[Big Bear]

Give us some tips and tricks in the bedroom

[Big Bear]

Donk you eating cereal again?

[Foxx]

Only trick I know is GHB

[Auto Donk]

master eating pussy; put some force in your hard pounding fukin', and of course mix love makin' in on occasion, I usually do both in the same night if we're goin' for more than an hour.... mix things up; variety is important in what you're doing; put the primary focus on your partner is the general rule, although sometimes she will just want you to own that pusssy and use it like it's all yours.....

if your bangin' different babes, appreciate their variety, and what makes them unique and sexy.... most all women you bang, if they're in my type of harem, will have lunique traits and mannerisms that make em sexy as hell....

those are just some general starters; if you need more detaills, I'll be glad to provide em..... for example, in mastering cunnilingus, I havve about five or six go to, sure fire techniques to get women off in that regard....

another thing that is important, COMMUNICATE WITH HER about what she likes, (some women want you to literally try to suck their clit right off of em, some prefer light pressure and no direct contact due to sensitivity issues, they might, for example, prefer you swirl your tongue around it, as opposed to direct contact. but don't be afraid to ask em how they prefer it, or what they might like..... otherwise you might be out in left field wasting time guessing at what might really get her off as to doing so.....

lastly, my advice is to open up her kinked out mind, which most all women have.... this takes time, and isn't a one night stand deal, usuallly, but nothing kicks more ass than opening up a women's full sexual potential; and never be judgmental about the things she might open up about.....

[MinnesotaFats]

Hmm

I think a cunnilinguis thread would be appreciated by all here

Except our black posters, we all know they don't do that....

[Shute]

Donk
Are you a fan of squeezing nipples?

[L8night]

master eating pussy; put some force in your hard pounding fukin', and of course mix love makin' in on occasion, I usually do both in the same night if we're goin' for more than an hour.... mix things up; variety is important in what you're doing; put the primary focus on your partner is the general rule, although sometimes she will just want you to own that pusssy and use it like it's all yours.....

if your bangin' different babes, appreciate their variety, and what makes them unique and sexy.... most all women you bang, if they're in my type of harem, will have lunique traits and mannerisms that make em sexy as hell....

those are just some general starters; if you need more detaills, I'll be glad to provide em..... for example, in mastering cunnilingus, I havve about five or six go to, sure fire techniques to get women off in that regard....

another thing that is important, COMMUNICATE WITH HER about what she likes, (some women want you to literally try to suck their clit right off of em, some prefer light pressure and no direct contact due to sensitivity issues, they might, for example, prefer you swirl your tongue around it, as opposed to direct contact. but don't be afraid to ask em how they prefer it, or what they might like..... otherwise you might be out in left field wasting time guessing at what might really get her off as to doing so.....

lastly, my advice is to open up her kinked out mind, which most all women have.... this takes time, and isn't a one night stand deal, usuallly, but nothing kicks more ass than opening up a women's full sexual potential; and never be judgmental about the things she might open up about.....

So very true

[Big Bear]

master eating pussy; put some force in your hard pounding fukin', and of course mix love makin' in on occasion, I usually do both in the same night if we're goin' for more than an hour.... mix things up; variety is important in what you're doing; put the primary focus on your partner is the general rule, although sometimes she will just want you to own that pusssy and use it like it's all yours.....

if your bangin' different babes, appreciate their variety, and what makes them unique and sexy.... most all women you bang, if they're in my type of harem, will have lunique traits and mannerisms that make em sexy as hell....

those are just some general starters; if you need more detaills, I'll be glad to provide em..... for example, in mastering cunnilingus, I havve about five or six go to, sure fire techniques to get women off in that regard....

another thing that is important, COMMUNICATE WITH HER about what she likes, (some women want you to literally try to suck their clit right off of em, some prefer light pressure and no direct contact due to sensitivity issues, they might, for example, prefer you swirl your tongue around it, as opposed to direct contact. but don't be afraid to ask em how they prefer it, or what they might like..... otherwise you might be out in left field wasting time guessing at what might really get her off as to doing so.....

lastly, my advice is to open up her kinked out mind, which most all women have.... this takes time, and isn't a one night stand deal, usuallly, but nothing kicks more ass than opening up a women's full sexual potential; and never be judgmental about the things she might open up about.....

