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    Bishop says homosexuality passed on to the unborn when pregnant women enjoy anal sex

    Huh... So that's how it happens.

    I guess we know now that some SBR posters' parents do butt-sex.


    Bishop of Morphou Neophytos


    Homosexuality is usually a problem transferred to a foetus, when a pregnant woman has anal sex and enjoys it, the Bishop of Morphou Neophytos said during a recent speech, LGBTI rights group ACCEPT said on Thursday.


    During his speech in June to a group of people in Akaki, the bishop said Saint Porfyrios made mention of the issue in his writings. “It is a problem, which is usually transmitted by parents to the child,” the bishop said.


    He added that it occurs when the couple has sex while the woman is pregnant, and the sex is “unnatural,” as he characterised anal sex.


    The bishop said that when the woman enjoys anal sex, “a desire is created, which is then transmitted to the unborn child.”


    The video was posted on social media, where it went viral and people joked that they finally had an explanation for being gay. In a comment on social media, the rights’ group joked, “How are lesbians created?”



    Under the video, which has been shared widely across social media, people commented with other jokes, poking fun at the bishop.

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    sounds plausible to me

    i have no other logical reason why a guy would take a penis in the sphincter




    NOT THAT THERES ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT

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    sorry meant this one


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    Ronald must be relieved to finally know the answer of why he is the way he is

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    You know how lesbians are created? When the husband eats wife's pussy and the fetus is female.

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    I'm not so sure I am buying it.

    Hopefully Mythbusters will tackle this one.

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    Well, well, well.

    What other gems of knowledge does this guy have?

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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
    Well, well, well.

    What other gems of knowledge does this guy have?
    maybe he can respond about the british open since your bitch ass wont

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    Quote Originally Posted by RudyRuetigger View Post
    maybe he can respond about the british open since your bitch ass wont

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    Makes perfect sense.

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    Now people making up sh#$ out of their a$$holes... unreal

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    Become Orthodox

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    makes sense

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    "The Church as well..."

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    no bumping threads

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    did he expound on what happens to the kid of they go "ass to mouth"?

    particularly if it turned out to be the dreaded "choco-stick"?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    did he expound on what happens to the kid of they go "ass to mouth"?

    particularly if it turned out to be the dreaded "choco-stick"?
    the choco-stick, that was 2dabanks favorite snack in prison

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