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    Put videos in order next time. If you didn't get at least a handy the way she was laughing, I feel bad for you

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    Quote Originally Posted by thechaoz View Post
    You'll never top this post, quit now like a legend

    Bro you gotta read RedPill. You're a redpill guy but go soft around the hotties. I've never paid for shit except later down the relationship and they always buy me Bose headphones, clothes, booze, my girl now financed my car. I replied to one of your posts 1/2 year ago about "not paying for girls". It might of been the bash. I said "In the end JJ, We all pay". Keep on playing playa

    East Coast all has pretty good diversity. I'm from all white nation in eastern Washington. I penetrating love the east coast. It's where the action is and people are real as penetrate.
    Chaoz, how many Bose headphones do you own?

  3. #38
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    Wtf is this?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shute View Post
    Wtf is this?
    Shute, we are putting the pieces together.

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    got nothing

    She wanted an IPAD Pro art mall and I said no

    smartening up

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    JJ secretly smashed. Trying to play coy here. JJ doesn’t kiss and tell.

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    no I would say it

    friends

    women always tell me that "your a nice guy"

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    Did she win that ceramic Dalmatian on Wheel of Fortune? Or maybe the “fat guy in the circle” ??

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cTBuj9TC-40

  9. #44
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    Jay watch your back

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    got nothing

    She wanted an IPAD Pro art mall and I said no

    smartening up
    Lol not sure where you live but it's really not that hard to pick up a girl without spoiling her. Especially when she's blatantly after you're money.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Jay watch your back
    Ok?

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    JJ, the laugh with that woman is contagious. I can tell she's a happy person, but cheating should be a big NO.

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    This lady hasn’t called me in 19 hours I left 7 messages all detailed and long

    Wtf??

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    This lady hasn’t called me in 19 hours I left 7 messages all detailed and long

    Wtf??
    Reminds me of Mike’s classic scene in Swingers.

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DU3Pk6oDNRU

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    shes going to marry you for some papers... be careful bro

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    Quote Originally Posted by pavyracer View Post
    JJ do you know what to do if a woman drops naked in front of you?
    JJ's the kind of guy that when after the whole act is done and theyre getting dressed, he goes and asks her if he came.

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    Nice work JJ. Just remember, persistence is the key, if she doesn't return your calls then by all means keep calling. If the police show up at your door, that's just a signal that she has received your messages and is playing hard to get. Restraining orders are just another way of saying I love you.
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    not good

    I keep calling her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    not good

    I keep calling her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Let her contact you first, showing too much interest in girl can lead to a turn off..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Swinging Johnson View Post
    Nice work JJ. Just remember, persistence is the key, if she doesn't return your calls then by all means keep calling. If the police show up at your door, that's just a signal that she has received your messages and is playing hard to get. Restraining orders are just another way of saying I love you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Swinging Johnson View Post
    Nice work JJ. Just remember, persistence is the key, if she doesn't return your calls then by all means keep calling. If the police show up at your door, that's just a signal that she has received your messages and is playing hard to get. Restraining orders are just another way of saying I love you.

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    Jj send me her number I'll call her for you

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    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
    Jj send me her number I'll call her for you
    Gaucher, back off pal.

    I already called dibs.

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    Diggity you have no right!!! Shes mine

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    Quote Originally Posted by Swinging Johnson View Post
    Nice work JJ. Just remember, persistence is the key, if she doesn't return your calls then by all means keep calling. If the police show up at your door, that's just a signal that she has received your messages and is playing hard to get. Restraining orders are just another way of saying I love you.

  26. #61
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    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
    Diggity you have no right!!! Shes mine
    I will fight you.

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    Be careful Daggles...

    I offered to let Fidel watch if he helped me kick your ass

  28. #63
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    I cannot get pussy

    all everyone wants is to be my friend

    Need new strategy

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I cannot get pussy

    all everyone wants is to be my friend

    Need new strategy
    If you had a bigger Willy would you be more aggressive/confidant ?

  30. #65
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    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
    Be careful Daggles...

    I offered to let Fidel watch if he helped me kick your ass
    Gaucher, I am not afraid of Fidels. I will break his jaw.

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    I don't have anything but Good luck JJ!

  32. #67
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    cackling ho fo sho.....

    what nationality is this hooker?

    did you get a discount for putting no milage on her vagina, due to using only this:


  33. #68
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    cackling ho fo sho.....

    what nationality is this hooker?

    did you get a discount for putting no milage on her vagina, due to using only this:

    JJ do they ever tell you to put your finger back in them as its bigger?

  34. #69
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    Lol

    I admit I have a small coks it hurts me

    Girls hate it

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    Did she say what I think she said,coach?

    Love the accent..

    She reminds me of Claudia Gadelha..

    I'd lick the balloon knot........

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