[Purduekev]

I know she is a lurker and not a poster so I wanted to give a big thanks for the confidence in the upcoming college football season by backing me with funds she can't afford especially after the disastrous results in the March Madness Tournament.

I know you have lived off spaghettios without the meatballs, grilled cheese and onion sandwiches and sometimes just plain catfood over the past few months due to my terrible handicapping and even worse money management skills but we both know college football is just around the corner and this is my wheelhouse. I haven't taken any employment at all over the Summer just so I can handicap these upcoming games. Also, since Indiana Casinos will start taking sportsbook wagers after September 1st, I won't have to worry about losing any money in the strip clubs next to the casinos since there are no strip clubs within 100 miles of where I be placing my wagers.

I just know this is going to be the year and hopefully I can move back in the house after week 1 when I show you how profitable this is going to be. The barn is real scary especially at night.

Again thanks Mom and I will use this thread to post my picks throughout the season for you to see. Hopefully no one else posts but me. If they do, ignore the negativity and think positive.

[BigdaddyQH]

Someone please tell me if this guy is serious. If he is, he should rot in hell for putting his poor mother thru all of that. Bad enough she had to put up with him for all of these years. If he is NOT legit, he should be immediately banned permanently. 218 posts since 11/11 tells me that he has either been previously banned, incarcerated, or hospitalized for a serious mental condition. It is posts like this that destroy's any type of legitimacy that SBR has.

[Bostongambler]

Shoutout to my kindergarten teacher Miss Juneipee. If she is still alive and on a gambling site mind you.