1. 10-02-18 06:45 PM #1
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    Robotic Brothel catching heat in Htown.... holy sh*t! haven't watched the local news

    haven't watched the local htown news in months, just catching the six pm channel 13 news, and it's a goddam comedy show.....

    f'n dude uses online dating to meet a woman, who is reluctant to meet for months, she finally gives in and he shows up, robs her, takes all her cash, her car, and her cell phone, and vanishes.... having watched some t.v., the cops decide to put up a phony catfish profile and describe the same type ho, and the mother fukker takes the bait..... cops didn't make him wait two months til "she" put out, and agreed to meet him at some shithole by the hour hotel he proposed....arrested.... book him, danno....

    then the htown city council is embroiled in a heated debate on whether to allow some fukstick to open a "rent a sex robot" shop, with the mayor saying, "we have pro sports here, we can't have robotic brothels" opening up here!!!!!

    the owner of the proposed shop says, "fuk you, I'm not creating a sex trade, I'm giving all the degenerate whore mongers in this town an outlet that will actually LESSEN the human trafficking/sex trade here in houston".....

    then, a goddam water skier had his brain eaten after water skiing in a lake with "brain eating amoebas" in it.....

    fuk, think i'll watch cnn...
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  2. 10-02-18 06:54 PM #2
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    Any pics of the robot hookers?
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  3. 10-02-18 07:20 PM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Any pics of the robot hookers?
    We need a Left, Middle, or Right poll.
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    hell yes there was video of them......

    I'd be down there by the Galleria (where this guy was trying to set up shop) every damn day.....

    they looked like high end real dolls but had the mechanics to assume the catcher's position over you to jack hammer cowgirl/cather's position loads out of you like a kum magnet......

    fuk, i think the guy installed a "jack hammer" type mechanism in them for that type of action.....

    you can probably find the video of the story on abc 13 houston's website......


    If this guy had gotten approval for a ten-room robadello, I assume it would sound like a goddam construction site with all the goddam jack hammering..............


    maybe the other tenants were also bitching about the noise.....
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  5. 10-02-18 11:38 PM #5
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    yep, this was taken two minutes ago:


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    How could a robot serve the purpose? URRRGHhh
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    yep, this was taken two minutes ago:


    OK, but now, I want to know about the african bees story?
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    I want to bang a robot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    I want to bang a robot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    I want to bang a robot.
    I wanna bang six of em, all at once.....

    fuk it, program the five my dik isn't in to slap and harass me (or suck my nuts)(or and/or suck my nuts), and yell shit like "quit raping my friend, asshole!" and shit like that while I punch and fight them off, yet never brake stride in layin' the pipe.....

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  11. 10-03-18 02:58 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Any pics of the robot hookers?


    Last edited by KVB; 10-03-18 at 03:01 PM.
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  12. 10-03-18 02:59 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    I want to bang a robot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    I want to bang a robot.
    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post




    Instead of KY, you'll need Valvoline 10w30.
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    Houston, Dallas, Austin all have known swinger bars.... why not a robot sex club? What's worse??
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    Quote Originally Posted by MinnesotaFats View Post
    Houston, Dallas, Austin all have known swinger bars.... why not a robot sex club? What's worse??
    Exactly. No disease. No pimps beating up whores. No trafficking. No johns getting robbed. No crack babies.
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    Until they short circuit and rip off your unit...all fun and games until then. Right?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ebumdude View Post
    Until they short circuit and rip off your unit...all fun and games until then. Right?
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