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    would you let a girl use a dildo on you? Rkelly says he enjoys it

    rkelly's response to someone referencing his dildo sniffing collection he has posted about before.


    Quote Originally Posted by rkelly110 View Post
    Yeah how 'bout it pussy? I got a million of them the wife uses on my ass you can sniff.........

    the funny part is this is the same wife that cheated on him and he took her back. I guess the deal was she gets to penetrate him now and penetrate guys on craiglist while rkelly gets to be the slave tied up like in pulp-fiction. Too each their own.

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    Like Ralph and Janice?


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    lol I think I may have just realized where rkelly's wife got this whole idea from.

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    Wait i’m confused

    the rapper RKelly or a poster RKelly

    and who the fawk cares

    to each their own

    that being said kinda gross to be posting about it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Bear View Post
    Wait i’m confused

    the rapper RKelly or a poster RKelly

    and who the fawk cares

    to each their own

    that being said kinda gross to be posting about it
    Brooksie has some crazy infatuation with dildos.

    Seriously never shuts up about them. Even in politics posts!

    He must find them titillating I guess.

    Or maybe he only subscribes to missionary sex and it's too outrageous to get his head around?


    Whatever it is, he hasn't gone a week without talking about them in years it feels like.

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    the poster is not the rapper?
    thank god, as

    yesterday on t-v I heard the allegation that he pissed in a 14 yr olds mouth
    there just isn`t any humor in that at all

    I`ll keep trying but not feeling this one...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Optional View Post
    Brooksie has some crazy infatuation with dildos.

    Seriously never shuts up about them. Even in politics posts!

    He must find them titillating I guess.

    Or maybe he only subscribes to missionary sex and it's too outrageous to get his head around?


    Whatever it is, he hasn't gone a week without talking about them in years it feels like.
    this is just stupid but makes a lot of sense given it came from you. No one can deny you're low IQ.


    Also, by far the most worthless human on Earth. Can't even mod a fukkin online forum properly haha give up on life.

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    Beads is as big as I go

    Vibraror on the entry point

    It actually feels great, climax w pressure on prostate shoot heavy & far

    Girls get off on that stuff guys, let them have their 15 minutes of fun then defile them

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    I think I'll stick to the defiling without the demasculation

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    Quote Originally Posted by brooks85 View Post
    I think I'll stick to the defiling without the demasculation
    HaHa

    You don't know what you're missing!

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    Quote Originally Posted by brooks85 View Post
    I think I'll stick to the defiling without the demasculation
    You’ve never had sex.

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    the fact that he would defile anyone
    without using logic or humor
    says everything

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    Quote Originally Posted by PittsburghPlayer View Post
    the fact that he would defile anyone
    without using logic or humor
    says everything
    lol hey cuck

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    Quote Originally Posted by vitterd View Post
    You’ve never had sex.
    strange post coming from the guy who has spent the past decade online breaking posting records.



    15k posts in 16 months at SBR alone is a record. I'm sure Women love that!

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    A buddy of mine was once shitfaced at a bar, and was talking shit to our other buddy who was a Cubs fan and the bartender. He said there was no way the Cubs would win a world series in the next 4 years. If they did, he would shove a big black dildo up his ass. The bar tender took this bet, and put a free $100 bar tab on the line. Of course he said he couldn't remember making this bet, as he was drunk. Well a video surfaced of him talking shit, and saying he'd shove a big black dildo up his ass if the Cubs won a world series between 2012 and 2016. You can imagine how hard we were laughing when the Cubs won. He had a dominatrix come over and do it to him. She made him get an enema before she did it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by brooks85 View Post
    strange post coming from the guy who has spent the past decade online breaking posting records.15k posts in 16 months at SBR alone is a record. I'm sure Women love that!
    sometimes this fish brings out the worst in others

    whatever

    just edit the shit out

    never happened
    Last edited by PittsburghPlayer; 02-04-19 at 02:02 AM.

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    dildo, schmildo....


    especially when fister roberto aka La Donk comes to town.......



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    Donk you ain't gonna be taking that fist up your shoot lol

    Thou I've got this cartoon image in my head now of a sombrero wearing dude walking around w a fist necklace....

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    Quote Originally Posted by MinnesotaFats View Post
    Donk you ain't gonna be taking that fist up your shoot lol

    Thou I've got this cartoon image in my head now of a sombrero wearing dude walking around w a fist necklace....
    that was my halloween costume for a swnger's party in htown several years back, before my wife and I married.... 3-4 babes in the club tried to ride that damn thing, only one could

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    Jesus lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by MinnesotaFats View Post
    Jesus lol
    that entire club was rollin' its ass off on X, with a few exceptions.... my now-wife could not believe how aggressive some babes wanting to get into my stable were that night, asking her if they could fuk me in the club, etc.... she about clubbed one such babe when she went for the fist -- which was lying on our table at that point -- after my date/now wife told he "fukk no we're not swingers".... wife still cannot stand the thought of that woman til this very day.....

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