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    eaglesfan371
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    So last Saturday I went out with two of my best friends, Ashley and Jonas. Known each of them since sophomore/junior year of college. Ashley is very anti risk and thus I’ve never found her attractive. Like I mean the absolute opposite end spectrum of a gambler.

    Anyways she invited me to go out to bars in Baltimore where she lives and Jonas came along. We get there and she has two cousins coming out with us. Im the DD so not drinking. I can dance and have good time without alcohol.

    Her cousin is cute, but not drop dead sexy. We go out and have a great time. Me and her cousin talked a lot and she was against drinking cause she had been roofied before. She was awkward and quiet, clearly introverted.

    Turns out she used to be a partier, rides motorcycle, travels and is wild. Was attracted to her immediately as we spoke. She moved to Australia though and was just visiting Maryland.

    So we hit it off, make out end of night and then I drive Jonas and I back. She’s headed back Australia Friday so I think well it was cool to meet her.

    She gets my number from Ashley. We’ve been talking nonstop past several days (yeah like a teenager) and have a ton in common. We both are extremely kinky and she’s a teacher. Clearly a very nice girl and someone who would treat a guy right. She told Ashley she’s moving back to US end of summer.

    Anyways yeah, met a great girl, she told me she wished she lived here so we could date (that strong of a connection already) and I feel same way. She’s had several long relationships and isn’t interested in flings. Haven’t dated seriously in awhile and it’s nice. That embarrassing giddy feeling you know. Been over a year since I felt it.

    But with my luck she flies out to the complete opposite side of the WORLD Friday.

    /ForeverUnlucky

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    Lol

    you have more stories than fiction books

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    Too long to read when I'm drunk. Will check "story" tomorrow. Better be good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Lol

    you have more stories than fiction books
    More stories than Mother Goose.

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    Rule number #1, never fall in love with a guy or girl visiting on vacation. She or you are leaving.

    I can't tell you how many chicks I fell for on vacation in other Countries, beach party towns especially.. Even just going to Hawaii. In the end I always came back to America the main land and that one or two nights of romance just becomes a distance memory. You may write and talk on the phone for a while but it dies every time.

    Most local chicks with half a brain won't even mess with tourists unless they are in a boring relationship and just want to cheat and have a one night stand. I've noticed that traveling also...

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    Quote Originally Posted by JIBBBY View Post
    Rule number #1, never fall in love with a guy or girl visiting on vacation. She or you are leaving.

    I can't tell you how many chicks I fell for on vacation in other Countries, beach party towns especially.. Even just going to Hawaii. In the end I always came back to America the main land and that one or two nights of romance just becomes a distance memory. You may write and talk on the phone for a while but it dies every time.

    Most local chicks with half a brain won't even mess with tourists unless they are in a boring relationship and just want a one night stand. I've noticed that traveling also...
    Yeah not in love but definitely a bit of romantic lust. Shes moving back to NC in 2-3 months and told Ashley she could move to MD if she wanted.

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    You forgot to start it with To Penthouse...

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    Sounds like something I experienced in high school...

    Generally people grow up...

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    Lol firehead call
    Me

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stallion View Post
    You forgot to start it with To Penthouse...
    so everyone is swapin

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Lol firehead call
    Me
    JJ, when you coming back to Sarasota?

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    This guy used to be a hermit living in a cave then suddenly all his fantasy stories become true

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    Saloon this whoreshit

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    Quote Originally Posted by MiDNiTe View Post
    This guy used to be a hermit living in a cave then suddenly all his fantasy stories become true
    I work out 3-5 days a week past 7 months, not fat, extroverted and an educated background. Everyone acts like I'm not capable of pulling a woman or two. Wrong.

    I'm fukking 155 lbs and can shoulder press 50lb dumbbells and 6 plates each side of leg press (12 x 45 = 540). Run an under 6 minute mile. In amazing shape and trying to gain weight more. Biggest drawback is I have a baby face.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Booya711 View Post
    Saloon this whoreshit
    Oh it will in time.

    Relax Booya.. I start a thread like this in the Players Lounge and the mods already saloon this like 5 minutes in. lol..

    Eagles getting RSPK thus far... Or mods fell asleep at the wheel..

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    Quote Originally Posted by JIBBBY View Post
    Oh it will in time.

