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    AVOID flying on any Boeing 747 Max 8

    Mercury Retrograde and Boeing were aware of a slight electrical glitch in their 747 Max 8 airplane after the crash last October and now the same plane "they think might have the same issue" crashed in Ethiopia - all the airspace around the world has banned this plane from flying except the US.

    Check your plane and don’t fly if its this same model, unnecessary risky business



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    good info

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    Trump just grounded all Boeing Mex planes.

    We're safe now, Hurry.

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    if you do fly in one, be sure this babe is sitting across the isle..... so you can knock out one last nut before you die:



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    I like Donker's plan.

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    it's fine. the FAA has given it the all clear. it's those socialist countries that are grounding the plane, and you can't trust them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    I like Donker's plan.
    I've now wasted five minutes staring into that babe's eyes as I wonder whether I'd be able to bust a nut with the knowledge in the back of my mind that I'm about to die..... and all the hysterical screaming of other passengers..... it would be a helluva feat, but i'm pretty sure if that pussy was tight, or she gave up her back door, I'd get there before we splattered.......

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    Mercury Retrograde? Yeah, thanks for the warning star gazing zodiac douche bag, cause we all know what a jet set lifestyle you lead. Plane crashes with a pilot that had less than 200 hours flight training. Not hard to see what happened here.

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    While Donker was anal-izing that stewardess, I would be grabbing onto this one’s ass for dear life.



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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    While Donker was anal-izing that stewardess, I would be grabbing onto this one’s ass for dear life.


    Damn, Diggity, what airline does she work for?

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    Quote Originally Posted by mikejamm View Post
    Damn, Diggity, what airline does she work for?
    Diggity Express

    Mike, you are welcome to fly (or ride) any time.

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    Fake news. Poor maintenance by shitthole country airline. Plane is fine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VeggieDog View Post
    Fake news. Poor maintenance by shitthole country airline. Plane is fine.
    These planes have had thousands of flights in the US with no problems. You’re right.

    All you do is take the plane off auto pilot when the sensor incorrectly detects a stall. The foreign pilots probably stayed in auto pilot and didn’t know what to do. Thus they had no control of the plane.

    This guidance is in the prescribed procedures by Boeing. The pilots were probably not trained properly. Sad.

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