[eaglesfan371]

We met up at the gym

There was a workout studio where she wanted to use mats for a bit

No one in there

Pinned her to the wall and had some brief fun

Always enjoy the thrill in public, if you're married and she's tired of sex with you, try spontaneous public stuff




Why post this?

You all wanna keep attacking me for driving for uber occasionally. There are nice perks such as meeting women to date.

[Heltah Skeltah]

Women wanting to date an uber driver..lol
This kid is funny

[jts1207]

Women wanting to date an uber driver..lol
This kid is funny

I don't mind Eagles but these dumbfukk stories of chicks wanting to hook up with Uber drivers is hilarious. These supposed hot chicks aren't telling their friends they are dating a cab driver lol.

[Bostongambler]

Walt Disney should get copyrights to a movie . The Uber Giglio.

[shari91]

I’m *almost* willing to offer a Bitcoin if you tell me whose ghost you are. Someone else told stories like this out of the blue that no one was asking for nor cared about on a gambling forum and the sentence structure is the same. Not that you should stop with the posts (although a new thread for each individual thought in your head may be a bit much ) but I can’t quite grasp yet who you remind me of. I will. I always do eventually. In the meantime enjoy your UberTinder adventures!

[shari91]

Walt Disney should get copyrights to a movie . The Uber Giglio.

Cripes I almost said UberDisney and changed it to UberTinder. Wtf?!

[Bostongambler]

shit I almost said UberDisney and changed it to Uberinder. Wtf?!

Lol... We can always call his adventures Ashley Uber Madison

[KVB]

I’m *almost* willing to offer a Bitcoin if you tell me whose ghost you are. Someone else told stories like this out of the blue that no one was asking for nor cared about on a gambling forum and the sentence structure is the same. Not that you should stop with the posts (although a new thread for each individual thought in your head may be a bit much ) but I can’t quite grasp yet who you remind me of. I will. I always do eventually. In the meantime enjoy your UberTinder adventures!

I think he said he was poster EVFollower.

I think.

Hope all is well Shari.

[shari91]

Lol... We can always call his adventures Ashley Uber Madison

Haha yessssss!!

[shari91]

I think he said he was poster EVFollower.

I think.

Hope all is well Shari.

Ah I’ll have to look. On my phone and can’t be stuffed logging in at the moment but that’d make sense!

All is is well here KVB thankfully. Nice when that happens so I try to appreciate the happy lulls as it’ll all go pear-shaped soon I’m sure as life tends to do

I hope all is well with you too! You’re heading into summer soon, me winter. Even Pinny wouldn’t put a line up on who feels luckier at the moment xo

[TheMetsSuck]

Uber drivers get fired all the time for crap like this. Maybe 1% of females would want their male driver talking to them let alone asking them for their number and hitting on them. Most just want silence. Good luck with this business model. Maybe it’s not the messing around in public thrill but more of the slummin it with the taxi driver thrill like in pornos. Kinda like the pizza delivery guy ones

[USCPHILLYGUY]

[maggiethebestdog]

We met up at the gym

There was a workout studio where she wanted to use mats for a bit

No one in there

Pinned her to the wall and had some brief fun

Always enjoy the thrill in public, if you're married and she's tired of sex with you, try spontaneous public stuff




Why post this?

You all wanna keep attacking me for driving for uber occasionally. There are nice perks such as meeting women to date.

Pinning a woman to a wall in an empty room and having sex is called rape
That is much more believable than any woman wanting you

[SamsNCharge99]

fake taxi??? Isn't that porn

are you just stealing the story lines from porn and passing them as your own?

[Heltah Skeltah]

Eagles must be busy driving and picking up women..lol

[TheMoneyShot]

Photos or it didn't happen.

[Plaza23]

Uber drivers get fired all the time for crap like this. Maybe 1% of females would want their male driver talking to them let alone asking them for their number and hitting on them. Most just want silence. Good luck with this business model. Maybe it’s not the messing around in public thrill but more of the slummin it with the taxi driver thrill like in pornos. Kinda like the pizza delivery guy ones

I drive Uber, but I also drive in a college town where there are drunk whores everywhere and I've hooked up with the 18-25 year old crowd. One of them even put in my comments "Good Kisser", which I thought I'd catch shit from Uber about that comment but they didn't say anything to me. And really you don't even need many good lines at all. It's as simple as "hahahahaha laughs good conversation...ahahahahaha....wanna hit my Juul....wanna smoke....wanna make out in the back seat?" and more times than not it's "Sure why not hahahahaha".

