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    eaglesfan371
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    Lady having an orgasm in gym... CHILL

    So this rich looking lady, likely married (auto Donk comment incoming), mid 40s, is working out in the free weights section with a mid to late 20s trainer. She’s not overweight but is clearly new to the gym. He is having her do very simple exercises.

    EVERY TIME she does a rep, she makes this orgasm moan and loud as fuk. Everyone in the gym can hear her. She giggles every few seconds too.

    We get it, you’d like to fuk him. Tell him after and shut the fuk up.

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    We got FUKKING GAMES

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    Quote Originally Posted by kidcudi92 View Post
    We got FUKKING GAMES
    Not me.

    I was on Kings, up 28 in 4th quarter last Sunday, only 2-1000 record of coming back, well it happened. After that, went 0-5 in tilting bets and lost A LOT. Got my deposit out but all profit gone...

    Taking a long break. Watched like 2 games of NCAA so far. GL

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    Saloon

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    I would of got her number and done a max leg day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by eaglesfan371 View Post
    Not me.

    I was on Kings, up 28 in 4th quarter last Sunday, only 2-1000 record of coming back, well it happened. After that, went 0-5 in tilting bets and lost A LOT. Got my deposit out but all profit gone...

    Taking a long break. Watched like 2 games of NCAA so far. GL

    Fair enough

    Still saloon though

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    The power move is performing 'Hello Dollys' while gazing creepily into the eyes of everyone who passes by

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    Then they went to Arby’s with minnyfats and lived happily ever after.

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    Wow

    I’m all horned up now.

    Pics???

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Wow

    I’m all horned up now.

    Pics???
    I want a sandwich

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    this thread is chyt without pics... taking a break what a pussy its fkn march madness kid 5 bets minimum per day and year round

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    We got games

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    What jerkoff goes to the gym during march madness I would ban your ass

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    Lol won $3800 on that parlay last week remember? Then went 0-6 including the insane bad beat. The reason I’m out for a bit is because after that awful bad beat, i tilted. I made plays I should not have and bet more on each bet. That’s not like me. Take a step away and refocus. Out for at least a week.

    In for $800 only cashed out $1150.

    Playing poker tomorrow with these millionaires in Washington DC. They’re probably the worst players I’ve ever played with, great networking opportunity and I’m up like $4000 in their home game historically (everyone in for $500)

    I will likely reload in the next week but ONLY tail T-wizzle NCAA plays and some of LT’s NHL
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fade2Win View Post
    What jerkoff goes to the gym during march madness I would ban your ass
    Single man, always keep your stamina and strength up.

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    No pics? Amazing

    Yo Eagle....CBS bro...March Madness man.

    We Got Games!

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    Eagles you are good people


    I just gotta call a saloon when i see it


    Lets go

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    Fade2win correct

    Eagles Probably pump steroids in them self all goddamn day is even know what day it is

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Wow

    I’m all horned up now.

    Pics???

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    Kinda shocked no comment from auto donk yet

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    Thread is useless without photos

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