Great post. How you train yourself to fukk for an hour? The stop start method? Or u just a natural?

i appreciate bro I’m hoping to hook up with this chick I met I was going to eat the pussy maybe the ass

[Auto Donk]

Great post. How you train yourself to fukk for an hour? The stop start method? Or u just a natural?

i appreciate bro I’m hoping to hook up with this chick I met I was going to eat the pussy maybe the ass

when you get enough ass, premature ejaculation falls to the wayside, and the women have to work hard for that nut..... or, get that early nut if you can't hold back, then get back in the game 10-15 mins later.....

as far as initial hook ups go, unless you know it's a one nighter, leave the cinnamon ring alone unless she guides you there or flat out tells you to toss her salad, or yells out "fuk my ass!!!!"

you don't want a potential girlfriend to think you're an ass freak right out of the chute.... release your freakiness slowly, or you might run her off.... but if she's strictly a one-time thing, go for the back door as well; the most she can do is tell you "untt uhhh" or "no back door".....

[Cuse0323]

Donkey, I have this gal that wants to do freaky things. I could use some advice but not sure I even wanna hear what you would suggest doing to her. She’s gonna fly me back home just to have her way with me, or vice verse. More vice versa. I think I’ll just learn on the fly. I’m not doing butt stuff though. She hasn’t mentioned that yet l, so I may be in the clear. I may not make it very long with what she’s been ya lking about doing. Need to numb myself as best I can to endure and carry on. I’ll try to make you proud. Wish I was dikk enough to post pictures of her. Curious what people think. She’s 9 years my elder.

[Big Bear]

when you get enough ass, premature ejaculation falls to the wayside, and the women have to work hard for that nut..... or, get that early nut if you can't hold back, then get back in the game 10-15 mins later.....

as far as initial hook ups go, unless you know it's a one nighter, leave the cinnamon ring alone unless she guides you there or flat out tells you to toss her salad, or yells out "fuk my ass!!!!"

you don't want a potential girlfriend to think you're an ass freak right out of the chute.... release your freakiness slowly, or you might run her off.... but if she's strictly a one-time thing, go for the back door as well; the most she can do is tell you "untt uhhh" or "no back door".....

Dude I love the advice thank you

[Auto Donk]

ps.... similar to jeff foxworthy's you might me a redneck if....

you might be a swinger if a woman's first words she's ever spoken to you in her life are "no back door".....

my babe and I got invited to a wild hotel after party, where all the guys were coked out of their mind, and were fully clothed and watching all their dates/wives on one bed, doing a variety of things to each other; my babe asks why all their men were either out on the balcony or on the sidelines, and one babe whipsers they're all doin' blow and wont be able to get it up (I had viagra, but wasn't about to offer any up to these fukheads)....

so, my babe says I don't have that problem, so we go at it on the other bed, and one by one the babes get permission from their shrivel dik men to come ride "Steel", the nickname they gave me for reasons that are obvious.....

my babe tells me she wants to see my fuk the only remaining one I hadn't nailed, who was actually on the floor between the two beds on her hands and knees eating pussy of one of the other babes who's box was laid out on the side of the bed, so I slide in to do her doggy style, and as I run the head of my crank up and down her pussy to lube up, I come back up and it runs across her cinnamon ring, causing her to flinch, quickly turn her head from the pussy she was eating and quickly say "NO BACK DOOR!".....


I'd not yet even seen this babe's face at that point, only her fine ass body as she'd recently arrived as we had.....

we left not long after that (reasons that are a whole 'nother story), and I still never saw her face, and up until the time of my gfren's untimely death, we tried to figure out which of the "Desirous Party" clique it was....

and "No Back Door" became a joking catch phrase we'd often use in variety of situations in every day life.... for example, my babe asks me, "Can we go to Astros' game tonight, I think Clemens is pitching?" Me: "NO BACK DOOR! yah, let's go".... stupid shit like that....

my high point of that night had to be watching a bunch of roided up, coked up early twenty something guys afraid to even get undressed in my presence due to insecurity, shrinkage, e.d. due to coke/X, whatever, as their hot ass babes all got to ride/get pounded by me.....

the look of pure hatred a few of them flashed me as their babes busted yet another O out on my kahk was priceless.....

