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    I have a confession to make......... I'm a HUGE Cardi B fan!!!!!!!

    Chick does nothing but put out hit after hit. Every track she drops is an instant banger. It doesn't matter if you're in the hood or in an upscale neighborhood, EVERYONE is playing her shyt! From gang bangers in cutlass sittin on 28's to soccer moms at the grocery store in Beverly Hills She's killing the rap game right now. Clearly she doesn't write her own lyrics as it sounds like she's rapping off a sheet of paper and sounds like a barely literate teenager when spitting bars, but that's what makes her delivery so great.













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    New York accent -_- zZz

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    Quote Originally Posted by ikid2groove415 View Post
    New York accent -_- zZz


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    Holy smokes, that is the dumbest array of music videos I've ever seen, now I know why people hate Cardi B. She earned that rep.

    So thank you, BigBusiness, for putting it out there - and good luck with the GED. You can do it!

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    Hold up! She has ghostwriters? That blows my mind.

    Tip my cap to her...thought she would be a one-hit wonder.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigtymer56 View Post
    Hold up! She has ghostwriters? That blows my mind.

    Tip my cap to her...thought she would be a one-hit wonder.
    I thought she would be a one hit wonder as well. but damn..... Every track she releases is a instant hit.

    I haven't seen her release a single track that was "meh". Songs are catchy as shyt.

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    As Chuck would say, turrible!

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    Funniest tweet about her I saw

    "Cardi B is music for girls who wash paper plates"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ralphie Halves View Post
    Funniest tweet about her I saw

    "Cardi B is music for girls who wash paper plates"

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    I like the one that says"hey Cardi B, Nicki Minaj wants her life back."


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    she has got a long tongue - maybe that got her into the business

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ralphie Halves View Post
    Funniest tweet about her I saw

    "Cardi B is music for girls who wash paper plates"

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    This dude chalky white

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    when u going to stop pretending




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    Let's bring out the Cardi B jokes, I'm getting some laughs here.


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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
    Let's bring out the Cardi B jokes, I'm getting some laughs here.

    Yall some hatin ass mother fukkers. Cardi droppin hit after hit in such a short amount of time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigBusiness View Post
    Yall some hatin mother fukkers. Cardi droppin hit after hit.
    Not hating, just want to hear some jokes.

    You think she has originality?

    I don't.

    I like the beats, a lot, but her talking during songs sucks.

    I wonder if she has any creative input or if it's all done for her.

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    She doesn't write her own songs? so she actually pays money for those shitty lyrics?
    What the penetrate does "i make money moves" mean in any real language?

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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
    hahahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by jts1207 View Post
    This dude chalky white
    Don't disrespect chalky like that!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigBusiness View Post
    Yall some hatin ass mother fukkers. Cardi droppin hit after hit in such a short amount of time.
    Is this what's "Pumpin" at the Applebee's when you punch in to wash the dishes?

    "Drug Dealin Money"...…



    Stealing your Grandma's Darvocet and then selling it to the freshman class at your Mormon private high school is not "Drug Dealin".....

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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
    Not hating, just want to hear some jokes.

    You think she has originality?

    I don't.

    I like the beats, a lot, but her talking during songs sucks.

    I wonder if she has any creative input or if it's all done for her.
    All of her tracks have been bangers! Every last one of them. I've seen plenty of one hit wonders over the years only to fizzle out after their first song.

    This chick keeps churning out one hit wonders with no signs of slowing down. That obviously takes some originality.

    Nicki Minaj better watch out!


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    I do like the beats.


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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
    I do like the beats.


    Lyrics from motorsport:


    Ride the dick like a BMX
    No ***** wanna be my ex
    I love when he go on tour
    'Cause he cums more, when I see him less
    I get upset off, I turn Offset on
    I told him the other day
    Man, we should sell that porn
    Yeah, Cardi B, I'm back, bitches
    I don't wanna hear I'm actin' different
    Same lips that be talkin' 'bout me
    Is the same lips that be ass kissin'
    These hoes ain't, what they say they are
    And their pussy stank, they're catfishin'
    Same hoes, that was sendin' shots
    They reachin' out like their back itchin'
    Why would I hop in some beef (why?)
    When I could just hop in a Porsche?
    You heard she gon' do what from who?
    That's not a reliable source, no
    So tell me, have you seen her?
    Let me wrap my weave up
    I'm the trap Selena
    Dame más gasolina




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    Quote Originally Posted by bozeman View Post
    she has got a long tongue - maybe that got her into the business
    Cardi B concert should be off the chain!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigBusiness View Post
    Cardi B concert should be off the chain!
    It'll be like going to a Drake concert, but with a chick. They're one in the same except one has a d*** and the other doesn't.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigBusiness View Post
    Cardi B concert should be off the chain!
    make sure to bring your pocket knife. sounds like a dangerous place to be

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    Quote Originally Posted by SBR_Guest_Pro View Post
    make sure to bring your pocket knife. sounds like a dangerous place to be
    You'll be more likely to get stabbed at a Disney on Ice event.

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    The very sound of her voice gives me the shivers......not in a good way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Harry N. Lloyd View Post
    The very sound of her voice gives me the shivers......not in a good way.
    Yeah, I can feel the tracks, the beats, but that voice, that talking. She just raps, too bad she doesn't sing, that I've heard.

    She doesn't have to sing, but her rapping isn't for me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrpapageorgio View Post
    You'll be more likely to get stabbed at a Disney on Ice event.
    With a cotton candy stick?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SBR_Guest_Pro View Post
    With a cotton candy stick?
    Hey, those ice skates can be sharp. I'd be more worried about one of those Disney princesses going rogue than the crowd at a Cardi B. concert.

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    This wasn't the confession we were all waiting for.
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    Im surprised Big Buisness isn't pushing his rap game on here



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