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    mirkoo
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    Experiences with escort service?

    I would be interested to know if someone of you has had nice experiences with escort service.
    I'm interested in your answers

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    I probably should, less drama. I always fukk co-workers but thats a recipe for disaster long term. A few guys I work with weren’t as blessed as I and they use escorts frequently, both speak highly of the process.

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    Heck of a 1st post

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    Just go to a massage parlors.

    More relaxing. Cheaper too

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    Quote Originally Posted by pimike View Post
    Just go to a massage parlors.

    More relaxing. Cheaper too
    thats what Kraft said.

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    Or you can hang out with Phillyguy and Big Orange and I and we can get you the two for one special.



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    This guy signs up at a gambling forum to ask about escorts? I don't get it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by themike78 View Post
    This guy signs up at a gambling forum to ask about escorts? I don't get it.
    That’s like signing onto a escort forum and asking what the Mets line is.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bostongambler View Post
    That’s like signing onto a escort forum and asking what the Mets line is.
    There are escort forums?
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    Quote Originally Posted by mirkoo View Post
    I would be interested to know if someone of you has had nice experiences with escort service.
    I'm interested in your answers
    Welcome to SBR!

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    Talk about your fishy posts. Either this guy is the worst cop ever or he is totally and hopelessly desperate.

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    You are better off with Skip The Games, erotic review, adult search, etc or looking for young white street girls.

    Find one or two that do you right and stick to them.

    Services are a RIP off, the girls are terrible usually and overpriced.

    I have, over the years, a nice collection in Florida and MN....4 or 5 18-44 year olds that will come on time, sober, do as I say bare usually, and for 60-120 bucks just because I treat them nice and respect them.

    Also have 3 in Vegas now which is great because that's RIP off central.

    Escort service will charge $200+

    It'll take a month or two of collecting names, etc but once you get your harem you're set. Add a new girl into the mix every year or so.
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    Used one in Montreal.

    She was awesome. Nice and sweet with no rush. She did everything I asked with no problems. College girl earning money for school.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pimike View Post
    Or you can hang out with Phillyguy and Big Orange and I and we can get you the two for one special.




    Fun nite coming out of Caesars.

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    Quote Originally Posted by themike78 View Post
    This guy signs up at a gambling forum to ask about escorts? I don't get it.


    This is the first post of about 5-10 eventually leading to where AutoDonk is banging this guy's wife while he watches.....

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    Anyone who has to use an escort service has got to be the saddest most desperate fool around. You can't get a woman for free? How sad is that? How ugly can you be? How stupid can you be?
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    Quote Originally Posted by big joe 1212 View Post
    Used one in Montreal.

    She was awesome. Nice and sweet with no rush. She did everything I asked with no problems. College girl earning money for school.
    Prostitution is legal in Canada, correct?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigdaddyQH View Post
    Anyone who has to use an escort service has got to be the saddest most desperate fool around. You can't get a woman for free? How sad is that? How ugly can you be? How stupid can you be?
    So true. Not to mention the diseases these girls have. And why the fuk would you want to be with a girl who has zero interest in you except your money. Pathetic.

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    i think escorts are a better option than 90% of the walking std no personality all about that drama queen "women" who live back in my hometown i grew up in... i learned by high school that I would have to avoid getting stuck in a relationship in that town and wait till i moved outta there

    worked out well

    1 girl who was all over me i bored her till she buzzed off... heard months later she got knocked up by some dummy. had a good laugh

    other one i was into as she was really cute and fun to be around but she was a little too into her alcohol and weed... forced myself to end it while still dating. cut off contact. 10 years later i get a FB req from her... accept it out of pure curiosity

    she got with some dude, has 2 kids now and turned from a cute petite red head with small nice cute butt into a slightly overweight 30 something now with no turn ons... not cute at all... ended up addicted to heroin and shit wanting to be dead but eventually went to rehab and is now doing better but a complete nobody not even a job

    poor guy in his pics with her no facial expressions ever

    glad i was smart in that trash town
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    Quote Originally Posted by ThaTopMoron View Post
    i think escorts are a better option than 90% of the walking std no personality all about that drama queen "women" who live back in my hometown i grew up in... i learned by high school that I would have to avoid getting stuck in a relationship in that town and wait till i moved outta there