But you are correct that women over 30 absolutely look down on Uber drivers. I had one girl that was a Nurse Practitioner in her mid 30s. I'm picking her up from her house to drive her to the bar, and she's already had a few drinks. She also gets in the front seat which is a little weird nearly everyone gets in the back. We start talking and before I let her out to the bar she gives me her number. The next day I text her and she doesn't want anything to do with me. So like the thrill of having a man (any man probably) ask for her number got her excited, but then she thought about it and was like "I aint dating a cab driver". Well, she has no idea that I just do this for fun (to chat up much hotter younger women than she is), and that my real job is an options trader where i buy and sell her year's salary daily. But I don't get into that part because I like weeding out the women who think I'm nothing but a low class cab driver. Jokes on them...

If you want to improve your personality, salesmanship, conversational skills - i'd recommend anyone just jump in the deep end of the pool and do Uber for a little bit.

[romecloneout]

You a weirdo man.

[Shute]

I’m *almost* willing to offer a Bitcoin if you tell me whose ghost you are. Someone else told stories like this out of the blue that no one was asking for nor cared about on a gambling forum and the sentence structure is the same. Not that you should stop with the posts (although a new thread for each individual thought in your head may be a bit much ) but I can’t quite grasp yet who you remind me of. I will. I always do eventually. In the meantime enjoy your UberTinder adventures!

Shari
Getting a little moist reading your story
Nice work

[DiggityDaggityDo]

fake taxi??? Isn't that porn

are you just stealing the story lines from porn and passing them as your own?

Nah, those taxi girls get banged in the back seat of the taxi, after they eat the taxi driver’s ass.

This guy is going on gym dates and banging the chick in the gym. Completely different and a bit more romantic.

[Bostongambler]

Photos or it didn't happen.

At least take a photo of the Uber decal

[eaglesfan371]

I’m *almost* willing to offer a Bitcoin if you tell me whose ghost you are. Someone else told stories like this out of the blue that no one was asking for nor cared about on a gambling forum and the sentence structure is the same. Not that you should stop with the posts (although a new thread for each individual thought in your head may be a bit much ) but I can’t quite grasp yet who you remind me of. I will. I always do eventually. In the meantime enjoy your UberTinder adventures!

I had asked Optional back in January if I was allowed to return, old user was EVFollower. He said he messaged you and you OKed it. Trust me, I was always lurking for several years following a few cappers, but was never a known-enough member on here that you would remember posts previously made by me in the past.

Let's be honest for a moment Shari, analytics would say I am a value to you and your company. Despite me posting dumb shit like this, this dumb shit gets views. It gets people saying "damn this eagles dude is a mess". Gets em laughing and coming back for more laughs or emotion (such as hate). This post was partially a troll too, while the event was true, I knew it would lead to some funny comments from people who dislike me.

TLDR I know you have a soft spot for me Shari.

[eaglesfan371]

Pinning a woman to a wall in an empty room and having sex is called rape
That is much more believable than any woman wanting you

Lol you must be vanilla af in bed. Me and her have had sex previously several times. Back when I was dating a bipolar latina for 2 years, man we fukked everywhere. School library, dorm floor lounges, on roof of frat house, Kohl's changing room, fun memories.

Next time you're having sex, choke her a little, call her your slut, and spank her ass. You'll likely be pleasantly surprised at her response. Add some restraints, a vibrator or two, give her a butt plug to practice with and before you know it, she'll love anal.

[jts1207]

I had asked Optional back in January if I was allowed to return, old user was EVFollower. He said he messaged you and you OKed it. Trust me, I was always lurking for several years following a few cappers, but was never a known-enough member on here that you would remember posts previously made by me in the past.

Let's be honest for a moment Shari, analytics would say I am a value to you and your company. Despite me posting dumb shit like this, this dumb shit gets views. It gets people saying "damn this eagles dude is a mess". Gets em laughing and coming back for more laughs or emotion (such as hate). This post was partially a troll too, while the event was true, I knew it would lead to some funny comments from people who dislike me.

TLDR I know you have a soft spot for me Shari.

Don't be the clown who thinks you drive views here. Have enough of those losers lol

[Plaza23]

I had asked Optional back in January if I was allowed to return, old user was EVFollower.

