[Auto Donk]

gotta admit, I saw it in a porno back in the 90's, so I can't claim to have invented it, but it was a go to often during the start of the 2000s til around last weekend, and I call it the "super load"....

it's impressive, and contrary to when I first saw it, and first performed it, I didn't "backfire" and blow my nuts outta my sack.....

it's easy to do, and guaranteed to kink her out when you ultimately unleash it on her, often from head to vag regions, all at once.

here's how you do it: when you'r about to blast, simply squeeze your head and don't let any of it out until you know you're done (trust me, I thought it would hurt or somehow fuk things up in the family jewels department, but it doesn't), and immediately when you know that last spurt is done, release the head and unleash it all at once, preferably with her laid back waiting for it...... I've covered from head to f'n mid thigh with one long stream of jizz.....

try it soon, and thank me later......

[mikejamm]

Knowing what a fuk’in narcissistic douche bag you are, I’m sure you were only on your back jack’in off and aimed your so called “full squeeze load” at your own face, jizz eater!

[Auto Donk]

now now, mike, i never waist it.... unlike you

[VeggieDog]

You just killed my boner by talking about a super load and your avatar is Hillary's open mouth.

[Bostongambler]

Do you talk to your clients obsessively about this as well, councilor?

[PittsburghPlayer]

Thanks a lot AutoDong,
Now the man has discovered how to weaponize a load.
No way this one ends well.

[Eddy Munny]

I use this technique to knock cobwebs down outta the rafters when I'm spring cleaning.

[Sanity Check]

Make an instructional video on pornhub plz.

[Auto Donk]

Do you talk to your clients obsessively about this as well, councilor?

only the female ones

[Bostongambler]

only the female ones

🧐🧐🧐

[mikejamm]

Sex tips from an old fuk who farts dust, needs a crane and shitload of boner pills just to get it up! Stick to suck’in trump and putin’s dick, loser. The whores you bang all look like the love of your life, sweet Hillary! We all know she’s your ultimate fantasy babe!

[Auto Donk]

Sex tips from an old fuk who farts dust, needs a crane and shitload of boner pills just to get it up! Stick to suck’in trump and putin’s dick, loser. The whores you bang all look like the love of your life, sweet Hillary! We all know she’s your ultimate fantasy babe!

uh, correction, dem hoes looked a helluva lot better than hiLIARy.....

but do tell, jerkwad, how did poundin' your meat all alone and firing a superload at your bathroom mirror work out for ya, you pathetic piece of shit?

[Auto Donk]

diggity, i know your horned up ass has probably tried the super load by now if you didn't know of it already....

what'd ya think?

[mikejamm]

Pathetic loser asking a bunch of degenerate gamblers if they’ve tried his so call super load trick! You’re almost borderline queer! What’s next uncle fester, the rubber band purple knob color change?

[ForumvilleLoL]

The “super load” is always on full blast for me naturally on the 1st delivery of the day/evening. No technique necessary for me personally. The jizz factory is full & ready to unleash as the opportunities present themselves throughout my lifetime.

[MaltedHopsFrenzy]

I must say, I don't think the ladies care or are "impressed" by the size of a load. Also, this sounds like it would have repercussions later in life - like how holding back a sneeze can burst a blood vessel in your eye. Just not natural to stop the flow. Keep it up and let us know how your next prostate exam goes.....

[Auto Donk]

I must say, I don't think the ladies care or are "impressed" by the size of a load. Also, this sounds like it would have repercussions later in life - like how holding back a sneeze can burst a blood vessel in your eye. Just not natural to stop the flow. Keep it up and let us know how your next prostate exam goes.....

from personal experience, you are wrong....

or dating the wrong kind of ladies.....

I thought it would be harmful too, but trust me, there is no pain associated with it, and it seems to have had no lasting impact in any way

[DiggityDaggityDo]

diggity, i know your horned up ass has probably tried the super load by now if you didn't know of it already....

what'd ya think?

I haven’t tried it.

But it sounds impressive and I will give it a shot.

