1. 12-14-18 05:35 PM #1
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    I like my teachers like I like my methheads: methed up, naked and hungry





    came to school high, stripped, and bit two students......


    TEACHER ON CRYSTAL METH STRIPS NAKED IN CLASS AND BITES 2 STUDENTS

    Olympia, Washington | An elementary school teacher was arrested this morning after a drug “bad trip” caused her to strip naked in class and physically assault her 4th-grade students, severely biting two of them and injuring six others.

    According to the Olympia police department, 37-year old Laura James was “visibly intoxicated and behaving erratically” when she showed up for work this morning.
    Due to a lack of replacement teachers, she was still allowed to teach her class but rapidly went out of control.
    Olympia police spokesman, Lieutenant Robert Emery described the incident during a press conference held a few hours later.
    “The children said she was screaming and talking in gibberish while drawing symbols on the board. She then started stripping off her clothes and throwing them around.”

    The students became agitated and scared by their teacher’s erratic behavior and some of them tried to leave the classroom.
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  2. 12-14-18 05:44 PM #2
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    Ok... now I’m horny.
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    In before the "where was she when I was in 4th grade" post.
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    Drawing symbols on the board? Were these elemental symbols from the periodic table?

    I'll bet she was sharing her secret recipe for a good batch of meth. Who needs clothes for that, amiright? Nice lady.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eddy Munny View Post
    Drawing symbols on the board? Were these elemental symbols from the periodic table?

    I'll bet she was sharing her secret recipe for a good batch of meth. Who needs clothes for that, amiright? Nice lady.
    Pretty sure it was something along the lines of this:

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    I was hoping it would be more like this.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Getch13 View Post
    www.youtube.com/watch?v=09pEcJg9bKs


    Not a bad looking teach. I'd rub one out at 13 for sure.
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    I would not put it in her pussy.
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    I bet she gives good blowjobs.
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    Probably pissed off because she had KC Thursday night.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TiredPro View Post
    Probably pissed off because she had KC Thursday night.
    Those NFL refs are causing problems everywhere.
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    got it made, got it made, got it made, I smoked with teacher.....





    on a side note, from the bruises on her face, it looks like five or six cops put her on her knees down at the station, whip outed schwantz, and proceeded to beat her face with their hard tools as she alternated blow jobs to the gleeful circle of law enforcement.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Debacleov View Post
    I would not put it in her pussy.
    Double wrap, no oral.
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    She can take a beating
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    I was hoping it would be more like this.


    Now we're talking!!

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    This thread has potential...

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    So you're in 4th grade, and this starts happening.

    What do you do?

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    Quote Originally Posted by TommieGunshot View Post
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    fuk you brah.

    I'm living out my fantasy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
    Now we're talking!!

    I would straight up have raped this bitch.....

    this video review encapsulates, near the end, how that scene would look....

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    The administrator who didn't call a substitute teacher in should be fired immediately.
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