So the real question is why were you banned?

[Plaza23]

Don't be the clown who thinks you drive views here. Have enough of those losers lol

Lakerboy
Twizzle
AutoDonk

Anyone else?

[eaglesfan371]

Don't be the clown who thinks you drive views here. Have enough of those losers lol

No worries there, I don’t but it definitely gets people commenting. It all comes back around though. The more people comment, view and post, the greater the contests are (in some correlated way to referral traffic to books).

[eaglesfan371]

So the real question is why were you banned?

I think I mentioned the ways people were getting scammed in bitcoin cause people were acting like scams don’t exist and bitcoin several years ago, MANY scams. Fought with mods and cursed them out when they banned me which led to subsequent bans.

[jts1207]

Lakerboy
Twizzle
AutoDonk

Anyone else?

Hurry Fire and Rudy think they drive traffic. They do nothing.

[Plaza23]

Hurry Fire and Rudy think they drive traffic. They do nothing.

Clearly SBR is getting desperate to drive traffic by bringing back banned posters. This guy, Big Bear, and Rudy to name 3. But, it's a lost cause because forums like this are dying. MensTennisForum, TennisForum, WrestlingForum all dying messageboards. I don't even know any messageboard that is gaining in popularity

[PharaohUB]

I drive Uber, but I also drive in a college town where there are drunk whores everywhere and I've hooked up with the 18-25 year old crowd. One of them even put in my comments "Good Kisser", which I thought I'd catch shit from Uber about that comment but they didn't say anything to me. And really you don't even need many good lines at all. It's as simple as "hahahahaha laughs good conversation...ahahahahaha....wanna hit my Juul....wanna smoke....wanna make out in the back seat?" and more times than not it's "Sure why not hahahahaha".

But you are correct that women over 30 absolutely look down on Uber drivers. I had one girl that was a Nurse Practitioner in her mid 30s. I'm picking her up from her house to drive her to the bar, and she's already had a few drinks. She also gets in the front seat which is a little weird nearly everyone gets in the back. We start talking and before I let her out to the bar she gives me her number. The next day I text her and she doesn't want anything to do with me. So like the thrill of having a man (any man probably) ask for her number got her excited, but then she thought about it and was like "I aint dating a cab driver". Well, she has no idea that I just do this for fun (to chat up much hotter younger women than she is), and that my real job is an options trader where i buy and sell her year's salary daily. But I don't get into that part because I like weeding out the women who think I'm nothing but a low class cab driver. Jokes on them...

If you want to improve your personality, salesmanship, conversational skills - i'd recommend anyone just jump in the deep end of the pool and do Uber for a little bit.

This was exactly my experiences and feedback. I also did it part time. I could have gotten laid almost every night with minimal effort. It actually got annoying sometimes when I wasn’t attracted to the girl or straight up just not in the mood. Girls are weird and into weird shit. Like the idea of having a secret of banging the Uber driver is a turn on for many of them. Anything different then the current guy they’re banging is usually a turn on when they’re drunk. And at end of night you are their last option before they are home and alone. And prob first guy been alone with not in public once they started getting drunk and horny. If you have a gf who goes out a lot without you and Uber’s home on her own she’s probably made out with or given blowjob to at least one Uber driver.

[thechaoz]

Pinning a woman to a wall in an empty room and having sex is called rape
That is much more believable than any woman wanting you

Hi jts

[Plaza23]

This was exactly my experiences and feedback. I also did it part time. I could have gotten laid almost every night with minimal effort. It actually got annoying sometimes when I wasn’t attracted to the girl or straight up just not in the mood. Girls are weird and into weird shit. Like the idea of having a secret of banging the Uber driver is a turn on for many of them. Anything different then the current guy they’re banging is usually a turn on when they’re drunk. And at end of night you are their last option before they are home and alone. And prob first guy been alone with not in public once they started getting drunk and horny. If you have a gf who goes out a lot without you and Uber’s home on her own she’s probably made out with or given blowjob to at least one Uber driver.

