1. 01-14-19 05:10 AM #1
    Big John Studd
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    Cumm stains. How can I get rid of them from the lounge before the wife gets back from overseas? Any ideas?
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  2. 01-14-19 08:11 AM #2
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    I guess a bottle of Resolve would do the trick. Tell your "Back Door Man" to be more careful next time.....
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  3. 01-14-19 08:57 AM #3
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    Ask your wife how she hides them from you
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  4. 01-14-19 09:07 AM #4
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    Jam your wife on the couch as soon as she walks in

    Then let her deal with it
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  5. 01-14-19 09:10 AM #5
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    Tide usually does the trick!...thank me later!...
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  6. 01-14-19 10:02 AM #6
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    who cares

    what do you think she is doing before coming back home?
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  7. 01-14-19 10:08 AM #7
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    Impossible to get rid of those stains.

    You’re fukked.
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  8. 01-14-19 10:24 AM #8
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    had this problem once... spent the next three days jerkin' no-stop to cover the entire couch, so that the original stains now "matched"....

    wife noticed that the entire leather couch was now darker; told her I had the leather "redone" for her upcoming birthday party
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  9. 01-14-19 11:08 AM #9
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    You knew Donk would be making an appearance in this thread.
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