1. 01-18-19 08:58 PM #1
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    Remember when you sexist misogynistic pigs used to make fun of Doris Burke?

    Those days are over.

    She is at the top of her craft.

    I love the way she breaks down games.

    Some of you owe her an apology.
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  2. 01-18-19 09:17 PM #2
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    Giant I'm sorry.

    Who is Doris Burke
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  3. 01-18-19 09:33 PM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by daneblazer View Post
    Giant I'm sorry.

    Who is Doris Burke
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  4. 01-18-19 10:00 PM #4
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    Giant condolences on your balls being snipped
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  5. 01-18-19 10:03 PM #5
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    She looks like a man wearing a wig that used to be a man that looked like a woman. Huh
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  6. 01-18-19 10:04 PM #6
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    Belongs in the kitchen
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  7. 01-18-19 10:13 PM #7
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    Her voice is awful though. Can not stand listening to her
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  8. 01-18-19 10:20 PM #8
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    not sexist. she hits my ear wrong. linda cohn is the same cant take it.
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  9. 01-18-19 10:26 PM #9
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    Man, I had to look that word up. Do not think I need to remember the definition. Does anybody have stats on who views NBA basketball?
    Like 95% male? I would take her commentary over Bill Walton. But, what am I going to do - I am going to watch the game I want to watch - I don't just watch the games that I enjoy the announcer and commentator. I am not watching to watch I am watching because I am betting the game.
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  10. 01-18-19 10:29 PM #10
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    she is terrible

    speaks slowly and says dumb shit, just because she says it slowly doesn't make it more intelligent or insightful
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  11. 01-18-19 10:38 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by milwaukee mike View Post
    she is terrible

    speaks slowly and says dumb shit, just because she says it slowly doesn't make it more intelligent or insightful
    What an insight post.
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  12. 01-19-19 07:01 AM #12
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    You crazy Giant
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  13. 01-19-19 08:15 AM #13
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    Pics?
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  14. 01-19-19 08:43 AM #14
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    Don't know what year this is? Possibly 2002? lol *kidding* Probably the best photo of her





    Now.... I don't know about you?? But would you take Linda Cohn over Doris? Hmmmmmmm




    Again... both photos could be from 1973? Who knows?
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  15. 01-19-19 09:20 AM #15
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    You must get off on that voice Giant.
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  16. 01-19-19 10:55 AM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by Heltah Skeltah View Post
    Her voice is awful though. Can not stand listening to her
    It makes me want to light kittens on fire and jump out on window into a pile of elephant shit

    EDIT: To be fair, Collingsworthless is a close 2nd, but I can at least tune him out during a game.
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  17. 01-19-19 01:21 PM #17
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    Keep women out of the broadcast seats and sidelines.
    This includes women's sports for you sexually uncertain viewers.
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  18. 01-19-19 01:28 PM #18
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    you say "sexist misogynistic pigs" like we're a bad thing......

    tell that fukkin' blone slag to shut the fuk up and run to the store to get the people who actually know a lick about football some beer, goddammit.....

    if she beats her "time record" set back in 2017, I'll let her suck my dik
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  19. 01-19-19 03:33 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMoneyShot View Post


    Don't know what year this is? Possibly 2002? lol *kidding* Probably the best photo of her





    Now.... I don't know about you?? But would you take Linda Cohn over Doris? Hmmmmmmm




    Again... both photos could be from 1973? Who knows?
    wowzers, Linda
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  20. 01-19-19 06:47 PM #20
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    bring me a beer, bitch
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  21. 01-19-19 07:34 PM #21
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  22. 01-23-19 07:01 PM #22
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    linda is channeling her inner lisa ann. waiting for her to do some cougar porn.
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    Nice I guess
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  24. 01-24-19 12:09 PM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by pologq View Post
    linda is channeling her inner lisa ann. waiting for her to do some cougar porn.
    last time I saw lisa ann porn, she had five alabama black snakes hitting every hole from every angle, two in the pink and one in the stink, whole nine yards..... easy to see why lisa ann is a nfl fantasy guru, she's definitely getting cosmic signals from all the black nfl-like rods she's jamming into her holes all day and night.....


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  25. 01-24-19 12:17 PM #25
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    on a side note to all of you sbr'ers who have daughters......:

    treat your little girl nicely and never molest her, or she'll be doin' exactly what that nasty skank lisa ann is doing in the photo above in no time at all once she leaves your house after high school, assuming she even graduates.........
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  26. 01-24-19 12:21 PM #26
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    Of course women can theoretically do anything, the point is that men and sane thinking people --- don't care.

    Let's say D. Burke has no children, or that she does. You think anyone is going to remember her for being an announcer, like ever?

    Gimme a break.
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  27. 01-24-19 03:51 PM #27
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    well said, like is anyone gonna remember lisa ann for her fantasy football prowess, or simply that she was a "two in the pink, one in the stink, two in the mouth all at the same time bbc lovin' slut/whore/skank"?
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  28. 01-24-19 06:49 PM #28
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    i think lisa ann had an elastic asshole too, or so it seemed
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  29. 01-24-19 09:23 PM #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by pologq View Post
    i think lisa ann had an elastic asshole too, or so it seemed
    im sure by now, after all these years and having had the length equivalent of the alaskan pipeline of bbc trading paint in her ass via anal double penetration, by the time she thinks she needs to take a shit, it's too late.......
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