1. 01-13-19 11:05 AM #1
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    ALERT: Better invention needed

    Fingernail clippers

    its a very irregular shape and it does not account for the full nail

    so when clipping fingernails or toenails, you either are high on one end or too deep on another

    why cant we just get a true, adjustable clipper for each nail???????????



    middle finger clipping takes a goddamn artist to make it smooth throughout
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  2. 01-13-19 11:07 AM #2
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    im not a soyboy

    but these edges of nails get caught on many things
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  3. 01-13-19 11:27 AM #3
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    Get a mani/ pedi

    Only jerkoffs do their own nails

    2xs a month. Best foot hygiene on SBR and smoothest nails hand and foot
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  4. 01-13-19 12:47 PM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by MinnesotaFats View Post
    Get a mani/ pedi

    Only jerkoffs do their own nails

    2xs a month. Best foot hygiene on SBR and smoothest nails hand and foot
    jesus christ
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  5. 01-13-19 01:32 PM #5
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    don't for get to have the salon wax your sack
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  6. 01-13-19 01:50 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by RudyRuetigger View Post
    jesus christ
    Coming from a guy bitching about nail clippers

    jfc
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  7. 01-13-19 08:11 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    don't for get to have the salon wax your sack
    Honeycomb in Uptown Mpls!

    European Wax Center sucks
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  8. 01-13-19 09:36 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by MinnesotaFats View Post
    Best foot hygiene on SBR and smoothest nails hand and foot
    You probably have the cleanest twat too.
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  9. 01-14-19 12:12 PM #9
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    after seeing those nasty kardashihos dunk their feet, nasty vag, and asses into these little guys, I now use them to clean my nuts after a particularly nasty (in a good way) sexed up weekend:

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  10. 01-14-19 03:23 PM #10
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    maybe you guys have GIRL FINGERS

    where one clip works?

    men need two clips and the half moon shape does not work for 2 clips

    its that simple
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  11. 01-14-19 03:54 PM #11
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    Rudy, I think the problem is that every finger on your hand is a different size and everyone has different size and shaped fingers. I guess you could get a custom made clipper for each of your fingers if it's that important to you. Maybe they could be gold or platinum too.
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    but what size fits the normal clipper???

    i mean the toenail clippers are better for an average fingernail

    it is still 2 clips, but atleast errs on the side of safety
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    Or you could be a real man Rudy and cut them with a knife:

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  14. 01-14-19 08:27 PM #14
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    Wow

    I did a search and baffled that rounded finger nail clippers do not exist.

    Or at least none that you described that can clip the nail evenly in just one clip.

    Rudy patent this idea now, borrow the money if you have to, and make it happen.
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  15. 01-14-19 09:30 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hman View Post
    WowI did a search and baffled that rounded finger nail clippers do not exist.Or at least none that you described that can clip the nail evenly in just one clip.Rudy patent this idea now, borrow the money if you have to, and make it happen.
    The problem is what works for the thumb won't work for the pinky. What works for the index won't work for the middle. And so on.
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