[Auto Donk]

you won't regret it diggity.....

it'll probably even freak you out a little bit with how impressive it is..... maybe not you..... but maybe

let me know you're take on my sex tip no. 2 I just put up, involving this little sweetie:

[ForumvilleLoL]

you won't regret it diggity.....

it'll probably even freak you out a little bit with how impressive it is..... maybe not you..... but maybe

let me know you're take on my sex tip no. 2 I just put up, involving this little sweetie:

Beautiful complexion for a 3 2 1 BLAST OFF !!!! Lucky guy

[Auto Donk]

beautiful babe, no longer with us..... (only reason I post the photo)....

told a few guys at the latest Bash the unfortunate circumstances of her passing....

[ForumvilleLoL]

Sorry for the 3 holes that you lost Donker. RIP to that sexy queen of Donk Land.

[Auto Donk]

Sorry for the 3 holes that you lost Donker. RIP to that sexy queen of Donk Land.

she was indeed the queen of DL, til her passing.....

and yes, it was "during the act"...........

[Auto Donk]

a year later, when I re-entered the dating world, there always came a point when my date would bring up, "how in the world are you single?", or otherwise ask about my past relationships, I'd tell them married once for 13 years, and then after that I was in a real true love relationship about a year after that divorce, for 2 1/2 years, til she passed.

they'd always ask how, and I'd gingerly tell them of the incident....

which 8 times out of ten, would result in a response akin to, "so, you're telling me you pretty much f'd her to death..... will you try to do that to me????"

women are very horny, beautiful beings..... the key to them opening up with you is making them comfortable and never, ever being judgmental.......

[ForumvilleLoL]

That would be a great lifetime story Donk, I’d pitch that shit to them one way or another. No sarcasm ....

[Auto Donk]

unfortunately, it is my life story.....

I'd much rather have her back then have a life story that has women asking you to fuk them to death on a first date.....

tho, I gotta admit, my kinky little angel probably loves that there was that silver lining as a result of what went down....

[mikejamm]

unfortunately, it is my life story.....

I'd much rather have her back then have a life story that has women asking you to fuk them to death on a first date.....

tho, I gotta admit, my kinky little angel probably loves that there was that silver lining as a result of what went down....

Awe look guys, it’s boo hoo sob story time for the dumb fuk’in hick who treats women like dog shit. That’s the real story of your miserable life. Don’t fret it though, clamp load weirdo, you’ll always have your secret fantasy gal...Hillary

[Auto Donk]

my fantasy is to locate your pathetic miserable ass, and then beat the shit out of you.....

may even contact the make a wish foundation to see if they can make it happen.....

or slip JJ a grand to pony up your private info.... just to beat your ass!!!!!

[KVB]

OH FUK NO DONK!!!

Not again!!!

Remember the last time you tried that technique?

They had to shut the whole operation down for three days.

The shit was everywhere...



Here we go again.

[Auto Donk]

and it's even more fun at the beach:

[swordsandtequila]

[KVB]

[Auto Donk]

and, many walrus are known, like mikejamm, to superload themselves.....



obviously, mike jam can't go full bore walrus on himself given his shortcomings, but doesn't mind the splatter all over his face of a superload shot from three feet away......

[MaltedHopsFrenzy]

from personal experience, you are wrong....

or dating the wrong kind of ladies.....

I thought it would be harmful too, but trust me, there is no pain associated with it, and it seems to have had no lasting impact in any way

Yeah - I looked into it a little - lots of opinions one way and the other - - possible UTI and/or C-DIF infection (among other things) with the ejaculate backing up into your urethra - - I'm just not willing to risk it so my partner is "impressed" by the size of my "Super-Blast" of spagoogie…..

Gotta say, thumbs down on this "procedure".....

"Braying Donkey" seems O.K., though.....

[mikejamm]

You seem to have a real fascination with penis jizz, dumb fuk old hick! Open your mouth and I’ll gladly give you the superload, no dick clinching necessary! And should you ever have the unfortunate luck to encounter and threaten me asshole, you better double up on your depends, cause the final load you’ll be dropping will be the one coming outta your ass.