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    Licensed Professional? Successful owner? Happily Married? Post up

    James on jeopardy gave a positive look on gamblers.

    With states legalizing sports betting, more people will search topics on sports betting and could come across this forum.

    After the Stanley cup is over, I will be leaving for at a minimum until NHL returns, possibly forever but advice to the forum:

    Professionals, successful people, post more. Talk about yourselves. Don’t let these drunks, broke fuks, convicted felons going to prison become the most popular topics on this forum.

    People generally try to join groups/people that they can look up to, not down upon. New members seeing a thread on the top SBR capper going to prison, IS NOT GOOD.

    Diggity you’re a doctor right?
    Donk you’re a lawyer right?

    I’m sure we got project managers and superintendents on here. Multimillion dollar projects you’re in charge of?

    Let’s hear it.

    Give SBR a professional tone, rather than a feeling of desperation and addicts.

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    Good luck guy

    We have 75 guys ready to replace you

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Good luck guy

    We have 75 guys ready to replace you
    I’m a nobody on here

    I won’t be missed

    That’s okay

    However trying to help SBR grow

    Think big picture

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    Pick up at Elm & Main. Surge is in effect.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bostongambler View Post
    Pick up at Elm & Main. Surge is in effect.
    You need new material. Seriously. Like you attempt to troll people but it’s so bad, your material is so repetitive, that you’re becoming the joke.

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    Quote Originally Posted by eaglesfan371 View Post
    You need new material. Seriously. Like you attempt to troll people but it’s so bad, your material is so repetitive, that you’re becoming the joke.
    Naw, hardly.


    So you’re gone after this, right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bostongambler View Post
    Naw, hardly.


    So you’re gone after this, right?
    this fukkin guy will be back the day after nhl is over.

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    After 6/12, besides maybe couple contest entries, I’ll be gone. Might come back for NHL, but definitely won’t be as involved again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by allabout the $$$ View Post
    this fukkin guy will be back the day after nhl is over.
    Wrong. I stick to my word.

    Month or two ago said I won’t be around for a week, stuck to that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by eaglesfan371 View Post
    After 6/12, besides maybe couple contest entries, I’ll be gone. Might come back for NHL, but definitely won’t be as involved again.
    couple of contest entries there is your excuse to be back. we all wish you would have stop being involved 6 months ago

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    Quote Originally Posted by allabout the $$$ View Post
    couple of contest entries there is your excuse to be back. we all wish you would have stop being involved 6 months ago
    Wrong, the angry mob started 3 months ago. Let’s get our facts straight.

    As for contests, you should understand, since you’re all about the $$$.

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    Diggity is doctor? Gynecologist? Breast surgeon? Urologist?

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    daggles is dr jellyfinger

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    Quote Originally Posted by Foxx View Post
    Diggity is doctor? Gynecologist? Breast surgeon? Urologist?
    There is no way Diggity is a gynecologist, he is too horny. Gynecologists, believe it or not, have shitty jobs. The things they see, smell and deal with basically make the pus$y lose its sex appeal for many doctors. Sure, 1 in 50 are extremely hot patients but consider most patients and some of their ages...

    I would guess Diggity is a surgeon or an ER doctor.

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    Eagles you need to toughen up bro

    If you are worried about what posters think of you, Bob down the hall will have a field day with you in corporate world when you get a job

    This is good practice for you to grow some thicker skin

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    saloon and ban

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    Quote Originally Posted by kidcudi92 View Post
    saloon and ban
    But wait, eagleless wants to know who will hanging out on the corner tonight so he get his trick on... Lol

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    Good riddance you fukkin -- . A guy who swallows loads in the back of his car pretending he drives for Uber is giving out advice. Hysterical.
    Last edited by shari91; 06-05-19 at 07:21 AM.

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    Isn't this the guy that said I don't track bets or put them in one thread and that I couldn't be audited?

    Weird, as it turns out, it looks like I've posted over 1000 bets in the past year among several Funds and sports, with links to them all in daily and weekly summaries, and I'm up nicely.

    Also, this is the guy that doesn't like ass.

    What was that about improving SBR?


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    Hey eagles, did you see that ass ^^^^?

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    the thread very very funny
    nobody would post here if it was just gambling threads

    need everything to be successful

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    first, you get the education....

    then, you get the money.....

    then, you get this babe standing in your loft on a saturday afternoon in downtown houston:



    and up by your roof top pool....






    and then you get the threesomes.....




    and random ass:




    and more threesomes....:




    and then you finally settle down and get married:





    at sunset, in JAMAICA:





    Then you hunt big deer:





    and win thousands at casinos:





    lose hundreds at casinos:





    get validated on SBR:





    have disputes with your wife and leave the house:




    look for the cowardly jj gold at casinos:

    Last edited by Auto Donk; 06-05-19 at 02:28 PM.

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    ^^ if the "end game" after all that is looking for jj gold at casinos, I'm going out right now, purchasing a gun and 1 bullet, placing the barrel of said gun firmly to my left temple, and pulling the trigger.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by eaglesfan371 View Post
    James on jeopardy gave a positive look on gamblers.

    With states legalizing sports betting, more people will search topics on sports betting and could come across this forum.

    After the Stanley cup is over, I will be leaving for at a minimum until NHL returns, possibly forever but advice to the forum:

    Professionals, successful people, post more. Talk about yourselves. Don’t let these drunks, broke fuks, convicted felons going to prison become the most popular topics on this forum.

    People generally try to join groups/people that they can look up to, not down upon. New members seeing a thread on the top SBR capper going to prison, IS NOT GOOD.

    Diggity you’re a doctor right?
    Donk you’re a lawyer right?

    I’m sure we got project managers and superintendents on here. Multimillion dollar projects you’re in charge of?

    Let’s hear it.

    Give SBR a professional tone, rather than a feeling of desperation and addicts.
    Don’t leave man keep posting at least in the saloon


    I dont gamble anymore but I still post about life

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    Quote Originally Posted by MaltedHopsFrenzy View Post
    ^^ if the "end game" after all that is looking for jj gold at casinos, I'm going out right now, purchasing a gun and 1 bullet, placing the barrel of said gun firmly to my left temple, and pulling the trigger.....
    Well fukkin do it then don't talk about it be about it

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    usually I cause guys -- well, in the past, i should say -- to want to kill themselves after they watch me obliterate their wife's box, and make her come in ways they could only imagine, and have never witnessed.....

    take it easy, hops, I, like pauly walnuts on sopranos, have enough ghosts/spirits taggin' along with me each day already.... last thing I need is you joining the group....



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    Donker thank you for the trip down memory lane & the pic collage from the 90’s

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    all of those pics have a "2" in front of the year they were taken..... I didn't even meet my present wife until 2008.... and all the shenanigans started in 2004, after I divorced my first wife.....

    but I'll take your 90's comment as a compliment on my youthfulness and virility.....

    here's a 90's photo:


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