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    Quote Originally Posted by BadNina View Post
    You have been friend zoned. You are there when she feels low and needs her ego stroked. You might be lucky once but she will move on quickly and then you won't even be in the friend zone. Women are bitches. I know. I am one.
    It’s true.

    If she does you a chance to lay, hate fuk her. Pretend she did the absolute worst to you. Treat her like a worthless whore. Choke her, slap n throw her around, throatfuk, hair pulled hard, etc. There better be bruises on her ass n by the time you’re done. If she’s kinky n into toys, add flogger, restraint, paddle and drip burning wax on her .

    (Obviously if at any point she says no, then stop. Women enjoy being controlled and dominated usually and this is about your only chance at her sticking round cause right now you’re just another nice guy.)
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    Update

    So I was tired AF Tuesday night and went to bed at like 10pm. I wake up wednesday morning to see a text from about midnight saying “You up??” “Wanna hang out”

    And ofcourse there was no heads up etc or I would have stayed up.

    I wrote back yesterday morning saying Lets try tonight, I’ll be up late

    No response lol


    So now my sleep cycle really going to be messed up b/c I’m going to make sure I stay up til midnight every night until I’m awake for the next message

    i could just about guarantee if I initiated the you up? Wanna hang out? Text I’d either get no response or some BS


    Women are like cats they come and go and they please only thing I can do is be patient and not be like every other dude and over pursue

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Bear View Post
    Update

    So I was tired AF Tuesday night and went to bed at like 10pm. I wake up wednesday morning to see a text from about midnight saying “You up??” “Wanna hang out”

    And ofcourse there was no heads up etc or I would have stayed up.

    I wrote back yesterday morning saying Lets try tonight, I’ll be up late

    No response lol


    So now my sleep cycle really going to be messed up b/c I’m going to make sure I stay up til midnight every night until I’m awake for the next message

    i could just about guarantee if I initiated the you up? Wanna hang out? Text I’d either get no response or some BS


    Women are like cats they come and go and they please only thing I can do is be patient and not be like every other dude and over pursue
    Women in 2019 are truly entitled to free dick whenever they want to indulge themselves. While men have to pay for it indirectly or in desperate cases directly. We also have to wait on it & pursue it @ times. Moral of the story here is DICK is a “free available commodity” to women in our new world.
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    Having said that I have had opportunities banging women below my number of attractiveness for free & have had free dinners bought for me because I can deliver proper orgasms to these broads beneath me from a physical standpoint.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BadNina View Post
    You have been friend zoned. You are there when she feels low and needs her ego stroked. You might be lucky once but she will move on quickly and then you won't even be in the friend zone. Women are bitches. I know. I am one.
    I bet Nina can suck & fukk like a porn queen when properly motivated.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Bear View Post
    Update

    So I was tired AF Tuesday night and went to bed at like 10pm. I wake up wednesday morning to see a text from about midnight saying “You up??” “Wanna hang out”

    And ofcourse there was no heads up etc or I would have stayed up.

    I wrote back yesterday morning saying Lets try tonight, I’ll be up late

    No response lol


    So now my sleep cycle really going to be messed up b/c I’m going to make sure I stay up til midnight every night until I’m awake for the next message

    i could just about guarantee if I initiated the you up? Wanna hang out? Text I’d either get no response or some BS


    Women are like cats they come and go and they please only thing I can do is be patient and not be like every other dude and over pursue
    Jesus Christ. Don't change for some broad. She needs to work with you.

    Once she doesn't answer DO NOT continue to reach out. Shows major weakness.

    You have other options, even if you don't, you need to portray said image.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BadNina View Post
    You have been friend zoned. You are there when she feels low and needs her ego stroked. You might be lucky once but she will move on quickly and then you won't even be in the friend zone. Women are bitches. I know. I am one.
    I said this in like the third post.

    Live your life. If she comes around, she comes around.

    DO NOT do friend things with her. penetrating going to the movies or coffee dates or any of that bisexual bulshit.

    gets drinks at a bar and your place or her place, or just drinks at your place Etc.

    Anything else you're just a friend and a shoulder to cry on and you will continue to bury yourself

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    That's never happened to me actually.

    I think Firedawg might do it though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevek173 View Post
    That's never happened to me actually.

    I think Firedawg might do it though.
    Minors don't count
    You sick


    PEDO

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    Quote Originally Posted by thechaoz View Post
    I said this in like the third post.

    Live your life. If she comes around, she comes around.

