1. 02-15-19 07:43 AM #1
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    What would you do??

    So I'm at the theatre

    I'm by myself, back row

    Theatre empty

    Old couple literally walk in, and take seats right next to me. There are a hundred empty seats! Plus he's got some funky odor and shes doused in cheap perfume.

    I got up and moved and the whole movie I could hear them talking about me moving...

    Do you move or stay?

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  2. 02-15-19 07:46 AM #2
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    Whatcha doing at a theater at 8am?
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  3. 02-15-19 07:56 AM #3
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    What movie did you see?
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  4. 02-15-19 08:16 AM #4
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  5. 02-15-19 08:23 AM #5
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    fuk yah id move, no reason sit close somebody if theater is empty
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  6. 02-15-19 09:12 AM #6
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    Looks like Sam Odom to me
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  7. 02-15-19 09:14 AM #7
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    Move and let them talk. Enjoy the show odor free.
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  8. 02-15-19 09:16 AM #8
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    kick this guy in the nuts when he comes out from the shadows:


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  9. 02-15-19 09:31 AM #9
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    By yourself?
    Back row?
    What kind of flick was this?
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  10. 02-15-19 10:01 AM #10
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    Happy Valentine's Day 2
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    Fatty it’s ok to go to the movies w your parents on Valentine’s Day This is a judgement free zone
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  12. 02-15-19 10:19 AM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by MinnesotaFats View Post
    So I'm at the theatre

    I'm by myself, back row

    Theatre empty

    Old couple literally walk in, and take seats right next to me. There are a hundred empty seats! Plus he's got some funky odor and shes doused in cheap perfume.

    I got up and moved and the whole movie I could hear them talking about me moving...

    Do you move or stay?




    of course, you did the right thing. who gives a crap what people think.
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  13. 02-15-19 10:26 AM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by dante1 View Post
    of course, you did the right thing. who gives a crap what people think.
    obviously, the old couple are exhibitionists about to put on a show, to get their thrills....

    while I prefer exhibitionists in their 20's to early 30's, I'd let the old couple get their jollies by fukkin' right next to me, but if the dude pulls out and I get hit with any 75 yr-old's load, I'm beating his old ass......
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  14. 02-15-19 11:26 AM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    obviously, the old couple are exhibitionists about to put on a show, to get their thrills....

    while I prefer exhibitionists in their 20's to early 30's, I'd let the old couple get their jollies by fukkin' right next to me, but if the dude pulls out and I get hit with any 75 yr-old's load, I'm beating his old ass......
    You really are a sick man, councilor.
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  15. 02-15-19 01:55 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bostongambler View Post
    You really are a sick man, councilor.
    just tellin' it like it is.....
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  16. 02-15-19 05:04 PM #16
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    my favorite old people at the movies story happened when I went to see inglorious bastards.

    There was an old couple a few rows in front of me. The baseball bat scene happened then they got up and walked out in disgust.

    I laughed just because how much I appreciated it. Scene was truly garbage and reeked of desperation so good for them.
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  17. 02-16-19 02:23 PM #17
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    they'd have probably preferred deniro doin' capone:



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  18. 02-16-19 04:23 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by MinnesotaFats View Post
    dishonest dante ^^

    he was probably texting on sbr throughout the movie as well.
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  19. 02-16-19 04:41 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by DwightShrute View Post
    dishonest dante ^^

    he was probably texting on sbr throughout the movie as well.

    typical movie theatre......
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  21. 02-16-19 04:52 PM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    typical movie theatre......
    good call deleting that Donkster
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  22. 02-16-19 04:56 PM #22
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    yah, I unfortunately picked up an infraction earlier today for something else...... in the jessie smollett thread.... so have to try and keep it between the lines .......

    I thought it was the saloon, where "anything goes", and after being cursed out repeatedly by the sbr-sanctioned comedian at the latest bash, I thought we had a little more leeway.....

    maybe not.....
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  23. 02-16-19 07:33 PM #23
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  24. 02-16-19 07:34 PM #24
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    Lol
    Would of done same thing
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  25. 02-16-19 07:46 PM #25
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    Yeah that's an instamove man

    They should've known better.
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  26. 02-16-19 09:55 PM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by MinnesotaFats View Post
    So I'm at the theatre

    I'm by myself, back row

    Theatre empty

    Old couple literally walk in, and take seats right next to me. There are a hundred empty seats! Plus he's got some funky odor and shes doused in cheap perfume.

    I got up and moved and the whole movie I could hear them talking about me moving...

    Do you move or stay?

    Was there a seat in between you or did she actually sit right next to you ? That is weird i have never seen someone do that before. If the guy smelled yea i would have moved. Probably not if they did not as long as there was a seat in between us.But if they sat in the seat right in front of you that actually would have been worse at least they did not block your view.
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  27. 02-16-19 10:06 PM #27
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    I feel your pain bro...kind of like when some asshole has to park their car right next to yours even though there are literally hundreds of other spots available and of'course when you are in a public restroom and urinating in one of the stalls there's always that fukkin creepy weirdo that has to come over and take a piss right next to you!...
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    Lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Da Manster! View Post
    I feel your pain bro...kind of like when some asshole has to park their car right next to yours even though there are literally hundreds of other spots available and of'course when you are in a public restroom and urinating in one of the stalls there's always that fukkin creepy weirdo that has to come over and take a piss right next to you!...
    I can see him at the movie and gets up to use the rest room. Then the old guy comes in and starts urinating in the same stall he was urinating in. That would be hilarious.
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    Yeah I move, and if they keep running their mouth I'm saying something too.
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    I'd pass my vape over to the old man and get him high as f*ck
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    Quote Originally Posted by mngambler View Post
    I'd pass my vape over to the old man and get him high as f*ck
    Do you vape oil cartridges?
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    I bet that lady was hot 50 years ago.
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