    worked out well

    1 girl who was all over me i bored her till she buzzed off... heard months later she got knocked up by some dummy. had a good laugh

    other one i was into as she was really cute and fun to be around but she was a little too into her alcohol and weed... forced myself to end it while still dating. cut off contact. 10 years later i get a FB req from her... accept it out of pure curiosity

    she got with some dude, has 2 kids now and turned from a cute petite red head with small nice cute butt into a slightly overweight 30 something now with no turn ons... not cute at all... ended up addicted to heroin and shit wanting to be dead but eventually went to rehab and is now doing better but a complete nobody not even a job

    poor guy in his pics with her no facial expressions ever

    glad i was smart in that trash town
    Wow what town is this, Little Haiti?

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    Obvious Hurry troll.....he claims to be a sex trafficking investigator now lol. Can't make this shit up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigdaddyQH View Post
    Anyone who has to use an escort service has got to be the saddest most desperate fool around. You can't get a woman for free? How sad is that? How ugly can you be? How stupid can you be?
    No no no

    1- it's cheaper than a date
    2- its guaranteed
    3- shes a 10
    4- theres no BS

    I mean if you wanna sit at a bar and talk to a girl all night hoping you get laid so be it.

    I prefer to pick out my 10, got get fukked up, watch my bets cash, go home and leave the door unlocked knowing Kayla or Rissa (19, 23) are coming over after they're done bartending, and they're going to wake me up like a champion!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MinnesotaFats View Post
    No no no

    1- it's cheaper than a date
    2- its guaranteed
    3- shes a 10
    4- theres no BS

    I mean if you wanna sit at a bar and talk to a girl all night hoping you get laid so be it.

    I prefer to pick out my 10, got get fukked up, watch my bets cash, go home and leave the door unlocked knowing Kayla or Rissa (19, 23) are coming over after they're done bartending, and they're going to wake me up like a champion!
    Pics of Kayla and Rissa would be helpful
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    Quote Originally Posted by dlowilly View Post
    Pics of Kayla and Rissa would be helpful
    Kayla


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    Quote Originally Posted by USCPHILLYGUY View Post
    Kayla


    I would probably still take her over one of Kraken's fat ass ugly nurses who isn't holding a beer
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    lmao Philly.


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    Quote Originally Posted by USCPHILLYGUY View Post
    Kayla


    Looks like closing time so I guess she's headed to Minnesotafats' place for some extra cash
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    Quote Originally Posted by jts1207 View Post
    Obvious Hurry troll.....he claims to be a sex trafficking investigator now lol. Can't make this shit up.
    obsessed bitch, you are my bitch

    say my name

    following around like a bitch

    craving my cokk in your mouth

    fuckkin sodomite

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    Quote Originally Posted by USCPHILLYGUY View Post
    Kayla


    No pics guys these are good girls and they are 10s

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    Quote Originally Posted by dlowilly View Post
    Wow what town is this, Little Haiti?
    pretty close, Millersburg Ohio

    some of the 18 year old amish girls around the 3-4 k population are hotter than the trailer trash girls who are just looking to get hooked up and paid by getting preggo

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigdaddyQH View Post
    Anyone who has to use an escort service has got to be the saddest most desperate fool around. You can't get a woman for free? How sad is that? How ugly can you be? How stupid can you be?
    Like George Costanza once said, why pay for a parking space when you know if you just apply yourself you most likely can get it for free.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HurryUpAndDrink View Post
    obsessed bitch, you are my bitch

    say my name

    following around like a bitch

    craving my cokk in your mouth

    fuckkin sodomite
    Hurry....does your new friends no about you calling hookers and raping your ODd friend or are you saving that for later

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    Feel up titties that others have came on..ewwwww

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    Quote Originally Posted by nyplayer33 View Post
    Feel up titties that others have came on..ewwwww
    Um, you’re aware all those girls you’re dating have had their titties *** on as well right? Its not just escorts that are sexually active

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