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    its over I think

    she is avoiding me

    I told her about genie

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    Look at what your missing out on.....




    The Truth, Claudia Gadelha HOTNESS, Dana White Completely SHUTS DOWN




    and the accent.......


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    Quote Originally Posted by pavyracer View Post
    JJ do you know what to do if a woman drops naked in front of you?
    Watch and learn JJ:


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    That was a stunning photo of her in her wedding dress, bet her hubby has a 10” coke can cokk

    You gonna wear a strap on? is she?

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    Lol

    It’s over guys

    Let’s
    Move
    On

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    JJ we know you banged her

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I cannot get pussy

    all everyone wants is to be my friend

    Need new strategy
    first, we must diagnose the problem, specifically, whether JJ is capable of satisfying a woman:




    for those of you who are slow, the answer to the query above regarding JJ's ability to satisfy a woman -- if you can actually see it -- is set forth by that tiny thing, a marlbe, I think, he clasps with his left hand....

    with the problem identified, we must provide a solution. I have gone above and beyond the call of duty, and provide several:

    first:




    second:




    third:




    fourth:




    fifth:




    sixth:





    JJ, use one, or, in your sad case, ALL of these remedies to your problem, and THIS (action seen in photo below) will be a thing of the past:



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    jesus jj, hope you were packin in that 3rd vid

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    fuk

    a lot of BS in here BUT TRUE

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    fuk

    a lot of BS in here BUT TRUE

    I don't even think you fit in the shortest setting for this thing:


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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    first, we must diagnose the problem, specifically, whether JJ is capable of satisfying a woman:




    for those of you who are slow, the answer to the query above regarding JJ's ability to satisfy a woman -- if you can actually see it -- is set forth by that tiny thing, a marlbe, I think, he clasps with his left hand....

    with the problem identified, we must provide a solution. I have gone above and beyond the call of duty, and provide several:

    first:




    second:




    third:




    fourth:




    fifth:




    sixth:





    JJ, use one, or, in your sad case, ALL of these remedies to your problem, and THIS (action seen in photo below) will be a thing of the past:


    Donker how do you have the privacy or time using these methods if you live with your wife ? Is she your coach as well ..... or you keep it remotely discreet ?

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    She finally called me after 2 1/2 days and I think about 15 messages, said she was busy and apologize and maybe we might go out for a burger sometime

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    Where is Mayela?

    What does she think about this?

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    Donker for a guy who is so familiar with all these penile enhancement toys, I would say you have to be a customer to at least some of these devices LMAO unreal talk about showing us your personal insecurities indirectly pal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ForumvilleLoL View Post
    Donker for a guy who is so familiar with all these penile enhancement toys, I would say you have to be a customer to at least some of these devices LMAO unreal talk about showing us your personal insecurities indirectly pal.
    the whole damn forum has seen my tool, dumbass.... if I used all that shit that came up in a single google images search for "penis enlargement" you dumb fuk, it obviously worked.... for as eddie murphy once said, "THE SHIT IS BIG!!!!"

    BUT thanks for being obsessed with my crank, you're not the first by far, although usually it's women. but even even here on sbr, you and a few other guys -- ttwarrior and seeweed come to mind -- are obsessed with it.... safe to say you'd enjoy it, as well....


    shit, that sad fukker seeweed once said in a post he stared at my kahk in a photo or video or some shit I posted "for hours".... no telling how many he rubbed out fantasizing about it.....

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    I get teased a lot

    although cannot get laid

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I get teased a lot

    although cannot get laid
    quit showing off that marble, and the teasing should die down.... having a tiny schshort is bad enough, being teased about it just plain cruelty....

    fuk dem teasing hos

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    the whole damn forum has seen my tool, dumbass.... if I used all that shit that came up in a single google images search for "penis enlargement" you dumb fuk, it obviously worked.... for as eddie murphy once said, "THE SHIT IS BIG!!!!"

    BUT thanks for being obsessed with my crank, you're not the first by far, although usually it's women. but even even here on sbr, you and a few other guys -- ttwarrior and seeweed come to mind -- are obsessed with it.... safe to say you'd enjoy it, as well....


    shit, that sad fukker seeweed once said in a post he stared at my kahk in a photo or video or some shit I posted "for hours".... no telling how many he rubbed out fantasizing about it.....
    You’re obsessed with GAY SEX & BBC. You fukkin HICK try talking about something normal for once or SPORTS. Always gotta be so EXTRAordinary. Fuk you DICK !

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    Name dropping FUK ......

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    JJ would bang anything with a hole.

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