(I think you can google "desirous party houston" or dallas to find this uppity clique of fuksticks who generally thing they're better than the rest of the swinger crowd, to see the type of a-holes I was dealing with.... lol)

[7deuceoff$uit]

Donkers, serious question... what's your number? Or when did you lose count?

[Auto Donk]

Donkers, serious question... what's your number? Or when did you lose count?

lost count in law school..... was in the mid hundreds then.... probably 669 - 671 at present....


(no coincidence that "71" is 69 with two finger's up the ass)

[7deuceoff$uit]

lost count in law school..... was in the mid hundreds then.... probably 669 - 671 at present....


(no coincidence that "71" is 69 with two finger's up the ass)

Going to see if my gf is down for a 71.

Do me a solid, and if u find a time machine, travel back and take me to this party. Any place where there's copious amounts of blow and horny chicks with even fewer dudes to bone sounds like a sure thing. Just hoping it didn't happen before 2003. I was 17, and grounded for a lot of high school.

[Big Bear]

Donk

what up bro

so I have a couple questions

how can you teach a woman better blow job techniques without being rude or offending her, like if she is scraping teeth? I mean the sex is amazing so I can hardly complain but if the blow job was on point it would be the cherry on top.

second question

is it fair to say if I make her orgasm and I do a good job eating the pussy and getting her off during sex she will keep coming back for more? Any chance a guy can satisfy a woman so well she won’t want to have sex with other men?

[Auto Donk]

Donk

what up bro

so I have a couple questions

how can you teach a woman better blow job techniques without being rude or offending her, like if she is scraping teeth? I mean the sex is amazing so I can hardly complain but if the blow job was on point it would be the cherry on top.

second question

is it fair to say if I make her orgasm and I do a good job eating the pussy and getting her off during sex she will keep coming back for more? Any chance a guy can satisfy a woman so well she won’t want to have sex with other men?

best way to "coach" a babe on blowing you better is two-fold: first, during the act, let her know what's working with positive comments "oh yah, that's it, right there" maybe even a "keep doin' that right there, oh yah" and shit like that..... if the the teeth are carving you up there, you can handle it with a "ooh, watch the teeth, baby" in a nice way, or even "wince" or pull back a little to show pain to give her a non-verbal cue that the shit ain't workin' for ya....

second, during pillow talk, tell her what works, to add a hand and some jerking action if that's what gets you there, whatever.... key point is to always be positive, for she is sukkin your fukkkin' dick....


as to the second question, realize most women need more than just good sex to keep coming back, unless they are using you as a classic fuk buddy.... women who want to date a guy expect more than just great sex, they want security, money, etc.... when I first got back into the dating scene, and was only giving them the great sex and they wanted more, they'd lay down ultimatums and I'd give em the "don't let the door hit ya in the ass" retort, only to see them come back for the over the top sex within the month.....

this was one of that harem, she'd always complain I'd never call during the week or ask how her day was, and that it was all about partying and sex, to which I'd tell her, jokingly, "you say that like it's a bad thing"..... she'd leave for a while, but then I'd get her typical "text to land line message" saying "my boyfriend is out of town, I'm ready to party with you" in her spanish accent (she's from spain).....

[KVB]

Classic thread here with serious potential.

Hey Donk, if they stay for breakfast what do you serve? Do you prefer a nice sit down cooked breakfast with them, or maybe just a quick bowl of cereal, like so quick you just skip the bowl?

I always went out for breakfast in Brentwood, near where OJ played pez dispenser with people, maybe got some fruit...

[Purduekev]

The Hugh Hefner of SBR.

[jjgold]

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Donker, thoughts on cawk rings?

[Auto Donk]

Donker, thoughts on cawk rings?

I highly recommend them..... IF you are takin' part in a gay porno shoot......

kidding aside, they add girth, veininess, and hardness; gf I had (the kinked one I told you about who is no longer with us) bought several, but liked the chrome plated as opposed to the leather strap.... my junk was hard to fit into the standard, and by the time I ultimately nutted my rod would be a deep purple shade.... freaks you out a bit knowing your kawk is oxygen starved.....

haven't worn one since the early 2000's

[KVB]

"veininess"