1. 09-03-18 04:03 PM #1
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    I can't stand it when neighbors do lawn work on Labor day.

    That means machines are turned on and making loud noise. How else am I supposed to enjoy Labor day?
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  2. 09-03-18 04:06 PM #2
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    Turn speakers up

    offer neighbor the pipe, a line, & a drink...
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  3. 09-03-18 04:11 PM #3
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    Better than listening to your neighbor’s dog barking all day
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  4. 09-03-18 04:16 PM #4
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    Its about over 2pm here and the guy just stopped. Started around 11am. Doesn't look like he did a great job. Gardening still looks the same.

    I'm grumpy now.
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  5. 09-03-18 04:19 PM #5
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    11 AM?

    Neighbors gardener fired up the blower at 8:05 AM!



    Turned up the music.
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  6. 09-03-18 04:29 PM #6
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    Go out and do your yard at 4 am.
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  7. 09-03-18 04:31 PM #7
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    My neighbor has a external phone ringer mounted on his porch outside of his house so that he can hear the phone ringing when he is dicking around in his garage. I don't know why he doesn't just get a cordless or run another line into the garage. He must want the entire neighborhood to know that he gets 20 calls a day. One of these nights I am going to rip the fukking thing right off of the wall and throw it down the sewer.
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  8. 09-03-18 04:39 PM #8
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    Yeah you should be out there doing it beaner. Not them.
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  9. 09-03-18 05:10 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kermit View Post
    My neighbor has a external phone ringer mounted on his porch outside of his house so that he can hear the phone ringing when he is dicking around in his garage. I don't know why he doesn't just get a cordless or run another line into the garage. He must want the entire neighborhood to know that he gets 20 calls a day. One of these nights I am going to rip the fukking thing right off of the wall and throw it down the sewer.
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  10. 09-03-18 05:20 PM #10
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    People work seven days a week now on their property because of crazy work schedules there’s nothing you can do
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  11. 09-03-18 05:26 PM #11
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    This is why I live in my car. Easy to uproot and find new territory when your surroundings become unbearable.
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  12. 09-03-18 05:32 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    People work seven days a week now on their property because of crazy work schedules there’s nothing you can do
    I'm plugging my phone into a megaphone that blasts into the street. I don't want to miss a call.

    Turning up the doorbell and facing it out as well.

    Going to set up a mic by the toilet and an amp and speaker facing out front. Will turn it on every time I flush.

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  13. 09-03-18 05:46 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by King Mayan View Post
    Yeah you should be out there doing it beaner. Not them.
    https://www.sportsbookreview.com/for...ing-mayan.html
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  14. 09-03-18 08:36 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by JMobile View Post
    Its about over 2pm here and the guy just stopped. Started around 11am. Doesn't look like he did a great job. Gardening still looks the same.

    I'm grumpy now.
    Wait a minute. I started at 11am and ended at 2pm and didn’t mess with my garden....
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  15. 09-03-18 08:58 PM #15
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    lol penetrating old guy cutting their lawn at 8am on the weekend. I've been up all night on a hookers and blow bender.

    Let's just say it's gotten ugly
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  16. 09-03-18 09:11 PM #16
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    Never really talk to this neighbor because he never comes out.
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  17. 09-04-18 03:15 PM #17
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    If you are a Christian and live by the Bible, you could kill them, or anyone, for working on Sunday
    You wouldn't even have to be remorseful or ask for forgiveness because you are commanded to do so in the Bible
    Then you get to go to heaven

    There is always a way around things
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  18. 09-04-18 05:33 PM #18
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    Thankfully you have a full year until the next one. Enjoy
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  19. 09-04-18 05:55 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by maggiethebestdog View Post
    If you are a Christian and live by the Bible, you could kill them, or anyone, for working on Sunday
    You wouldn't even have to be remorseful or ask for forgiveness because you are commanded to do so in the Bible
    Then you get to go to heaven

    There is always a way around things
    Very twisted and very false.
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  20. 09-04-18 06:27 PM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kermit View Post
    My neighbor has a external phone ringer mounted on his porch outside of his house so that he can hear the phone ringing when he is dicking around in his garage. I don't know why he doesn't just get a cordless or run another line into the garage. He must want the entire neighborhood to know that he gets 20 calls a day. One of these nights I am going to rip the fukking thing right off of the wall and throw it down the sewer.
    I don't want to read about "I'm going to"... JUST DO IT and then post the vid.
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  21. 09-04-18 06:45 PM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheGoldenGoose View Post
    I don't want to read about "I'm going to"... JUST DO IT and then post the vid.
    Earlier today, there was a fight down at that guy's house. Apparently someone did some auto repair work on their car and they didn't pay him, and he came to their house to collect his money or remove what ever part that he installed.

    Part of the conversation went "The car should have never been in the lot for you to take, you are supposed to pay before you take the car" Wife says "They told us that we could pay by the end of the month" Guy goes "It doesn't work that way you crazy bitch" Husband goes "Don't talk to my wife like that" Guy goes "Fukk you, you're a bitch too" The guy then said something about kicking the husband's ass and one of the neighbors called the cops.

    Apparently these people seen their car in the shop's lot and used their extra key to take it after the shop closed. What a couple of fleebs.
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