[Big Bear]

I have encountered a bear and a shark

but the scariest for me was a water moccasin b/c of how close it got to my canoe

[JIBBBY]

Big ass Shark when surfing rattled me a bit, rattle snake surprise and ready to attack when lifting a board up, aggressive horse in a stable bucking and charging one time.

My neighbors VERY Agro German Sheppard attacking my leg and arm for no reason tops the list though. (That attack pissed me off so much that I ended up killing that German Sheppard dog later on that day) I hated that dog!! True story..

Ugly story I'm not proud of and I was younger at the time. I started picking green hard lemons off my lemon tree and throwing hard lemon fast balls at the dog. I was connecting and the Sheppard died that night. I could throw in low 90's back in the day. I didn't expect to kill it but I did. Neighbors never knew what happened.. They also never controlled or trained their dog.. That dog could have killed a small child when getting loose..

Ummm that's about it for me off the top of my head. Survived them all. ..

[firedawg]

9 foot tiger shark off the coast

[VeggieDog]

Mountain lion while out running in a nature park.

[7deuceoff$uit]

Girl Scouts in front of a local grocery store.

[ThaTopMoron]

Serena Williams

[cincinnatikid513]

big alligator sun tanning on tee box

[KVB]

Serena Williams

[KVB]

Mountain lion while out running in a nature park.

You are lucky.

[Booya711]

It was a big bear

[DOM_Toretto]

Big Bear....

I have encountered a big black bear....

I shot it 2 times and tracked his crazy ass then shot it again, then eventually ate it.

My heart was PUMPING when I saw that f’er!

[daneblazer]

Cottonmouth Rattlegator

[Purduekev]

My wife when she found out I took her debit and ************.

[Shute]

Big ass Shark when surfing rattled me a bit, rattle snake surprise and ready to attack when lifting a board up, aggressive horse in a stable bucking and charging one time.

My neighbors VERY Agro German Sheppard attacking my leg and arm for no reason tops the list though. (That attack pissed me off so much that I ended up killing that German Sheppard dog later on that day) I hated that dog!! True story..

Ugly story I'm not proud of and I was younger at the time. I started picking green hard lemons off my lemon tree and throwing hard lemon fast balls at the dog. I was connecting and the Sheppard died that night. I could throw in low 90's back in the day. I didn't expect to kill it but I did. Neighbors never knew what happened.. They also never controlled or trained their dog.. That dog could have killed a small child when getting loose..

Ummm that's about it for me off the top of my head. Survived them all. ..

Great story Jibby

[JIBBBY]

Great story Jibby

True story... Not that great though..

[goduke]

Big ass Shark when surfing rattled me a bit, rattle snake surprise and ready to attack when lifting a board up, aggressive horse in a stable bucking and charging one time.

My neighbors VERY Agro German Sheppard attacking my leg and arm for no reason tops the list though. (That attack pissed me off so much that I ended up killing that German Sheppard dog later on that day) I hated that dog!! True story..

Ugly story I'm not proud of and I was younger at the time. I started picking green hard lemons off my lemon tree and throwing hard lemon fast balls at the dog. I was connecting and the Sheppard died that night. I could throw in low 90's back in the day. I didn't expect to kill it but I did. Neighbors never knew what happened.. They also never controlled or trained their dog.. That dog could have killed a small child when getting loose..

Ummm that's about it for me off the top of my head. Survived them all. ..

This comment sums up stupidity. Now it all makes sense why you preach trump everyday. Throwing lemons at a dog? Fuc.king retard

[The Kraken]

Jibby is a rejection away from shooting up a rooftop bar in Venice

Guy fits the mold

White
Male
Animal Cruelty as a kid

[JIBBBY]

^^ Instead of attacking my story let's hear yours ya bone heads..

I had to kill that dog as it was borderline rabid I tell you!!!

[KVB]

Well, this thread took a turn.

[GzaTheGenius]

God damn giant owl almost took ny head off one day

[clockwise1965]

Mountain lion while out running in a nature park.

I as well seen a mountain lion in the wild in Colorado.

