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    Video: How Many People Does It Take To Stop A Dog Attack In Detroit?


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    Don't know why I keep laughing at this video. It's like a circus out there....

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    Typical liberal city

    911 operators busy

    Bunch of unemployed black guys with ghetto weapons

    Yelling and screaming

    Dog without a leash

    Government employee fail

    Garbage can in street

    Vote Democrat this is what you get

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    One well placed bullet ends this entire thing, and another one to the stupid dog owner's temple - that's why God created guns.....

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    That was good. The ineffective trash can slam was the best part. Still not sure how a grown man is unable to single handedly fend off a dog of that size and type, let alone 4 or so adults. Post man will probably be out on emotional disability for the next 4 years on everyone elses dime.

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    Detroit seems to be a improving city to live in

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    Quote Originally Posted by MinnesotaFats View Post
    Typical liberal city

    911 operators busy

    Bunch of unemployed black guys with ghetto weapons

    Yelling and screaming

    Dog without a leash

    Government employee fail

    Garbage can in street

    Vote Democrat this is what you get
    ^^^^ There is always one asshole who can turn any situation in to a democrat republican comflict.. Get a life bro. You would of probably shit yourself from inside your apt watching through your curtains.

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    This is why white people have pugs and wiener dogs.

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    The relationship between blacks and dogs never ceases to crack me up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
    The relationship between blacks and dogs never ceases to crack me up.
    Bro....if I had coffee in my mouth, I would've sprayed it all over my screen here.

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    That fukkin garbage can at the 1:17 mark.

    It's like the video shouldn't be funny, but I keep laughing.

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    I didn't even know that they still made those anti-theft "Clubs" for cars.

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    Quote Originally Posted by franklee168 View Post
    Bro....if I had coffee in my mouth, I would've sprayed it all over my screen here.
    I don't want to make light of civil rights era abuses and all the connotations that police dogs carry within the black community, but I have never understood how a collective group of people could be so scared of an animal that you can pretty much yell at and they piss on the floor.

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    I got bit on the leg from a dog similar to the guy in the video, when I was a kid.

    I involuntarily screamed/yelled like that guy, too.

    Its like you hear someone screaming/yelling and you wonder who it is, then you realize suddenly that its you.

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    shoutout to dude in the maga hat...he was going hamburger on that dog

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    "Get me some water. Get me some water"... Say WHAT???

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    only 1 if it's Paco

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    No gun? Detroit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kermit View Post
    That fukkin garbage can at the 1:17 mark.

    It's like the video shouldn't be funny, but I keep laughing.
    So much dysfunction in one video...

    911 Detroit not working.... operators are busy

    People using an anti-theft club mechanism to beat a dog.... that's not working

    Garbage cans flying like a wrestling match lol

    After they do separate the dog from the mailman.... that little old lady just stands at her driveway... waiting for the dog's next move

    Tapping that dog with the broom stick was the most useless thing to do...

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    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
    I don't want to make light of civil rights era abuses and all the connotations that police dogs carry within the black community, but I have never understood how a collective group of people could be so scared of an animal that you can pretty much yell at and they piss on the floor.
    Pretty broad statement. I have 6 pit bulls. Not scared of any dog so your statement is already incorrect but your thoughts pretty much sums up my view of most white people....Yell at them and they piss on the floor.

    The proper way to pull a dog off is to lift the hind legs. It causes dog to release grip.

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    Houses actually look pretty nice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 7deuceoff$uit View Post
    Houses actually look pretty nice.
    Full brick homes.... unusual for a Detroit street. Good observation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grits n' Gravy View Post
    The proper way to pull a dog off is to lift the hind legs. It causes dog to release grip.
    You grab the dogs hind legs.... isn't the dog going to bite you next? Wouldn't the dog just turn it's head/neck around and dig into you?

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    Grab that motherfuckers back legs and pull em off. It’ll either let go, or live with two front legs only. Not that hard

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grits n' Gravy View Post
    Pretty broad statement. I have 6 pit bulls. Not scared of any dog so your statement is already incorrect but your thoughts pretty much sums up my view of most white people....Yell at them and they piss on the floor.

    The proper way to pull a dog off is to lift the hind legs. It causes dog to release grip.
    Gritter, we all have bias and I just call it like I see it. I get that it's a broad statement but I live in a very mixed part of LA and there are a lot of races in my neighborhood. It's been my experience that black people are almost always scared of my dogs. And no when I encounter a black person I don't piss my pants, I treat them like any other person deserves to be treated. If you are knocking on my door selling "magazines" ie casing the joint, you get the asshole treatment. If you see me on the street and say hi or meet my eyes, I will say hi back.

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    Wrong strategy. What you need in this situation is to grab a cat and throw it at the dog. Then then dog will chase the cat and quit biting the lady.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MinnesotaFats View Post
    Typical liberal city

    911 operators busy

    Bunch of unemployed black guys with ghetto weapons

    Yelling and screaming

    Dog without a leash

    Government employee fail

    Garbage can in street

    Vote Democrat this is what you get
    I don't get it. This is the FUGGIN ghetto, where is the guns at? No one has a bat?

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Kraken View Post
    Grab that motherfuckers back legs and pull em off. It’ll either let go, or live with two front legs only. Not that hard
    You get your knee on their neck and push it into the ground essentially suffocating them or breaking their neck.

    I have and pitbulls.. mine are the biggest babies but I raised them right.

    The owner running around and screaming like a bitch deserves prison

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    I was 22 and a LAPD rookie on my 2nd day on patrol in downtown LA @ 7th & Hill st....
    fukkn BIG ASS mutt took after a little kid and the kid jumped on the hood of our unit....put on parking violation patrol.......sucked & left department!! Popped the dog 3 times...NOT sorry at all!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grits n' Gravy View Post
    Pretty broad statement. I have 6 pit bulls. Not scared of any dog so your statement is already incorrect but your thoughts pretty much sums up my view of most white people....Yell at them and they piss on the floor.

    The proper way to pull a dog off is to lift the hind legs. It causes dog to release grip.
    maybe if you're a dumbass like grits. Go lift a nearly 100 pound dog in the air by the back legs, if it even lets go, then find out where it's mouth is going next. penetrating moron.


    Idiot says he has 6 pitbulls, grabbing a dogs legs is only going to make them turn around and bite you dumb fuk. You can tell grits has never had to deal with an attacking dog before. Same with kraken. Morons.
    Last edited by brooks85; 02-24-19 at 07:33 PM.

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    She was petting the dog with the broom.

    Weird.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    She was petting the dog with the broom.

    Weird.


    blowing the horn is kind of useless too

    this video should be a lesson on..... everything you SHOULDN'T DO to get a dog off of someone

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    lol I never get it when I see dog attacks like this. There is even a video on youtube of some poor cat getting attacked by a dog and some guy trying to use his bike to break it up. Fails miserably.



    people seem to forget they have one of the most advance things ever created on the end of each arm. So advance engineers can not even replicate it yet but they forget how to use it in the most obvious situations.

    You want to stop a dog attack, snatch that sob's neck and squeeze hard as you can while sitting on it. All the dog is going to do is scratch you at worst. If you don't care about the dog then finger in the eye always works too.



    And if a dog is about to attack you then take off your shoe, place your hand inside and keep your arm extended. Dogs are dumb and will bite the first thing you present to them. If you have a coat that is even better. IF you have nothing then you sacrifice your forearm. As soon as the dog goes to bite your forearm you're driving your other hand to its neck then pinning it on the ground with you on top.

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    I have to admit I laughed my ass off with the garbage can...

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