1. 04-14-19 07:39 PM #1
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    Oil Can Boyd Sold His Estate to Ex-Mafia Henchman Vinny the Pirate for Pennies

    This guy would play baseball and then drink the beer, see. Then he sold some stuff.
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  3. 04-14-19 08:45 PM #3
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    LOL

    I love his story about that game 3

    Blames his stepmom and family drama for about the 1st 4 paragraphs then drops in the line "plus I stayed up all night smoking crack" in the last line lol
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  4. 04-14-19 08:50 PM #4
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    Those two , ( Trash can and Dykstra) must have smoked every bit of crack in the entire city the night before that game .
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  5. 04-15-19 03:43 PM #5
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    The thing about Oil Can Boyd is that he would play some baseball and then have a few cold ones in the dugout.

    Along came Vinny the Pirate and the Apple Dumpling Gang member turned Gambino, Crazy-Legs Cranston from Newark.

    When Vinny bought the hydraulic lift from Oil Can's estate sale, he used it to hoist a king's ransom in stolen copper up into the loft of Cranston's ramshackle barn on the outskirts of town. That's when fly-by-night vigilante crusader-for-hire, Kipling the Bottle-Nosed Barbarian, raided the barn and took polaroid photos of the copper cache and turned them into who he thought was a uniformed police officer, but was actually a drunken hobo masquerading as one, that is, the notorious train-hopper Boxcar Sam.
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  6. 04-15-19 04:52 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slipknot26 View Post
    Those two , ( Trash can and Dykstra) must have smoked every bit of crack in the entire city the night before that game .
    i guess doc and daryll just went the straight coke route that night. dope dealers made a killing that series
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  7. 04-15-19 05:06 PM #7
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    love Lenny
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  8. 04-15-19 05:10 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eddy Munny View Post
    The thing about Oil Can Boyd is that he would play some baseball and then have a few cold ones in the dugout.

    Along came Vinny the Pirate and the Apple Dumpling Gang member turned Gambino, Crazy-Legs Cranston from Newark.

    When Vinny bought the hydraulic lift from Oil Can's estate sale, he used it to hoist a king's ransom in stolen copper up into the loft of Cranston's ramshackle barn on the outskirts of town. That's when fly-by-night vigilante crusader-for-hire, Kipling the Bottle-Nosed Barbarian, raided the barn and took polaroid photos of the copper cache and turned them into who he thought was a uniformed police officer, but was actually a drunken hobo masquerading as one, that is, the notorious train-hopper Boxcar Sam.
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