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    30,000th post is here! this is a can't miss stone cold lock.... ASTROS!

    as what happened with my 10,000th commemorative vid, which wound up being my 10,001st post, my 30K vid will be postponed to 30,001`or later, due to, once again, "creative differences" with my better half that have arisen over the size of the nipple patches on her bikini top as she exits the pool at the start of the video....

    I recommended "non-existence", she said "fuk you and the pool and your video altogether, It'll be a cold day in hell before I appear in that lame ass shit".....

    so, while negotiations continue, I'll use this momentous occasion to make you guys some easy money:

    take the under on the astros/indians total runs scored, which is hangin' out around 7...........

    thank me later; take it even at 6 1/2, which is what I think it's dropped to now....


    now, back to negotiating.....


    mods, please move this to Players Talk,..... thank you
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    Done Donk...congratulations
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    ...will be postponed to 30,001`or later, due to, once again, "creative differences" with my better half that have arisen over the size of the nipple patches on her bikini top as she exits the pool at the start of the video....

    I recommended "non-existence", she said "fuk you and the pool and your video altogether, It'll be a cold day in hell before I appear in that lame ass shit"...

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    shit, wild pitch runs scored, what next.... this was on cruise control.....

    I finished watching Dick Turban or something like that, some wide-eyed senator from some shithole state up north yappin' about kavvy, and the collins' speech, and turn back to find it 4-2.....

    Dick Turbin..... f'n bad luck token with some far apart eyes.....


    doesn't have his turban on here, but you get the point.....





    still 4-2..... but only thru six......

    ad


    ps... up yours, dick turban... you lost



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    until then, watch a re run........


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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    until then, watch a re run........
    Never saw that.

    Good stuff .

    Stand by for my 10,000th post video in 2032.

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    Hate to admit it, but having this Donkey jackass around here is good for one thing:

    Instant fade locks.

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    strohs haven't given verlander any descent run support all year, had to figure kluber would keep em in check....

    wild pitch and astros beating up kluber rendered the results as they were.....

    as a silver lining, you can buy more poppers with your insta-fade money to enjoy takin' it up the ass in the bushes in columbus park later this evening in the middle of the shithole slums of trenton new jersey, ban boy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    as a silver lining, you can buy more poppers with your insta-fade money to enjoy takin' it up the ass in the bushes in columbus park later this evening in the middle of the shithole slums of trenton new jersey, ban boy
    With my winnings from your insta-fade lock: Bought whole bunch of jalapeno poppers, six pack of Miller Lite tall boys, relaxed at Columbus Park in honor of Columbus Day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobbywaves View Post
    With my winnings from your insta-fade lock: Bought whole bunch of jalapeno poppers, six pack of Miller Lite tall boys, relaxed at Columbus Park in honor of Columbus Day.
    columbus day must be hard day for u , no mail today so no wellfare checks in the mail

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    Quote Originally Posted by cincinnatikid513 View Post
    columbus day must be hard day for u , no mail today so no wellfare checks in the mail
    Coming from a constant broke dikk.

    My sportsbook & bank account balances are more than you make in a year kid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobbywaves View Post
    Coming from a constant broke dikk.

    My sportsbook & bank account balances are more than you make in a year kid.

    i doubt it, u live in shackville new jersey and need govt assistance
    Last edited by cincinnatikid513; 10-09-18 at 05:23 AM.

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