    DO NOT do friend things with her. penetrating going to the movies or coffee dates or any of that bisexual bulshit.

    gets drinks at a bar and your place or her place, or just drinks at your place Etc.

    Anything else you're just a friend and a shoulder to cry on and you will continue to bury yourself
    And tell her to pay. Price for not respecting your time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by firedawg View Post
    Minors don't count
    You sick


    PEDO
    Completely erroneous and reported on here

    As well and collected as documentation for any necessary off site proceedings and forwarded to multiple parties.

    The timestamp on that is what it is so we can call that the past.

    Up to you though,

    champ.
    Last edited by stevek173; 06-20-19 at 06:20 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevek173 View Post
    Completely erroneous and reported on here

    As well and collected as documentation for any necessary off site proceedings.
    Stfu u freak
    U need a good .............

    PEDO

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    Quote Originally Posted by firedawg View Post
    Stfu u freak
    U need a good .............

    PEDO
    Alrighty then.

    Have a great day chief.

    Supporters -

    None of it will affect the forum, you do have my word - which I don't break.

    Last edited by stevek173; 06-20-19 at 06:24 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevek173 View Post
    Alrighty then.

    Have a great day chief.

    Supporters -

    None of it will affect the forum, you do have my word - which I don't break.

    Anytime

    PEDO

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    So, FD -

    Tell all of us -

    What are you basing your accusation on, man?

    Real shit bro, go ahead and state EXACTLY why you're saying that.

    At this point, I really think you need to in order to save face, if you will.

    Otherwise I don't see anyone ever respecting anything about you ever again.



    I mean, everyone loves a good comedy man.

    Give us your best.

    What's this? You were just defending yourself and want to keep your retirement account?

    Ok we can assume a non response means that.

    You still get no respect, ever.

    So FD -

    How's it going,

    bra?

    Last edited by stevek173; 06-20-19 at 07:25 PM.

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    JFC
    Get a life lol

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    Lol, actually a good point man.

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    Both of you, take your spamming elsewhere. This is one of the few juicy threads left on here.

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    Eags teach me how to properly play j10.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thechaoz View Post
    Jesus Christ. Don't change for some broad. She needs to work with you.

    Once she doesn't answer DO NOT continue to reach out. Shows major weakness.

    You have other options, even if you don't, you need to portray said image.
    I agree. She didn’t respond to my last text so I’m not planning on contacting her again until at least July if I don’t hear from her.

    What about adding her on snap chat as like a subtle ping if I don’t hear from her by Monday?

    Or nah?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Bear View Post
    I agree. She didn’t respond to my last text so I’m not planning on contacting her again until at least July if I don’t hear from her.

    What about adding her on snap chat as like a subtle ping if I don’t hear from her by Monday?

    Or nah?
    No you fuk.

    DO NOTHING. FORGET ABOUT HER. You need to make it appear you give zero fuks about her and she has to convince you SHE is worth YOUR time.

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    I like to start out as very focused enemies.

    Then we patch it up and smooch and all that.

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    Run it up a bit more Capt. I live vicariously through you

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    Quote Originally Posted by eaglesfan371 View Post
    No you fuk.

    DO NOTHING. FORGET ABOUT HER. You need to make it appear you give zero fuks about her and she has to convince you SHE is worth YOUR time.
    You know what’s funny is I did that mentally twice and both freaking times she texted me you up??? Wanna hang out?? Both times

    it’s like a sick game she is playing

    I’m in a rut lately, I got so pissed yesterday at this dude I work with I was about to beat his ass in the middle of the office. He is a big dude so who knows who would have won but I was ready to swing on him

    Never have I had a coworker disrespect me and insult like this guy did yesterday

    usually all my coworkers have been like family to me but this new place I’m working at is a cut throat dog eat dog world where all the sales reps hate it each and view each other as competition. It’s the exact opposite culture of my last job.

    I’m like yo there is no shortage of money and no shortage of success in this world If I’m successful it doesn’t make you any less likely to be successful or vice versa


    This mother rooster_eater accused me of plagiarism b/c I was using some of the same verbage with my customers and told me my pitch sucked, told me I stutter, and I say words that me sound uneducated basically testing my manhood

    I can’t wait to out sell his ass and then talk shit he has definitely poked the bear

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    She coming over tonight

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    I actually like strippers a lot.

    I got one that is like drink less and I'm like fuk you Ima drink more and she's like you got problems and I'm like I know but you problems and she's like wtf is your problem and I'm like call that sh*t off,let's go dance.

