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    Quote Originally Posted by slayer14 View Post
    Unreal this what talent does she have



    hit that million dollar pussy enough times, I guess you get to a billion........



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    Donker gets it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 5mike5 View Post
    I want to do everything to that. Nothing off limits.
    What about talking to her?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bluehorseshoe View Post
    What about talking to her?
    I'd let my kahk do all the talkin'.....

    feel i could communicate with her quite well....

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    self made my left nut

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    Quote Originally Posted by shari91 View Post
    There isn't any proof of her worth or what she owns because Kylie Cosmetics is a private business. The only measure of her worth is based on what Pimp Mama Kris says. That being said good for her for buying cheap makeup from AliBaba, hiring people to come up with her colour names and then slapping her branding on it. Many do the exact same thing but not all of them have the reach she does thanks to her sister and mother.
    This. The family knows how to say/leak/create stories to get free viral promotion. They thrive off the social media generation. With this story going viral her make up line has reached a wide range of new audience.

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    Quote Originally Posted by danwinkler View Post
    This. The family knows how to say/leak/create stories to get free viral promotion. They thrive off the social media generation. With this story going viral her make up line has reached a wide range of new audience.
    the story isn't the only thing "going viral".... her black snake traveled gash is probably chock full of viruses as well; not to mention a healthy dose, actually, unhealthy dose, of bacteria....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bluehorseshoe View Post
    What about talking to her?
    Small price to pay

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    A lot of haters in here.

    Donker, would you hit it bareback?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    A lot of haters in here.

    Donker, would you hit it bareback?
    does a one-legged duck swim in circles?...hell yes, he would...Donk would have no problem whatsoever detonating the contents of his balls deep inside her fertile vagina!...

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    A lot of haters in here.

    Donker, would you hit it bareback?
    that's the only way I'd hit it..... I've always lived on the edge and take unreasonable risks.....

    I would not, however, EAT it.....

    Ill put my crank in a lot of places I won't put my face....

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    Heard she has the cure for cancer she is releasing in May....
    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Their all business master minds probably the most successful business family of all times

    Did everything themselves

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    Whats that card game.....BULLSHIT LOL....
    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    that's the only way I'd hit it..... I've always lived on the edge and take unreasonable risks.....

    I would not, however, EAT it.....

    Ill put my crank in a lot of places I won't put my face....

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    ah, who am I kiddin'....

    i'd run a four pack of massengales through her, molly up, and eat her for hours as well....

    fuk it

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    Damn Right........gotta tear it up if you ever got the chance LOL
    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    ah, who am I kiddin'....

    i'd run a four pack of massengales through her, molly up, and eat her for hours as well....

    fuk it

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    totally agree....

    not gonna leave half my sexual talent on the sideline, especially for a celebrity.....

    as a former ms. Texas' better-lookin' little sister once told me after an epic night of sexual fun, "if I could bottle up how great you make me feel in bed and sell it to women by the ounce, I'd be a millionaire within a week".....

    this little billionaire guttersnipe would remember me........

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    Donk would you lick her ass

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    I would walk in like Buster Douglas and leave thinking I'm Mike Tyson

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    Quote Originally Posted by slayer14 View Post
    Donk would you lick her ass
    almost addressed this in my posts above, and that I'd run two-three enemas through her back door, then invade her cinnamon ring with glee, but didn't have time....

    so I just did here

    i'd bore that back door so thoroughly that by the time I pulled out and shot, I'd have a whole with the circumference of a coke can to shoot my load into....

    (since college, I've loved doin' that shit.... watching your load fly into a babe's open bunghole is one of the coolest thing a man can experience -- and part of workin' a hot little ass like hers up to that point is a good tossing of her salad -- eating a babe's ass only leaves her wanting more.... more specifically, leaves her wanted some kahk up her ass.....

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    She would be lucky to have you, Donker.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    She would be lucky to have you, Donker.
    indeed.... i doubt she's ever had any of that bbc do for her what I could..... especially if I dated her for two months and totally exposed her to my sexual mind, and helped her explore the full capacity of her own....

    just learn these dance steps before your next rave, diggity......





    I was going to put this up in my new k hole thread, but figured i'd spread the wealth.....

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    Those dance moves arw truly remarkable.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Those dance moves arw truly remarkable.
    and with a drink in hand....

    if I tried em at my local honkey tonk, i'd spill the drink and knock five or six cowboys down....

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    (actually seen the guys performing this shit live in austin several times..... kind of a redneck cult following there)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    and with a drink in hand....

    if I tried em at my local honkey tonk, i'd spill the drink and knock five or six cowboys down....
    Don’t even try it Donker.

    You’ll end up looking like this.



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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Don’t even try it Donker.

    You’ll end up looking like this.



    or even worse, like this:




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    They'll teach classes on this family in the future.

    They live to hustle and make money.

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    Quote Originally Posted by slayer14 View Post
    Unreal this what talent does she have
    A buddy and I were discussing the other day that when somebody is successful these days no one ever
    says “they got where they are because they are a hard worker” nah it’s always like “what talent does she/he have?” Or “well thats b/c who his or her parents are” or is always some special talent or set of circumstances

    Listen guys there is no shortage of money on this planet, there is no limit to the number of people that can be successful. When you see someone have success don’t try to pull them by the leg and drag them back down to the bottom of the pit with you. Celebrate their success be happy for them. Let it inspire you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Bear View Post
    A buddy and I were discussing the other day that when somebody is successful these days no one ever
    says “they got where they are because they are a hard worker” nah it’s always like “what talent does she/he have?” Or “well thats b/c who his or her parents are” or is always some special talent or set of circumstances

    Listen guys there is no shortage of money on this planet, there is no limit to the number of people that can be successful. When you see someone have success don’t try to pull them by the leg and drag them back down to the bottom of the pit with you. Celebrate their success be happy for them. Let it inspire you.
    the vision of pulling my rock hard rod out of kylie's well-bored out bunghole as she spreads her cheeks wide with both hands -- and staring into the dark abyss of her open, throbbing sphincter -- is inspiring me this very second.....





    "reach back and grab some sack" preferably being the first words I ever speak to her.....

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    pop a few mollies, her too, have her assume the position (after showering, douche, and enema), spread her cheeks, and dive in first place after poppin this tune on.....


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