we all remember that frisky bastard AutoDolph and how he can sniff out ripe poon under water.....
classic AutoDolph:
well, the son of a bitch is back and hornier than ever.....
trying to mate every woman that gets into the f'n water off the coast of France:
Yes, that's him, caused a country (France) to close a healthy stretch of beach due to his trying to bang every broad that dared get in the damn water.....
good dolphin.....
https://www.thetimes.co.uk/imageserv...C64&resize=685
HORNY DOLPHIN FORCES COASTAL TOWN TO CLOSE ITS BEACHES
It's tough out there for a bachelor dolphin. You've gone through all the fish in the sea. You've swiped through every bottlenose on Findr. All that's left are boats and drifting swimmers.
At least, that's how the dolphin nicknamed AutoDolph appears to feel. The thirsty dolphin has been causing problems in the seaside town of Landévennec, Brittany in northern France. The dolphin was rubbing up against boats and swimmers. Mayor Roger Lars issued a bylaw banning swimming anytime "the presence of the dolphin is confirmed." It was also forbidden to get within 50 meters of the frisky dolphin, reports the Guardian.
The dolphin gained popularity with tourists and locals because he liked to swim alongside boats and would allow swimmers to grab his dorsal fin and catch a ride. "Then a few weeks ago he changed," the Telegraph writes. In addition to rubbing up against swimmers and preventing them from getting to shore, it used "its nose to push one woman out of the water and up into the air." It's an awesome trick at Sea World. It's a terrifying experience when you're just going for a float and find yourself attracting the attention of an amorous creature.
Dolphins don't have a set mating season and are able to mate at any time of year. Additionally, dolphins have been observed engaging in recreational sex and have displayed sexual behavior toward other species. (Yes, that includes humans.) Fortunately, AutoDolph knows when the feeling isn't mutual. The ban was lifted Monday because "AutoDolph moved away from the coast," per the Guardian.
Now that the randy, ass-sniffing Dolphin has moved along, hopefully, he's found greener pastures or a friendly manatee or something.