    Then there's another where I'm like Ima fuk this fat Tinder chick while I think about you. She slaps the sh*t out of me, the bouncer bursts in then leaves after she waives him off and then she she's all "spread your legs boy" and rides me reverse. That sudden blindfold w the bra is some real pro stuff as well. I love the element of surprise.
    It's all so sweet and they deserve everything in the world.
    That's nice after a nice holdem sesh.
    I think they're both really nice people tbh and that we have a lot in common The three of us are +ev to the world in all facets, and are excellent and responsible members of any peaceful community.

    I think the three of us might get married.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Bear View Post
    I agree. She didn’t respond to my last text so I’m not planning on contacting her again until at least July if I don’t hear from her.

    What about adding her on snap chat as like a subtle ping if I don’t hear from her by Monday?

    Or nah?
    No.

    Maybe one more time in July. Maybe.


    That's absolutely it though

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    Quote Originally Posted by thechaoz View Post
    No.

    Maybe one more time in July. Maybe.


    That's absolutely it though
    Update

    So she came over last night and at first she was distant we sat on the couch and she was barely drinking her wine. I suggested we go downtown so we took an uber to a bar and started drinking. She put her hand on my leg under the bar and was being flirty she leaned in to say something to me and I went for the kiss. She pulled away and said “we’re just friends” I was like I know, kiss me. Anyway she didn’t and then we went to another bar. Started drinking some more. She goes look it will be worth it for you to slow play do you know how many guys asked me out tonight and I chose to go out with you??

    We started dancing and then she started kissing me and I was like what happened to being friends? She laughed and we danced for like 2 more hours and drank more. This girl loves to dance.

    The bar closed and we took an uber back to my place and it was on. She started moaning and rubbing on herself.

    I started fingering her and she went wild like a porn star and then I banged her in every position I know of. She was absolutely a freak in bed. She kept saying harder! harder! and then said can I get on top please???? And then rode my shaft so hard I thought she might break my dikk.

    I put on quite the performance. It was amazing. Definitely the most beautiful woman I ever had sex with.

    Then this morning she was like look we just had sex last night and that doesn’t change anything between us. I’m like I know, I don’t want a relationship with you... I consider you a good friend.

    I think she is really worried about me being clingy like all the other dudes she has been with. I was like I had fun last night and she goes stop being weird haha but I’m going to let her come to me when she wants to. It may actually be the perfect scenario, a cool chick to hang out with that also wants to bang every once in awhile.

    But looking back if we stayed at my house and not gone out there is no way I would have gotten laid. The lesson I learned is to take women out dancing to set the mood.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BadNina View Post
    You have been friend zoned. You are there when she feels low and needs her ego stroked. You might be lucky once but she will move on quickly and then you won't even be in the friend zone. Women are bitches. I know. I am one.
    is the "friend zone" near the g-spot?

    could you help the man into her pants so that he might stoke her clit?
    with his tongue

    are soiled panties sold in the SBR store?
    asking for a sick bastard friend of yours

    hey, bet you didn`t know this
    why is your shit tapered at the end?

    so your asshole door doesn`t slam shut

    learned that in 2nd grade

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    Quote Originally Posted by BeatTheJerk View Post
    Run it up a bit more Capt. I live vicariously through you
    My drunk ass posted this in the wrong thread, excuse me

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    Nice story post nudes !!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by thechaoz View Post
    If I hear about another dude going on a FUGGIN coffee date I'm gonna shoot the place up
    bro u need to chill

    relax

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    I dont recommend transitioning from friends to couple, in my experience, if there's no sex/foreplay during the 1st month of seeing each other it wiont be happening. Women usually don't lose time, especially nowadays.

    The fail ratio is just too high. Once a girl sees you as a friend there's hardly any way back.

    You would be better off picking up random women at any bar, than trying to insist in getting out of the friendzone.


    But if you must, dont act like you like her, be kind but make plans constantly and be busy on your side, then one night you guys go out for drinks you can just ease into it, hold her hand casually and see how she reacts, pretty easy to tell if she wants u to go for that kiss or gtfo... timing is everything in that situation.

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    @bigbear congrats

    However, I hate the expense of all of it. By end of night its basically like you spent $100 on a prostitute bear. Going out and drink cost is such a high sunk cost. Wish you could go dancing and BYOB without all the extras like $40 spent on uber end of night...Good for those who enjoy it but I just can't...I enjoy dancing and having a good time but when a night out costs you like $100 just does not seem worth it...

    Last time I went out in DC, $14 for one drink. i can get a whole bottle of bourbon for that price. Hence, these days I just dance sober, no problem to me.

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