[Auto Donk]

wife had been buggin me about wanting to go huntin' all last season, especially for birds (quail, duck, geese, etc), so I finally gave in and told her I'd let her go the final weekend of quail season, but she'd have to get up around 4:30 a.m. and be ready to hit the road by 5.....

the big day came, and as I suspected she would, she started him-hawing around about it, wanting to sleep a little longer, that it was going to be too cold, she might not have warm enough clothing, etc. Having heard enough of it, and needing to get moving, I said, "look, we're wasting time here, so I'm going to go out and get the dogs, and by the time I get back, your going to have to make a decision: whether to go huntin', give me a quick blow job, or let me fuk you in the ass right quick."

So, I go out, deal with the dogs, get the truck loaded, etc., and head back into the house to see what the deal is.... say to her, "so, what's it going to be???"

she says, "I guess I'm gonna suck your dik...."

so, I whip it out, she starts to take a few draws, and immediately proclaims, "ahhhh..... your dik tastes like shit!!!!"

I say, "oh yah, one of the dogs didn't want to go hunting, either".....

[Booya711]

Have big bear teach her how to give a proper BJ before you go donker...

[Auto Donk]

haha....

or, I'll pop this vid in for her to watch:

[bobbywaves]

Moral of the story, you banged your dog & Mrs. Donkey performed an ATM.

Normal lawyer behavior.

[Evil M.D.]

haha....

or, I'll pop this vid in for her to watch:

Lmao😁

[Bostongambler]

haha....

or, I'll pop this vid in for her to watch:

Hahahaha

[Auto Donk]

Moral of the story, you banged your dog & Mrs. Donkey performed an ATM.

Normal lawyer behavior.

a judge once told me in chambers, after his big-tittied secretary saw me come in, then appeared a moment later showing even more cleavage than when I first saw her a half-minute earlier to drop something off for him, then locked eyes with me, gave me a huge smile, and walked out with her ass swaying from side to side, knowing my eyes had to be fixated on it (they were), that "we all have a little dog in us"......

[mpaschal34]

Heard a good one on the radio this morning...

What’s the difference between a nun and a woman in the bathtub?

One has a soul full of hope....the other has a hole full of soap.

[Auto Donk]

Heard a good one on the radio this morning...

What’s the difference between a nun and a woman in the bathtub?

One has a soul full of hope....the other has a hole full of soap.

undoubtedly, this soap......:

[Mr KLC]

Donk, you need to write an autobiography. It would be a NYT Best Seller.

[Auto Donk]

been told this since 2005, when stuff was entirely off the chain....

one vivid example that flies to mind is lying in bed with a new conquest on a sunday morning, and my phone is getting blow up by several babes in my stable.... I finally answer a few, and tell them if they want to come over, they need to bring my latest conquest and I a pitcher or two of bloody mary's...... New conquest shocked when two of them agree, in hope of joining us in bed and partakin' in whatever party favors de jour they knew would be available.....

it all went down, for a sunday funday afternoon for the ages.....

new conquest says, as the early evening approaches, and we sit up on the roof of the Bayou with the sun about to sink behind the h-town skyline, "you have to write a book about all of this someday....."

heard it every weekend just about, after whatever debauchery that had gone down was wrapping up.....


exemplar vision of that evening atop the Bayou Lofts, with other stablemates from a different evening -- this one just about to get under way:






typical rooftop Bayou Loft Stable Mate shot:

[Auto Donk]

probably only kvb will know this, but 25 points to the first one who can correctly identify which of the three babes in the photo above was with this guy one fateful st. patrick's day evening when I stole her from him (notice, that dude ain't photobombing the photo above, as she'd forgone him for membership in The Stable):