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    DiggityDaggityDo
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    When is the last time you were locked up?

    Jail or prison.

    How much time did you do? Over nighters count.

    Why did you get locked up?

    Me: Never been to jail or prison. I’m a good boy.

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    Never
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    Plenty of times, but not in years, I’ve changed my ways

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    11 years. It was an overnight.

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    Got married about 13 years ago
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    About 3 years ago...3 nights

    Assault and battery

    10k bail

    Restitution was 7900 for hospital bills

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    unde0087
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    Every night, I have a life sentence that started 6 months ago.

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    2015. Two months. Drugs.

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    DiggityDaggityDo
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    Quote Originally Posted by unde0087 View Post
    Every night, I have a life sentence that started 6 months ago.
    Got married like Blazer, Unde?

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    unde0087
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Got married like Blazer, Unde?
    No I am a Sarg in a corrections facility. I spend more time with convicted felons than I do with my family. The same reason you don't see me betting much these days or having time to be on SBR.
    Last edited by unde0087; 01-18-19 at 02:37 AM.

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    4 years ago, overnight

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    8 years

    racketeering

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    sophomore year in college, 3 weekends. Literally drove myself to jail on Friday morning and released on Sunday morning. Had free lawyer who didn't give a fukk.

    Petty Larceny, judge wanted to make an example of me, should have been just community service and lowered to disorderly conduct. Instead it was 3 weekends in jail and then moved to nothing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SamsNCharge99 View Post
    Petty Larceny, judge wanted to make an example of me, should have been just community service and lowered to disorderly conduct. Instead it was 3 weekends in jail and then moved to nothing.
    Next time request permission to sentence yourself. Judges like that.

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    ill remember that, thanks for the advice

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    Somehow never

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    Quote Originally Posted by SamsNCharge99 View Post
    sophomore year in college, 3 weekends. Literally drove myself to jail on Friday morning and released on Sunday morning. Had free lawyer who didn't give a fukk.

    Petty Larceny, judge wanted to make an example of me, should have been just community service and lowered to disorderly conduct. Instead it was 3 weekends in jail and then moved to nothing.
    sammy what did you steal?

    chet's coors lights?

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    grocery store scam, ran it for about 6-8 months, got greedy at the end and that's always the downfall.

    I was a broke college kid so extra $40-50 to get by always helped. At the end, I was doing $150-$200 a day and that's what got me

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    Quote Originally Posted by SamsNCharge99 View Post
    grocery store scam, ran it for about 6-8 months, got greedy at the end and that's always the downfall.

    I was a broke college kid so extra $40-50 to get by always helped. At the end, I was doing $150-$200 a day and that's what got me
    damn, you were probably lucky to get off with petty larceny

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    Quote Originally Posted by RudyRuetigger View Post
    damn, you were probably lucky to get off with petty larceny
    worked there since i was 16 and was i think 20 at the time, so i knew how their security systems worked. Knew how they counted the drawers, knew how they held accountability when drawers were short. I knew the system and how to get away with what I was doing.

    Again, biggest problem is always greed. When you get away with something, you keep pushing the limits. Based on amount they caught me for it was petty and not grand. Grand larceny of course would have been a lot worse

    You live you learn. Got caught and that ended that. Young college hustler

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    bro you also fukkin sold knockoff designer watches on ebay if i remember correctly


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    Quote Originally Posted by RudyRuetigger View Post
    bro you also fukkin sold knockoff designer watches on ebay if i remember correctly

    yup. I was actually just the EBAY name that was posting them. Wasn't involved in shipping them or even purchasing them. Again, 20 year old trying to make money caught up with the wrong people. I ended up getting fukked on that too when I had to pay all the people back.

    Luckily I have grown up a bit in my time here at SBR and in life

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    Assault and Battery with a blunt weapon

    Caught my exgf with some guy making out at a pub

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    2010 Boozing and cruising w drugs not good combo.....new man today and it wont ever be a problem again

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    Few of my buddies are guards, I always tell em by the end of it they've done a life sentence lol.....that job also seems to steal your soul.....they have all become evil/twisted penetrates lol....
    Quote Originally Posted by unde0087 View Post
    No I am a Sarg in a corrections facility. I spend more time with convicted felons than I do with my family. The same reason you don't see me betting much these days or having time to be on SBR.

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    year and a half ago. overnight
    assault and battery, drunk in public
    posted bail next morning.

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    10 years ago. Pulled over near Mexican border by border patrol. Had a little weed on us for recreational use. Threw us in jail while they tore apart my buddies car looking for smuggled drugs. Released few hours no charges for me but my buddy got in some trouble.

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    unde0087
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    Quote Originally Posted by PaperTrail07 View Post
    Few of my buddies are guards, I always tell em by the end of it they've done a life sentence lol.....that job also seems to steal your soul.....they have all become evil/twisted penetrates lol....
    I have become more blunt than before. I don't like to have to say things more than once. I often catch myself saying prison jargon to friends and family. Those fuks will do that to you.
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    8 years ago. Spent a nice weekend in paradise. Very humbling experience.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SamsNCharge99 View Post
    grocery store scam, ran it for about 6-8 months, got greedy at the end and that's always the downfall.

    I was a broke college kid so extra $40-50 to get by always helped. At the end, I was doing $150-$200 a day and that's what got me
    So, what was the scam?

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    DiggityDaggityDo
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    So many criminals on SBR.

    I knew it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    So many criminals on SBR.

    I knew it.
    I’ve learned that if you don’t get caught then you’re not really a criminal!

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    Back in 2009 I was arrested for assault and battery in Boston. It was worse as I had overstayed on a **** so ended up getting 90 days and then deported and banned for 10 years.

    Back here in Ireland in 2012 I got 6 months in prison for something similar. There is no difference between jail or prison here.

    Since then have pretty much stayed out of trouble. Had 2 minor arrests since getting out so just had overnights and fines to pay in court.

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    diggity, as you've yet to break your cherry, be sure to load up your "jailhouse wallet" if you ever receive a sentencing date and know you're going in.... money and drugs in a plastic bag....

    as for me, few lock ups in high school for beating the shit out of people....

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