    Relax Booya.. I start a thread like this in the Players Lounge and the mods already saloon this like 5 minutes in. lol..

    Eagles getting RSPK thus far... Or mods fell asleep at the wheel..
    This one will get salooned but previously saloon worthy posts have stayed in players talk. I think the mods realize people love to insult me and thus my posts draw views and provide entertainment for the forum.

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    How do you have time to communicate “like teenagers all week” when you started a new job

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    Quote Originally Posted by USCPHILLYGUY View Post
    How do you have time to communicate “like teenagers all week” when you started a new job
    More like back and forth nonstop after 6pm since Sunday. I don't text women during the day when working. I find it is best if you text them in the evening. Not too much, slow to respond until 8-9pm and then you reply within a few minutes. it shows you've made them worth your time when laying in bed. Also best time they'll be wanting to talk too.

    Normally women take their time in responses and I do too. However, this girl instantly replies and is clearly very interested so I don't play the usual "game".

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    Sorry Eagle. You'll find someone similar

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    Quote Originally Posted by eaglesfan371 View Post
    More like back and forth nonstop after 6pm since Sunday. I don't text women during the day when working. I find it is best if you text them in the evening. Not too much, slow to respond until 8-9pm and then you reply within a few minutes. it shows you've made them worth your time when laying in bed. Also best time they'll be wanting to talk too.

    Normally women take their time in responses and I do too. However, this girl instantly replies and is clearly very interested so I don't play the usual "game".
    Eags how are you taking this heat. Did your landlord lower the thermostat from 75

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    There’s no such thing as instant chemistry all those end very very quickly

    The guy got his rooster hard and he thinks he’s in love

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    salooooooooooooooooooooon

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    Saloon this stupid shit

    Nobody cares attention whore. Jesus

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    Who is getting in the SBR ring with this guy. If no one else will, I guess I will.

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    Quote Originally Posted by USCPHILLYGUY View Post
    Eags how are you taking this heat. Did your landlord lower the thermostat from 75
    Its still hot af in here. Hate it.

    If somehow she comes back to visit MD in the future, would rent a hotel room, fuk this shit.

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    It was a special time..




    But it was dust in the wind.

    Last edited by JIBBBY; 07-17-19 at 09:46 PM.

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    Yall talked, like on the phone????



    Dead in the water

    All you do by talking is talk your way outta pussy. Chicks dont wanna talk, no matter how much they call, they wanna penetrate. Good lord
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    still not in saloon? mods ZZZZZ

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Kraken View Post
    Yall talked, like on the phone????



    Dead in the water

    All you do by talking is talk your way outta pussy. Chicks dont wanna talk, no matter how much they call, they wanna penetrate. Good lord

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    I'm pissed..

    I post love stuff and amazing love song youtube links in thread starts all the time in the PL and they get Saloon'd faster then the panties coming up on a virgin prom queen on prom night when daddy is pulling up to take her home..

    SBR Mods don't play fair ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Lol

    you have more stories than fiction books
    lmfao your one liners have been money lately

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    Quote Originally Posted by eaglesfan371 View Post
    I work out 3-5 days a week past 7 months, not fat, extroverted and an educated background. Everyone acts like I'm not capable of pulling a woman or two. Wrong.

    I'm fukking 155 lbs and can shoulder press 50lb dumbbells and 6 plates each side of leg press (12 x 45 = 540). Run an under 6 minute mile. In amazing shape and trying to gain weight more. Biggest drawback is I have a baby face.
    It’s cause you a douche bag. This post sums it up as well as most the others, always self bragging like anyone gives a fukk about your mile time. Lmfao.

    Luckily for you lot of stupid desperate chicks out there that will settle. Just don’t be shocked in 5 years when you find them blowing a real man.

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    I remember when i used to have feelings like that. She sounds like a ho though if she made out on first date. The faster a girl gives it up the less i like her since it means she's comfortable being with tons of dudes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2daBank View Post
    It’s cause you a douche bag. This post sums it up as well as most the others, always self bragging like anyone gives a fukk about your mile time. Lmfao.

    Luckily for you lot of stupid desperate chicks out there that will settle. Just don’t be shocked in 5 years when you find them blowing a real man.
    His pick up line is probably i can run under a 6 minute mile and can leg press lmfao. 😆 seems legit!

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