every other guy in the country isn't getting pussy big guy.

    Who do you think is banging all these chicks? Every hot chick you see is definitely getting dick.

    I'm sorry for you homie. You need to study the Chad's and Brad's in your neighborhood so you can try to figure out what you're doing wrong. I guarantee all those hot blonde girls that you see are humping.

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