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    They can't stop all of us: 250K+ pledge to storm Area 51 to uncover alien secrets

    LINCOLN COUNTY, Nev. - More than 250,000 people have signed up to attend a Facebook event planning a raid on Area 51 in southern Nevada to “see them aliens.”


    According to the event, titled, “Storm Area 51, They Can't Stop All of Us,” a group of alien hunters will meet at 3 a.m. on Sept. 20 near the top-secret U.S. Air Force Base to coordinate a plan of attack to reveal the truth behind the curtain.



    From there, the group will “Naruto run” with their arms stretched behind them like Naruto Uzumaki in the Japanese anime series “Naruto,” and therefore “move faster than their bullets.”


    The event is hosted by “S***posting cause im in shambles,” a page that posts memes, and SmyleeKun, a guy who streams video games on Twitch.

    Another 283,000 people said they were “interested” in attending.


    “Let’s see them aliens,” the event hosts wrote in an apparent effort to rally the troops.


    Area 51, also known as Homey Airport, is a remote outpost of the Edwards Air Force Base located about 125 miles from Las Vegas. The base’s current primary purpose remains classified.


    In 1955, the mysterious area was chosen by the Central Intelligence Agency as a testing site for the super-secret Lockheed U-2, a high-altitude reconnaissance aircraft. In 2013, the CIA officially acknowledged the existence of Area 51 by declassifying documents detailing the history of both the U-2 and OXCARTprojects.


    “Although the commonly preferred official name for the facility today is the Nevada Test and Training Range at Groom Lake, both the names Watertown and Area 51 were used as official names for the facility,” a brief history by the CIA explains.


    Still, the secrecy surrounding the base has made Area 51 the subject of many conspiracy theories for decades — including the storage of crashed alien spacecraft, meetings with extraterrestrials or the development of time travel.


    Will anyone take the “Storm Area 51” Facebook event seriously and actually show up at the heavily-guarded site with 24-hour surveillance?


    That remains to be seen, but the truth is out there.
    I might go.

    I need to start practicing my Naruto Run though.

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    DDD, when considering this journey to storm the remote outpost of Edwards Air Force Base, please consider the viewpoint of one of the soldiers stationed there for no other purpose than to stop a hoard of people from storming the remote outpost of Edwards Air Force base.


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    In.

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    KVB, it's the Air Force, not the Army.

    Basically Boy Scouts.

    Also, I am practicing and will have perfected my Naruto Run by Sept 20.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 19th Hole View Post

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    Funnyb, you in?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Funnyb, you in?
    Yes

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    KVB, it's the Air Force, not the Army.

    Basically Boy Scouts.

    Also, I am practicing and will have perfected my Naruto Run by Sept 20.
    Ok DDD and Funnyb, just make sure you guys stretch first.



    Don't forget to warm up your calves too...


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    Quote Originally Posted by funnyb25 View Post
    Yes

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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
    Ok DDD and Funnyb, just make sure you guys stretch first.


    That's how you do it!

    You dodge bullets that way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    That's how you do it!

    You dodge bullets that way.
    Well, they should know how to do it.

    Those guys spent a year on the treadmill building up to that moment...


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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
    At work bro....Fuk..
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    Quote Originally Posted by funnyb25 View Post
    At work bro....Fuk..
    But did you see those ASSES???
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    Lmfao. They won’t be thinking “they can’t stop us all” when couple soldiers grab the “saws” and start mowing mfers down!

    Hell don’t even have to stop them all, hundreds of guys drop in the front lines and bet your sweet ass the others turn the fukk around!! Just make sure you not in the front triple D !! We need you around here!!!

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    And why do we care??

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2daBank View Post
    Lmfao. They won’t be thinking “they can’t stop us all” when couple soldiers grab the “saws” and start mowing mfers down!

    Hell don’t even have to stop them all, hundreds of guys drop in the front lines and bet your sweet ass the others turn the fukk around!! Just make sure you not in the front triple D !! We need you around here!!!

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    Shit just got real.


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    I think I might go

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