1. 10-12-18 06:14 PM #1
    phillyhata1
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    How do I get rid of crabs

    Asking for a friend
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  2. 10-12-18 06:19 PM #2
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    1. Shave the right side of pubic area..
    2. Get ice pick from the drawer...
    3. Set left side of pubic area on fire..
    4. Beat the shit out of them running to shaved area for safety..


    5. You're done...
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  3. 10-12-18 06:31 PM #3
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    With some Old Bay and butter
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  4. 10-12-18 06:32 PM #4
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    wax job
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  5. 10-12-18 09:47 PM #5
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    Bacon grease
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  6. 10-12-18 11:53 PM #6
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    Are "crabs" a real thing? I thought it was just a myth.
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  7. 10-13-18 12:31 AM #7
    El Nino
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    Drink bleach
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  8. 10-13-18 01:42 AM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by El Nino View Post
    Drink bleach
    Agree. That will cure a lot of problems.
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  9. 10-13-18 11:01 AM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by El Nino View Post
    Drink bleach
    What brand?
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  10. 10-13-18 11:25 AM #10
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  11. 10-13-18 11:33 AM #11
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    A200. If that doesn't work ask Donk. That old whore prolly has had all the shellfish.
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  12. 10-14-18 06:57 PM #12
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    Question is how did you get crabs?
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  13. 10-14-18 08:24 PM #13
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  14. 10-14-18 08:27 PM #14
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  15. 10-14-18 10:33 PM #15
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    Lol. Just when I thought I have seen it all.
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  16. 10-15-18 08:16 AM #16
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    who gets crabs anyway?
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  17. 10-15-18 08:31 AM #17
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    thots get crabs and give them to simps
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  18. 10-15-18 08:51 AM #18
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    it's not "crabs", it's "The Crabs"

    saw in a movie once where some guys got into a pool and tried to drown them by staying in the pool for hours....

    give that a whirl and check in


    all you need to know:

    when the pool doesn't work, just go buy this shit:

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