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    Police officer shot after dog spooks her partner

    This is like a scene from Reno 911.
    After shooting his partner in the back he says, "What happened? What happened?"


    https://fox59.com/2019/01/11/body-ca...w-cop-in-back/


    "From the moment the dog began to force its way out of the cage, the officers were faced with just a few options in fractions of a second," said Lafayette police chief Patrick Flannelly.

    One of those options was executed to near perfection.



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    He called her baby a thousand times while manhandling her
    to go in car instead ambulance.......

    Acting like he didn't know what happened...........

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    Quote Originally Posted by PAULYPOKER View Post
    He called her baby a thousand times while manhandling her
    to go in car instead ambulance.......

    Acting like he didn't know what happened...........
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    good to see natural selection at work.....

    f'n cops....

    my best cop story was when I lived in a hi rise in downtown htown, and my babe and I watched a cop in -- get this, I shit you not -- unit W-69, painted on his roof, who was parked down below in Hakeem's islamic d'waah center's parking lot, fukkin' a babe outside the club across the street in her car, when a call apparently came in, and w-69 -- busy fukkin' away -- didn't respond. as we were laffin' about the fact that we were watching this cop bounicing away in her car, first one cop car pulls into the parking lot, a white cop jumps out and checks w-69, and sees no one in it. he runs around the parking lot searching for the officer who is knee-deep in pussy and not responding, and the searching officer apparently calls for back up due to the missing officer. now all of downtown h town is ringin with sirens as units flood the area to search for the missing cop.....

    guns drawn everywhere, cops runnin' wild.... suddenly you see the fukkin cop, who'd apparently rolled the window down, signalling to one of the searching cops, who approaches the car he's gettin laid in, they have a quick conversation, and within a few seconds all the responding cops kill their light bars, get back into their squad cars, and flee the area as if nothing ever happened.

    the fukkin' cop -- showing some real balls -- then continues fukkin' the babe, apparently busts his nut, gets dressed, and causually gets back into unit w-69 and leaves about twenty minutes later.....

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    She's lucky he didn't shoot a couple inches higher and hit her head.

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    i swear I heard the shooting cop let out a "starship command" blurb after putting a bullet in her ass.... was waiting to see buzz fukkin' lightyear fly into the scene......

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    i kept waiting for the lady cop pull a dr. evil on the idiot who put a slug in her.....


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    Maybe last month, there was a story in the news about undercover cops selling drugs trying to arrest undercover cops buying drops & vice versa.

    They're lucky they didn't end up shooting each other.
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    the guy that shot the bitch.....


    the bitch:



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    Quote Originally Posted by Sanity Check View Post
    Maybe last month, there was a story in the news about undercover cops selling drugs trying to arrest undercover cops buying drops & vice versa.

    They're lucky they didn't end up shooting each other.
    hahah..... you're right..... how the fuk can these two narco units not have this shit on each other's radar....


    https://abc7.com/video-officers-unde...ix-up/2658372/


    then they're fighting each other in the streets..... too fukkin' funny.....

    nothing like a nice early evening drive into the hood to buy some drugs from your legitimate drug dealer, only to see under cover cops brawling away with each other out of sheer stupidity.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sanity Check View Post
    Maybe last month, there was a story in the news about undercover cops selling drugs trying to arrest undercover cops buying drops & vice versa.

    They're lucky they didn't end up shooting each other.
    what's sad is these amped up egotistical mother fukkers kept brawling after knowing it was cops they were dealing with on the other side....

    some stupid vic mackey like turf war between cops.... fukkin' unreal......


    nevertheless, it would still make a great scene in a movie, fukkin' cruising through the hood as cops are fighting each other like true dumbasses.....

    g1 (upon seeing brawl, cops rolling around in the front lawn pounding each other, and tuckin' key under seat): "what the fuk is that?!?!?"

    g2: "just the local barney fifes on another drug raid against each other, pass me that fukkin' blunt"
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    Donk, are you following the details of the late January botched no knock raid in Houston?
    Cop lied on the affidavit to secure the warrant and 2 people wound up dead.


    https://abcnews.go.com/US/houston-po...ry?id=60991293

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    Quote Originally Posted by b1slickguy View Post
    Donk, are you following the details of the late January botched no knock raid in Houston?
    Cop lied on the affidavit to secure the warrant and 2 people wound up dead.


    https://abcnews.go.com/US/houston-po...ry?id=60991293
    Yes, and I watched the "town hall" meeting where the public unloaded on the d.a. and police chief; word is generally the cop was a good cop, but like vic mackey of the shield, pushed the boundaries....

    that boundary pushing has the d.a.'s office reviewing hundreds, if not thousands of cases, the cop, and another on that raid, have worked that are on the docket or closed out over the past couple of years.....

    dude was a totally buff black dude.... but yah, that raid was bad shit....

    cop in question used to moonlight as security for the mayor at the time, bill lanier, i think.....




    fbi reviewing it all now, acevedo the chief says some cops will be indicted....
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    never a good thing when you get shot on a botched raid using a bullshit affidavit/informant who apparently doesn't exist, and due to having to be hauled away in an ambulance, other cops find totally unaccounted for bags of heroin in your center console.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post




    never a good thing when you get shot on a botched raid using a bullshit affidavit/informant who apparently doesn't exist, and due to having to be hauled away in an ambulance, other cops find totally unaccounted for bags of heroin in your center console.....

    I read about the unlogged bags of heroin found in the cops console.
    Gee, I wonder what those were for?
    Didn't they also find other drugs and a few burner guns in Goines' patrol car, too?

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    That cam footage serious looked like Reno 911.

    These people are cops? Bunch of clowns.

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    Woman cop

    Checkin Jibby.

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    Good stuff. So dumb.

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    that's a tranq gun.... most powerful one on the market.....

    love that scene

    blurred speech "you goootttt a ffffuuukkkiiiinnnn daaaaarrttt iinnnn yoooourrrr neeeeccckkkkkk"
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