1. 03-17-19 06:05 PM #36
    HurryUpAndDrink
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    Start restricting the food on your behalf, no more pizza on weekends no more fancy restaurants no more shit, when she tells you she is hungry, throw her a carrot, if she complains, throw her out of the house.

    Some hints would be nice as well, for her bday give her a gym membership
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  2. 03-17-19 06:10 PM #37
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    Quote Originally Posted by flipacoin9698 View Post
    It would only be polite to ask here to man the camera
    That’s only fair. Give her a bag of Doritos to munch on while munching carpet.
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  3. 03-17-19 06:47 PM #38
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    if she feels better fat as she says isnt that a good thing? your health is your wealth. if she's skinny I spose she feels weak you dont want a weak chick trust me
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  4. 03-17-19 06:55 PM #39
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    Mr Wonderful doesnt like fat people
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  5. 03-17-19 07:10 PM #40
    JIBBBY
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    Stuff her fat face with more cheese and ice cream and pray she dies off early.. Then collect that life insurance..

    Just kidding.. Being a clown..
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  6. 03-18-19 11:42 PM #41
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    tell her for every 10 lbs she puts on you'll put on 30
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