Exactly. I’ve gotten the most action from picking up girls that were on bad dates. One I picked up immediately gets in says “thank you so much for helping me escape the worst date of my life”. Hooked up with her. Another time I picked up a couple out on a date together. They were going to the guy’s house. I stop to drop them off and the guy kisses the girl goodnight and just gets out and closes the door. The girl is flabbergasted in the back seat and apparently in shock she wasn’t invited back to his place, so I tell her I’ll just not end the ride yet and I’ll take her to her house which was across town. So on the way there I talk myself into coming into her place and we hooked up there. Best part was the guy she was with paid for the entire ride bc I didn’t end the ride till I was back at her place. Another time I picked up a girl from a bad date and she came on to me but I wasn’t into it. Another time I pick up a group of 4 people and take them to a bar. 3 of them get out but the other one stays in the car and asks “can you take me home”. She was meeting a guy at 12:30 am and needed to get back to her place before he came over instead of staying out with her friends. So we start talking and she pulls the “I really like talking to you”. We pull up to her place and it’s almost 12:30. She says “I really wanna do something with you but he’s gonna be here in 5 minutes”. So I drive around down the street and just park. We get out and start walking back to her place. She starts texting him seeing if he’ll leave but he doesn’t. She tells me “he’s gonna be really mad if you show up with me at my place” so she then takes my phone and puts her name and number in it. But here’s the problem. I text her a week later and she says “sorry I don’t remember lol”...so that was another one where you gotta make it happen immediately otherwise they reconsider whether they want to hook up with some random Uber driver. Another one I take this girl alone from a hotel to a restaurant. She tells me she’s in town for only a day and is eating by herself there. I tell her if she doesn’t mind I’ll join her. So we basically have a date except she has a fiancé. She says he got a ring picked out and how he’d be pissed if he knew that we were having dinner together. After dinner we go to a bar and have a drink. She has a flight the next morning. On the way back to her hotel she gives me her number. I didn’t even ask for it. I thought for sure she wants to bang bc why give a guy your number when you are flying away the next day. I drop her off and text her an hour later after I’d given some other rides asking if I could come over. She says no, loves her fiancé blah blah blah. Once again proof that you have to strike immediately for it to happen. Once these girls think for a little while, they reconsider and aren’t into it.

[jts1207]

Hi jts

Typical lib bs lol

[BrickJames]

Exactly. I’ve gotten the most action from picking up girls that were on bad dates. One I picked up immediately gets in says “thank you so much for helping me escape the worst date of my life”. Hooked up with her. Another time I picked up a couple out on a date together. They were going to the guy’s house. I stop to drop them off and the guy kisses the girl goodnight and just gets out and closes the door. The girl is flabbergasted in the back seat and apparently in shock she wasn’t invited back to his place, so I tell her I’ll just not end the ride yet and I’ll take her to her house which was across town. So on the way there I talk myself into coming into her place and we hooked up there. Best part was the guy she was with paid for the entire ride bc I didn’t end the ride till I was back at her place. Another time I picked up a girl from a bad date and she came on to me but I wasn’t into it. Another time I pick up a group of 4 people and take them to a bar. 3 of them get out but the other one stays in the car and asks “can you take me home”. She was meeting a guy at 12:30 am and needed to get back to her place before he came over instead of staying out with her friends. So we start talking and she pulls the “I really like talking to you”. We pull up to her place and it’s almost 12:30. She says “I really wanna do something with you but he’s gonna be here in 5 minutes”. So I drive around down the street and just park. We get out and start walking back to her place. She starts texting him seeing if he’ll leave but he doesn’t. She tells me “he’s gonna be really mad if you show up with me at my place” so she then takes my phone and puts her name and number in it. But here’s the problem. I text her a week later and she says “sorry I don’t remember lol”...so that was another one where you gotta make it happen immediately otherwise they reconsider whether they want to hook up with some random Uber driver. Another one I take this girl alone from a hotel to a restaurant. She tells me she’s in town for only a day and is eating by herself there. I tell her if she doesn’t mind I’ll join her. So we basically have a date except she has a fiancé. She says he got a ring picked out and how he’d be pissed if he knew that we were having dinner together. After dinner we go to a bar and have a drink. She has a flight the next morning. On the way back to her hotel she gives me her number. I didn’t even ask for it. I thought for sure she wants to bang bc why give a guy your number when you are flying away the next day. I drop her off and text her an hour later after I’d given some other rides asking if I could come over. She says no, loves her fiancé blah blah blah. Once again proof that you have to strike immediately for it to happen. Once these girls think for a little while, they reconsider and aren’t into it.

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