1. 10-02-18 09:32 AM #1
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    VIDEO SERIES: JJ "PossumBoy" Gold makes a surprise visit to DonkLand, gets thrown out

    we all know the surprise antics of JJ "PossumBoy" Gold....

    shows up at the SBR Bash unannounced, and guys had to hold me back from beating his ass.....

    well, after he dissed me in POTM last month, I guess he was feeling bad about that, and he decides, right on the verge of my big 30,000th SBR post to pay me a surprise visit.....

    yep, this snarling guy:






    well, low and behold, I walk out of the house early this morning, and there he is, sleeping near my front lawn.....

    I immediately grab my phone and start the videos rollin'......


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  2. 10-02-18 09:35 AM #2
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    after pleading with me to stay for my next party and to generally hang out and bum money off me so he can place bets with my local and hit Naskila with us for some Indian slot action, I have to curb him before the babes show up for the day.....:

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  3. 10-02-18 09:36 AM #3
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    final thoughts on curbin' ol Possumboy..... "can I get a ___ ___"


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  4. 10-02-18 11:07 AM #4
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  5. 10-02-18 01:04 PM #5
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  6. 10-02-18 01:16 PM #6
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    This guy a wise ass
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  7. 10-02-18 01:17 PM #7
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    Possums are people to you know.
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  8. 10-02-18 02:16 PM #8
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    haha quality video
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  9. 10-02-18 03:54 PM #9
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    Donk....get your windshield fixed!
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  10. 10-02-18 04:05 PM #10
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    Thought I spotted JJ when I was driving down this old country road the other night,he was scurrying off into the bush.
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    Nice vid Donk!
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  12. 10-02-18 06:33 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by mpaschal34 View Post
    Donk....get your windshield fixed!
    fukkin' Beto O'Rorke supporter who I flipped off as I drove by him threw a goddam old english 800 40oz bottle at me as I was leaving court the other day, haven't had time to get that shit fixed, then one of the spider-webbed-cracks grew halfway across the bitch in the 100 degree heat...... if those fukkin' streets weren't one way and busy, I'd have abandoned the ride and beat his ass.... I could see him drop his fukkin' sign and start runnin' the opposite way of traffic as I hit my brakes (almost getting my ass rear-ended), so it was pointless to try to run him down in a f'n double-breasted $2,000.00 suit.......

    I'll run that fukker down if he's outside the courthouse marchin' next week.....
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  14. 10-02-18 07:57 PM #14
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    Donk is landing with haymakers, JJ may never recover from this. Definite CTE
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  15. 10-02-18 11:47 PM #15
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    good thing JJ didn't bring mayella and her kids down here, or I probably would have had to use one of these f'n nooses on his ass and dragged him off into the woods.....






    or I could have simply hired these dainty fahgs in the video to gently remove them from DonkLand.....

    ah, who am I kiddin', the last time it was two possums in the can, there were two shots fired from a .22 long rifle into their domes......

    I'd have unloaded two clips into jj, mayella and the kids faster than a chicago cop on an unarmed black man..........
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    Next time JJ sneaks back onto your property,just get a bloody rat trap.
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  17. 10-03-18 05:34 AM #17
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    everyone tough behind a keyboard
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    move a little closer to me, possum boy, scoot over just a little bit more....


    a little more.....


    one step closer, you snaggle-toothed short-kahked kahksucker.....


    a little bit more.....


    one more weensy bitty step......






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  19. 10-03-18 11:18 AM #19
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    Tauntint is a violation as it could possibly mean infractions if I sign off on it
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    all jokes aside do you really think you could take jj? he looks a little buff.
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    I was face to face with him at the Bash..... he was trembling and the whites of his eyes were bigger than most of mike tyson's tomato can opponents' eyes as the met with tyson in the middle of the ring pre-fight.....

    he wanted none of the ass whuppin' I'd have laid down on him if I hadn't been preoccupied with getting my wife naked upstairs in our upgraded suite.....

    a closer question would be whether my wife could take him..... with one hand behind her back....
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  22. 10-03-18 01:26 PM #22
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    Auto showing me up after we shook hands

    Now I am going to fuk you up
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  23. 10-03-18 02:56 PM #23
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  24. 10-03-18 03:20 PM #24
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    KVB now in uncharted area

    scary for him
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    Here...... We...... GO
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  26. 10-03-18 05:52 PM #26
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    JJgold is nothing but a troll. How is he still relevant?
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  27. 10-03-18 06:53 PM #27
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    LOL...

    Should see the size of the possums out here in Cali, size of small dogs.. That's a little guy...
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