[stealthyburrito]

Jellyfish. Fukkin bastards tentacle felt like a dildo in my hand and stung me 9 times over on my arm

[JIBBBY]

God damn giant owl almost took ny head off one day

[GzaTheGenius]

They will fukk you up, they dont give a hoot

[MinnesotaFats]

Was volunteering in Africa for a immunization outfit early 00s and while exploring on our off day yes, we came within 120 feet, of the one fukking thing you don't want to see... the feral male lion. Dude was just laying out in the sun a top a small collection of downed trees. He saw us, (10 of us, 3 guys, 7 girls) lifted his head a bit, let out a weird snort sound, and went back to sleep.

We walked slowly backwards about 90 feet then turned and ran as fast as we could back to the Jeep.... I don't think I slept that night!

The funny thing was...although all our anxiety was high, to a member nobody actually felt threatened. We talked about the speed and agility of the animal, whether our scatter gun could have saved us and joked about which girls would get eaten first, but truth is, it was actually a moment of mutual respect for another animal. Understanding that, outside of suburban America, without a car or weapons or a place to hide, we are fukkin nothing when playing on their home turf. That dude could have had anyone of us in under 20 seconds, and he knew it.

Really made us all think how the fukk man survived. How did our ancestors raise babys versus beasts like this....and live to tell about it?

[JIBBBY]

Jellyfish. Fukkin bastards tentacle felt like a dildo in my hand and stung me 9 times over on my arm

Jelly's are no joke when you get caught in a school of them swimming around..

Those big purple colored ones really will ruin your day.. I got caught in a school of those fockers one time in Malibu.. Got clipped on the legs.

OUCH!!!! They were the big ones too..

[batt33]

Mountain lion on a small little lightning fire out in the middle of nowhere around midnight....another person saw the eyes and thought it was a bobcat until it came out of the shadows and into to the light of the fire......= wholly F@#$... sucker just walked around and stared...we stoked our bone pile and kept the pulaski close...
Hiking up a trail to a fire... right into a black bear....it was just as scared of me as I was of it...both went our own ways....

[sweethook]

was a husband

[eidolon]

I ran into a wild 5 foot hispanic girl that was drunk. Got pretty crazy.

[eidolon]

I saw a big bear once.
But I took care of it pretty easily.

[Baraldsson]

My neighbors VERY Agro German Sheppard attacking my leg and arm for no reason tops the list though. (That attack pissed me off so much that I ended up killing that German Sheppard dog later on that day) I hated that dog!! True story..

Ugly story I'm not proud of and I was younger at the time. I started picking green hard lemons off my lemon tree and throwing hard lemon fast balls at the dog. I was connecting and the Sheppard died that night. I could throw in low 90's back in the day. I didn't expect to kill it but I did. Neighbors never knew what happened.. They also never controlled or trained their dog.. That dog could have killed a small child when getting loose..

C'mon now, they didn't connect the dots when they saw all the bruised up lemons scattered around the dog's corpse? Hardly a case for the CSI team, Jibbbs.

[Big Bear]

This comment sums up stupidity. Now it all makes sense why you preach trump everyday. Throwing lemons at a dog? Fuc.king retard

[JIBBBY]

C'mon now, they didn't connect the dots when they saw all the bruised up lemons scattered around the dog's corpse? Hardly a case for the CSI team, Jibbbs.

Was only like 8 to 10 lemons that I thru and no they didn't put two and two together as the dog was in the far end corner of the back yard near another lemon tree. That's why I threw the lemons because the dog was near another lemon tree. Here in Southern Cal everyone has lemon trees in their back yards.

The dog then came across the yard to the back door area of the house to lay down and die afterwards and was no where near the corner of that back yard again.. So yes I got away clean with murder...

Like I said it's a 100% true story that I'm not proud of. I like dogs but that dog was a mean SOB though. Spawn from the pits of hell I tell you!!! Tore up my forearm on that day. I needed pay back!!

[Auto Donk]

face to face in the elevator at the Golden Nugget in downtown vegas.....

some sort of short-kahked snaggletoothed mutated possum.......:

[firedawg]

face to face in the elevator at the Golden Nugget in downtown vegas.....

some sort of short-kahked snaggletoothed mutated possum.......:

Lol