[PAULYPOKER]

August 24, 2018

A Chinese couple struggling to conceive made an eye-opening discovery when a doctor told them they’d been having sex the wrong way. The medic found that the wife was still a virgin despite four years of bedroom ordeal.


“The couple were very young, the man 26 and the woman 24. They were very healthy, but, despite being married for four years, couldn’t conceive,” Guizhou province obstetrician Liu Hongmei told local paper Guiyang Evening Post. “Their family was giving them a lot of stress because of it.”



The woman told her doctor that sex was usually quite painful, which raised concerns about a gynecological disease. But upon examination, it was discovered that the wife was still a virgin. Hongmei credited her “experience” as a doctor for thinking to check the woman’s anus – confirming that the couple had mistakenly been having anal sex for years.



The couple, who hail from Bijie city in China’s south-west, were each handed a sex-education handbook and some “guidelines” before they went home.



Months later, the couple reportedly presented the doctor with a few chickens and 100 eggs as a thank-you gift – the woman finally got pregnant after an apparently more-successful attempt at sexual intercourse.


Wrong way in: Shocked doctor discovers couple desperate for baby didn’t know how to have sex

[maggiethebestdog]

Something similar happened with me and my dentist
I found out that proper dental care involved him using certain dental care utensils in my mouth instead of him inserting his pecker in my anus like he thought was the best way

After I found out I almost changed dentists

[DiggityDaggityDo]

I have a toothache.

Can I get your dentist's number?

Thanks pal.

[maggiethebestdog]

I have a toothache.

Can I get your dentist's number?

Thanks pal.

Actually, the govt shut him down for some reason
He was really despondent and looking for answers when that happened
I guess that's why he joined the Priesthood

[Sanity Check]

A Chinese couple struggling to conceive made an eye-opening discovery......... upon examination, it was discovered that the wife was still a virgin.......... the couple had mistakenly been having anal sex for years.

What do they say about men refusing to ask directions to take the right roads to reach their destination?

[juicername]

This is either the smartest or dumbest man walked on earth.

[zert]

Something similar happened with me and my dentist
I found out that proper dental care involved him using certain dental care utensils in my mouth instead of him inserting his pecker in my anus like he thought was the best way

After I found out I almost changed dentists

That pretty much explains what is wrong with you.

[ByeShea]

August 24, 2018

A Chinese couple struggling to conceive made an eye-opening discovery when a doctor told them they’d been having sex the wrong way. The medic found that the wife was still a virgin despite four years of bedroom ordeal.


“The couple were very young, the man 26 and the woman 24. They were very healthy, but, despite being married for four years, couldn’t conceive,” Guizhou province obstetrician Liu Hongmei told local paper Guiyang Evening Post. “Their family was giving them a lot of stress because of it.”



The woman told her doctor that sex was usually quite painful, which raised concerns about a gynecological disease. But upon examination, it was discovered that the wife was still a virgin. Hongmei credited her “experience” as a doctor for thinking to check the woman’s anus – confirming that the couple had mistakenly been having anal sex for years.



The couple, who hail from Bijie city in China’s south-west, were each handed a sex-education handbook and some “guidelines” before they went home.



Months later, the couple reportedly presented the doctor with a few chickens and 100 eggs as a thank-you gift – the woman finally got pregnant after an apparently more-successful attempt at sexual intercourse.


Wrong way in: Shocked doctor discovers couple desperate for baby didn’t know how to have sex

That Chinese guy is a legit fukkin' genius.

[Foxx]

He put it the Wong hole.

[Mr KLC]

[MaltedHopsFrenzy]

Reminds me of a joke I heard - if God was such a great designer, why did he build the playground so close to the sewer?

[Buckandadime]

August 24, 2018

A Chinese couple struggling to conceive made an eye-opening discovery when a doctor told them they’d been having sex the wrong way. The medic found that the wife was still a virgin despite four years of bedroom ordeal.


“The couple were very young, the man 26 and the woman 24. They were very healthy, but, despite being married for four years, couldn’t conceive,” Guizhou province obstetrician Liu Hongmei told local paper Guiyang Evening Post. “Their family was giving them a lot of stress because of it.”



The woman told her doctor that sex was usually quite painful, which raised concerns about a gynecological disease. But upon examination, it was discovered that the wife was still a virgin. Hongmei credited her “experience” as a doctor for thinking to check the woman’s anus – confirming that the couple had mistakenly been having anal sex for years.



The couple, who hail from Bijie city in China’s south-west, were each handed a sex-education handbook and some “guidelines” before they went home.



Months later, the couple reportedly presented the doctor with a few chickens and 100 eggs as a thank-you gift – the woman finally got pregnant after an apparently more-successful attempt at sexual intercourse.


Wrong way in: Shocked doctor discovers couple desperate for baby didn’t know how to have sex

Wonder how the oral sex is going?

[pologq]

the female doctor was exploring the wife's ass...sounds hot

[Sanity Check]

Babies are born somewhat lacking essential gut bacteria.

The easiest way for them to accumulate gut bacteria is if their mother literally shits on them after they're born.

Its a common theme in nature. Baby elephants play in and eat elephant poop to acquire the gut bacteria they need to digest ingredients in their normal diet.

Its not a design flaw. It an evolutionary trait.

[SBR_Guest_Pro]

smart man! how can the doctor tell the lady NEVER had sex in her life?