1. 05-29-19 07:56 PM #36
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    Quote Originally Posted by USCPHILLYGUY View Post
    Brick about got it all. Said she looked like some actress minus 24 teeth. $40 was for the “babysitter” but she buys meth with it. Starts freaking out after smoking and cinci like the knight in shining armor he is, comforts her & tells her everything will be ok, big poppa is here. She uses his phone to call ”baby sitter” and cinci finally puts one & one together and asks her to leave. He immediately checks out of hotel and while driving throws his phone out of window thinking the “babysitter” might be able to track his every move. $150 for hotel room, $40 for babysitter $15 for condoms, whole experience PRICELESS as they say.
    that's pretty good u got most of it, i felt the need to delete what happened in case there is any trouble in the future about this incident
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  2. 05-29-19 08:06 PM #37
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    ROFL what the hell.

    I’ve still yet to see a clear “hooker” in public.

    Or been to a strip club. Why pay to be teased? Waste of money.

    As for prostitutes, already had the clap once from a college party hookup, don’t need that shit or worse again.
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  3. 05-29-19 08:13 PM #38
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    Quote Originally Posted by eaglesfan371 View Post
    ROFL what the hell.

    I’ve still yet to see a clear “hooker” in public.

    Or been to a strip club. Why pay to be teased? Waste of money.

    As for prostitutes, already had the clap once from a college party hookup, don’t need that shit or worse again.
    i dont know what she was but she had real issues never seen someone act so paranoid think she got,some bad stuff i was lucky she didnt have a knife and stab me
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  4. 05-29-19 08:54 PM #39
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    Quote Originally Posted by BrickJames View Post
    Why did you edit out the whole story?

    Shit was funny
    I like your avatar. where's that from?
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  5. 05-29-19 09:13 PM #40
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    Quote Originally Posted by BrickJames View Post
    Why did you edit out the whole story?

    Shit was funny
    don't want to be a star witness for the "baby sitter" trial if something were to ever go down
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  6. 05-29-19 09:16 PM #41
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    Quote Originally Posted by eaglesfan371 View Post
    ROFL what the hell.

    I’ve still yet to see a clear “hooker” in public.

    Or been to a strip club. Why pay to be teased? Waste of money.

    As for prostitutes, already had the clap once from a college party hookup, don’t need that shit or worse again.
    Never seen a hooker? Been to a titty bar? Sounds like u found the sorority whore lol.


    You're on the wrong forum guy
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  7. 05-29-19 09:23 PM #42
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    Quote Originally Posted by Salam View Post
    I like your avatar. where's that from?
    The internet
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  8. 05-29-19 09:32 PM #43
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    Should just go to hong kong cafe in mexico. Way better deals.
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  9. 05-30-19 12:36 AM #44
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    Quote Originally Posted by jts1207 View Post
    Never seen a hooker? Been to a titty bar? Sounds like u found the sorority whore lol.

    You're on the wrong forum guy
    Yup, never been to a titty bar.

    University of Maryland / Prince George's county has the highest chlamydia rate of reported cases in all of the US. I know two other students who got it. The chill part is you take 2 pills and are cured within a week. No symptoms except a small sting feeling when peeing, very minor.
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  10. 05-30-19 12:50 AM #45
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    Thats why you keep booze in the car so not to sober and have a even more interesting story...
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  11. 05-30-19 01:35 AM #46
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    Florida man...
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  12. 05-30-19 02:42 PM #47
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    Quote Originally Posted by Demonata View Post
    Should just go to hong kong cafe in mexico. Way better deals
    Googled it. Place looks like fun: https://hktijuana.com/club-features.php

    Isnt Mexico dangerous right now though?? I hear all these horror stories
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  13. 05-31-19 09:41 AM #48
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    Quote Originally Posted by Esco View Post
    Googled it. Place looks like fun: https://hktijuana.com/club-features.php

    Isnt Mexico dangerous right now though?? I hear all these horror stories
    Tijuana definitely is.

    Cabo is good.
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  14. 05-31-19 09:59 AM #49
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    I sense a thread start regret.. I see alot of editing.. Usual happens when you post drunk ..
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    Quote Originally Posted by eaglesfan371 View Post
    ROFL what the hell.

    I’ve still yet to see a clear “hooker” in public.

    Or been to a strip club. Why pay to be teased? Waste of money.

    As for prostitutes, already had the clap once from a college party hookup, don’t need that shit or worse again.
    You've never seen a hooker in public, never been to a strip club, but you partied and fuked around enough to get the clap in college?

    Something doesn't add up here...

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    Quote Originally Posted by JIBBBY View Post
    I sense a thread start regret.. I see alot of editing.. Usual happens when you post drunk ..
    I have posted drunk many times, and still to this day I have never edited 1 post!

    My sbr claim to fame.
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  17. 05-31-19 04:08 PM #52
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    Quote Originally Posted by dlowilly View Post
    You've never seen a hooker in public, never been to a strip club, but you partied and fuked around enough to get the clap in college?

    Something doesn't add up here...

    Typical liberal idiot.

    The chick he got the clap from probably had hairy armpits and legs and a big old Bush and wore Birkenstocks didn't shower and loved black guys.

    And wore a shirt that said feminism in big huge letters!

    Lol
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  18. 05-31-19 09:22 PM #53
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    Quote Originally Posted by BrickJames View Post
    I have posted drunk many times, and still to this day I have never edited 1 post!

    My sbr claim to fame.
    Gotta own it I agree!!.

    Many times the next morning I am gun shy to open some threads I start though when drunk the night before ..
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  19. 06-15-19 04:32 AM #54
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    nothing to see
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    big arse big boobs
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    nice lady
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  22. 06-15-19 05:08 AM #57
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    went well
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  23. 06-15-19 05:46 AM #58
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    Lol....Wal Mart parking lot
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    [QUOTE=jts1207;28700278]Lol....Wal Mart parking lot[/QUOTE


    one day i will meet a nice classy bbw girlfriend, until then i will help support the drug users in town
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    ughh i need jesus jibby
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