View Poll Results: Would you bang it?

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  • Yes

    3 30.00%

  • No

    7 70.00%
  1. 03-19-19 02:57 PM #1
    DiggityDaggityDo
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    Would you use this?

    Be honest.


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  2. 03-19-19 02:59 PM #2
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    The old public fleshlight eh?
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  3. 03-19-19 03:01 PM #3
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    why would you not hit that?
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  4. 03-19-19 03:20 PM #4
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  5. 03-19-19 03:30 PM #5
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    West Virginia must be running low on sheep to start installing those.
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  6. 03-19-19 03:52 PM #6
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    the sick bastard is one who doesn't want to fuk it, but wants to simply "cuck cleanup" it every hour; laying their on the ground letting it drip on his face as he rubs one out..... sitting up to tongue it out every few seconds to really bust a hard nut.....

    voted no, because I don't know who else the fleshlight has slept with.....

    to bang it, I'd need several items....

    first, to sterlize it:




    next, a large tumbler full of water to place it into, after cutting it down with scissors, then one of these:





    to heat it up in......

    few shots of lube into it, preferably liquid ky similarly heated up, or some good ol vaseline.....

    then, some string to tie it back onto the post.......
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  7. 03-19-19 04:21 PM #7
    DiggityDaggityDo
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    I voted yes

    Love the NASCAR license plate.

    It might belong to 5Mike5
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  8. 03-19-19 04:27 PM #8
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    Just another case of a machine taking another job from me that I am highly qualified for and also enjoy
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  9. 03-19-19 05:51 PM #9
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    Where are all the Juggalos???
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  10. 03-19-19 06:02 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
    Where are all the Juggalos???
    get 5 mike to tie a couple of half full bottles of bleach in the tit-al region of the post, so you can grab some jugs while plowing the public fleshlight, then use some of the bleach to pour on your krank to kill all the bacteria you just picked up from all the dead sperm inside the fleshlight......
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  11. 03-19-19 06:04 PM #11
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    I bet Donker would make that Fleshlight fall in love with him.
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  12. 03-19-19 06:09 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    I bet Donker would make that Fleshlight fall in love with him.
    only one way to find out.....

    jam your rod in twelve minutes after I dump two loads in it (you won't need lube, as many cucks have told me my load is slippery than any liquid ky), and if it cries out my name, you have your answer.....
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  13. 03-19-19 06:10 PM #13
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    Do I have to wait 12 minutes?

    Can I jump in after 8?
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  14. 03-19-19 06:18 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Do I have to wait 12 minutes?

    Can I jump in after 8?
    yes, the metal pole's heart rate needs to get back into the safe zone.... inhalin' second smoke off the nascar fan's marlboro reds all day puts her at risk.....
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  15. 03-20-19 12:14 AM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Be honest.



    Right.
    (Built Ford tough)
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  16. 03-20-19 08:33 AM #16
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    surprised a dog hasn't come along and chewed those pussy lips off.....

    my fukkin dog found mine, drug it out, and started chewing on it in fromt of my wife. (who wasn't aware of said feaux pussy)... had to throw it out.... not because the wife was pissed -- tho she most definitely was -- but because my pup had mangled the labia and clit so bad, I -- being a very visual person -- just couldnt' get off using it anymore......
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  17. 03-20-19 08:43 AM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    surprised a dog hasn't come along and chewed those pussy lips off.....

    my fukkin dog found mine, drug it out, and started chewing on it in fromt of my wife. (who wasn't aware of said feaux pussy)... had to throw it out.... not because the wife was pissed -- tho she most definitely was -- but because my pup had mangled the labia and clit so bad, I -- being a very visual person -- just couldnt' get off using it anymore......
    Fleshlight looks like an interesting thing... but not for real men. Real men can choke their chicken with great efficiency with nothing else needed... no lube no fleshlight. I have seen girls using this on guys in porn... that looks interesting.
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  18. 03-20-19 08:45 AM #18
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    Donk your avatar looks like some chick finishing you is that right? She does not need the fleshlight... she looks so eager and happy to get that load
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  19. 03-20-19 08:48 AM #19
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    trust me, nuke the thing, yoiu can make it hotter than any pussy you've ever had in your life.....

    one, put your light in the cup, [with water--preferably a large tumbler]

    two, microwave the cup,

    three, put your dik in the light.....


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  20. 03-20-19 03:26 PM #20
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    Depends on how drunk I am
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  21. 03-20-19 06:20 PM #21
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    It has to be some sort of trap.
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  22. 03-21-19 08:06 AM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    It has to be some sort of trap.
    as with most easy pussy opportunities out in public, like hookers offering sex for ten bucks despite being hot, it's probably an "indecent exposure" sting operation by local redneck law officers, one of whom's wife said "get rid of the fleshlight or I'm divorcing you," and that genius brought it to work to catch criminals like me and diggity who are always looking to bust out a quick one, even in public.....
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